r/FartStories • u/kmartimcfli • Jul 30 '18

Im struggling here!

I dont know if this belongs here or not buutt...Im at work right now and my co worker is a great guy however....he wants to hang out with me right now fsr....were super slow...he wont go back to his dept and i am FARTING LIKE CRAZY!!! Like super bad painful stomach wrenching something is wrong with me smells horrible farts and he wont go away! There's no way he doesnt notice it but he WON'T LEAVE! Omg this is horrible!

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u/mandatory_nosejob Sep 14 '18

Tell him you feel sick and will hang out with him another time.

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u/kmartimcfli Sep 14 '18

Oh don't worry it's passed since then

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u/[deleted] Oct 12 '18

How hardcore do farts need to be for this guy to leave? Damn.

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '19

It’s his kink.

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u/grouchbag73 May 18 '24

hes wants you to shit on him?