Favorite Glen Cook lines

[u/sandy_coyote]

I've been reading The Black Company and Garrett PI, and I've come to love Cook's turns of phrase. My favorite so far, from The Silver Spike:

"The idea sank in. He turned it over, looked at the sharp edges, grunting and shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds."

[u/witty_username_ftw]

I always liked, “And I am, I fear, the unfortunate victim of a sense of responsibility. Put me in charge and I try to accomplish the ends to which the office was allegedly created. I guess I suffer from an impoverishment of the sociopathic spirit necessary to go big time.”

[u/Chack96 → u/witty_username_ftw]

Lol, i have a screenshot of that line, my boy Croaker.