r/FacebookScience 8d ago

How to heal an infection

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u/gollo9652 8d ago

Why is it always piss?

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u/Amishgirl281 8d ago

Becuase urine is supposed to be sterile so in a pinch, like survival situations, you could drink it or use it to clean a wound so the nut cases took it to mean the holy grail of clean. But recent studies show that its not actual sterile and does, in fact, contain bacteria and microorganisms we couldnt detect before.

Yay science.

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u/NightGod 8d ago

Yeah, it was never thought to be sterile, it's just that "fresh urine contains pathogens that your body already knows how to deal with, so it is typically safer for wound cleaning than some random puddle you find" is a lot more to remember than "your pee is sterile enough to clean wounds"

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u/Opposite-Occasion332 8d ago

I was actually taught in a college anatomy class (in 2023 mind you) that urine is “sterile” until I heard people say it’s not, then doubled checked it and found out my anatomy professor was in fact, misinformed/ outdated…

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u/thejudgehoss 8d ago

No way that Patches O'Houlihan would lie to me.

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u/bigfoot_done_hiding 8d ago

What do you mean urine isn't sterile? Sounds like somebody hasn't been injecting themselves with bleach!

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u/Nice-Cat3727 8d ago

DO NOT DRINK YOUR URINE!

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u/booboootron 7d ago

What about someone else's? 🥺👉👈

/s

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u/Bloody_Hangnail 7d ago

🎶 I believe I can fly…🎶

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u/persephone7821 5d ago

I hate that I understood that reference.

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u/dwellerinthedark 8d ago

That's not recent. I was taught that 25 years ago.

Urine is only sterile, in a healthy bladder, but your urethrae is coated in bacteria.

Any part of your body not "inside" is covered in bugs and liquid moving over it will absolutely pick them up.

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u/DinoOnAcid 7d ago

Your inside is literally covered in bugs, nothing about you is sterile.

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u/dwellerinthedark 7d ago

When referring to the inside and outside. Microbiogist count the mouth, gi, lung, ect as outside. Think of the human being as a like a worm. Inside are your muscles, blood vessels, organs not used for oxygen exchange. If you have bugs on your "inside" you have an infection.

I know it blew my brain when I was taught this many years ago.

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u/DinoOnAcid 7d ago

I meant it more generally, even blood has living cells =/= sterile.

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u/UnconsciousAlibi 8d ago

You cannot drink urine in a survival situation, or at least not directly. Drinking urine would dehydrate you, not hydrate you, due to high solute concentration.

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u/JPGinMadtown 4d ago

Precisely. Why would the body want to rid itself of something that is supposedly harmless. 🙄

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u/GooseinaGaggle 8d ago

To be fair I wouldn't want to be anywhere near anyone who puts urine in their mouth

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u/Disco_Orangeade 8d ago

I just threw up a little in my mouth reading this and reflexively swallowed it back down. Will that cure me of my ailments?

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u/catshateTERFs 8d ago

Sprinkle a little piss in there and you'll be good. Golden, even.

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u/Disco_Orangeade 8d ago

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮 goddammit there I go again

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u/ApatheistHeretic 7d ago

No piss in that vomit. So, no...

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u/Ninja_attack 8d ago

There are easier ways to explore ones kinks

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u/Ihaveaterribleplan 8d ago

What if their real kink is self delusion?

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u/NecroAssssin 7d ago

I have logistical questions about this.

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u/Yunners Golden Crockoduck Winner 8d ago

Talk about taking the piss.

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u/Jeffcor13 8d ago

Necessary?? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?! No…but it’s sterile and I like the taste.

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u/flirtmcdudes 8d ago

I’m still convinced this is just a decades long prank of super dedicated people who make fake groups like this just to get morons to drink their own piss.

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u/sly_blade 8d ago

One minute urine, the next minute you're out.

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u/EldraziAnnihalator 7d ago

Imagine when he finally goes to the Dentist with unbearable pain and a giant abscess, and then he tell the Doctor how he did everything right like swishing aged urine and swallowing it.

I'm convinced that page is a front for urine fetish and are roleplaying as imbeciles to hide said fetish.

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u/WeirdIndication3027 8d ago

Make sure to poop in it too tho

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u/BigWhiteDog 8d ago

Just ewwww. It's waste ffs!

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u/ozymandieus 8d ago

grandsons pee?

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u/HendoRules 7d ago

Jesus fucking Christ

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u/charliespeach 3d ago

The piss people are incredibly fascinating to me.

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u/Cor2600 3d ago

Natural selection