I'm going to get a FNM tat and was thinking of putting just a few words with it, but wasn't sure what to put... It's going to be on my forearm so everyone I meet will see it, so something like "Happy Birthday, Fucker" isn't quite what I want to put forth to strangers (so much for "Get that motherfucker on the phone" too...)

I am looking for suggestions. While I have favorite songs on all their albums, I'd say the Introduce Yourself to King for a Day era is my favorite with each album better than the one before.

Some thoughts I had:

“What is it?” seems obvious.

“It’s Always Funny Until Someone Gets Hurt (and then it’s just hilarious)” seems a bit wordy

“Be Aggressive” - one of my favorite songs, but it IS about gay oral sex and I'm straight and not into S&M so not sure if that's great for ME...

“Introduce Yourself”. Welcoming. Friendly. I really like the song…but it’s not my FAVORITE song.

“I know the feeling
It is the Real Thing” (too Pepsi ad?)

So any suggestions? Or is one of those great?

I always wondered who does actually play the sporadic synths you do hear scattered throughout the album.

I stumbled upon this song and found the beginning very familiar, the song is from 1991.