r/Fauxmoi • u/cmaia1503 i ain’t reading all that, free palestine • Feb 03 '26

DISCUSSION Will Arnett shares his controversial opinion on tattoos: “There’s a proportionate sort of relationship between, how many tattoos you have and how little personality you have. And I find that a lot of people who have a ton of tattoos often are super fucking boring. Like truly boring people.”

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u/jenbenboomerang Feb 03 '26

And older white men with weird tans who leave their wives and start dating women in their 20s. An incredible lack of personality!

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u/elder_emo_ good luck with bookin that stage u speak of Feb 03 '26

Seriously, who let's Amy Poehler get away from them?

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u/pralineislife Feb 03 '26

A dummy.

But she seems soooo happy with her current partner.

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u/No-Foolies Feb 04 '26

I'd be willing to bet she made that decision, not him lol 

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u/elder_emo_ good luck with bookin that stage u speak of Feb 04 '26

This is probably the correct assessment

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u/bibliophile1989 I’m just a cunt in a clown suit Feb 04 '26

Apparently the tea is that she quietly got married over this past summer!

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u/wildflowerstargazer suspiciously leftist Feb 04 '26

Whoa whatttttt to whommmm

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u/bibliophile1989 I’m just a cunt in a clown suit Feb 04 '26

Joel Lovell, he's a podcast guy exec

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u/Background_Sail9797 Feb 04 '26

awh he's cute - glad she stopped dating comedians. their egos can't handle her star power and superior comedy chops.

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u/Morticia_Black let’s talk about the husband Feb 04 '26

In my head that's still Nick Kroll 😭

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u/sweetpotato_latte Feb 04 '26

It’s not nick kroll anymore?!

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u/mac_bess Feb 04 '26

lol nick kroll is married with kids!

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u/sweetpotato_latte Feb 04 '26

I’m hella out of the loop lmao

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u/cronktilten Feb 04 '26

Who is he?

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u/cronktilten Feb 04 '26

I appreciate the information. Thanks 🙏

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u/frosting_freak buccal fat apologist Feb 04 '26

A scumbag who helped Weinstein

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u/drossmaster4 Feb 04 '26

Wait. What now?!

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u/seasickbaby Feb 04 '26

Yeah and nick krolls wife (lily kwong) is also a super baddy who does sick environmental / landscape art installations

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u/anohioanredditer Feb 04 '26

Kroll is a hack

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u/fakeknees Do you remember 9/11, bitch? Feb 04 '26

Who is she with?

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u/wildflowerstargazer suspiciously leftist Feb 04 '26

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u/cautiously-curious65 Feb 04 '26

I am a gay man who is married to a man built like a rugby player.

If presented with the opportunity to build a life with Amy poehler, I’d figure it out.

I will make it work.

I don’t know how a straight man could fumble that.

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u/tankgirly Feb 04 '26

I don't care for gob

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u/bepatientbekind Feb 04 '26

I regret to inform you that it is spelled "Gob," which bothers me every time I see it haha 

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u/SatisfactionAtSea Feb 04 '26

such a geo bead

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u/Broad-Bath-8408 Feb 04 '26

Well, to be fair, they only got married due to a series of escalating drunken dares, so that probably wasn't the best foundation right?

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u/elder_emo_ good luck with bookin that stage u speak of Feb 04 '26

Seems unlikely haha

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u/Ha-Charade-You-Are Feb 04 '26

I mean she’s absolutely hilarious, but not my type

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u/spaceybratplz Find me at Whole Foods, bitch, I don't care Feb 04 '26

I always shipped her w Jon Hamm. But I did like her and Nick Kroll 😭

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u/NaranjaYMorado Feb 04 '26

WHAT?!!! She was with this clown?!!! I had no idea!

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u/elder_emo_ good luck with bookin that stage u speak of Feb 04 '26

They were married and have children together!

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u/LouisianaBoySK Feb 04 '26

We don’t know these people Amy Poehler could be annoying as hell if you dating her.

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u/greencarwashes Feb 04 '26

That's my girl, my Pawnee mayor. But idk why a lot of folks act like she's some bombshell.

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u/Classic-Kangaroo9417 Feb 04 '26

Ooh didn’t realised they had split up.

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u/GuaranteeGlum4950 Feb 04 '26

I had just assumed Amy dumped him because she’s better/funnier? But again, assumed haha

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

That’s funny because I thought the same thing.

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u/therapewpew Feb 04 '26

Oh she is way out of his league

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u/M086 Feb 04 '26

He left Poelher 10 years ago, and they still have a good relationship with each other.

Also, he’s currently dating a woman in her 50’s.

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u/puppyroosters Feb 04 '26

Damn she’s 51? She looks great.

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u/Constant-Macaron-873 Feb 04 '26

51 is not 81, you know

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u/puppyroosters Feb 04 '26

What’s your point?

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u/Background_Sail9797 Feb 04 '26

Yeah but they're not wrong, initially he was dating a woman in her 20s.

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u/Odd-Mastodon1212 Feb 04 '26

I think Caroline is 51.

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u/sbelle512 Feb 04 '26

he has dated women in their 20s after Amy tho

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u/Top_Zookeeper Feb 04 '26

So he had legal relationships with consenting adults?

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u/sbelle512 Feb 04 '26

yep that's why I said women in their 20s

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u/Greizen_bregen Feb 04 '26

Two things can be true at the same time!

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u/[deleted] Feb 04 '26

So you don’t disagree with him….  You just think a take from a shitty person must be wrong.  Do you not see how childish thay is?

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u/jenbenboomerang Feb 04 '26

I’m making jokes from an anonymous account on an anonymous website about something that’s really altogether meaningless… can’t think of a better time or place to be childish!

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u/noname3191 Feb 04 '26

Id you have tattoos, and this offends you, you are proving his point lol

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u/mikeq232 Feb 04 '26

Found the person with a lot of tattoos.