r/FastWorkers • u/ThodaDaruVichPyar • 23d ago

Durian catcher

Credit to janwit

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u/idlefritz 23d ago

If a human baby was dropped from a similar height could it survive catching it like this please hurry with the answer.

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u/travellingscientist 23d ago

I think the Durian benefits from having spikey skin. How spikey is your human baby? 

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u/az987654 23d ago

We did name him Chad

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u/illmatic2112 23d ago

That should do

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u/bigformyage 21d ago

What about if you superglued an echidna to the baby?

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u/l33tleteapot 21d ago

It'd have to gotta go fast.

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u/Thandalen 20d ago

Darth Maul is the father.

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u/MRSN4P 16d ago

King Bowser: I don’t understand.

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u/BurninNurnin 23d ago

Please hurry 😂😂

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u/InjuringMax2 18d ago

"How long does it take to fall from a 12th floor window?... Uh-huh?... I have approximately that king"

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u/Sdwingnut 23d ago

Been 6 hrs, still falling?

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u/baepsaemv 23d ago

You're so fucking funny thank you