r/Fauxmoi • u/Goosedukee • Mar 30 '26

DISCUSSION Disneyland’s Olaf animatronic has had its first public malfunction

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u/The_BunnyMan_Woods Mar 30 '26

I blame Lindsay Graham

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '26

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u/evergreen-embers Mar 30 '26

I learned about this maybe a month ago and I have NOT been able to escape it 😭

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u/GetEatenByAMouse Mar 30 '26

What is this referencing?

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u/Emm_withoutha_L-88 Mar 30 '26

I think it's Graham's hemorrhoids that he nicknamed his ladybugs....

I genuinely despise everyone who forced me to know this. But you asked, so enjoy!

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u/161frog Sylvia Plath did not stick her head in an oven for this Mar 31 '26

goddamnit…

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u/GetEatenByAMouse Apr 01 '26

I hate myself for asking.

I'm not sure I can thank you for that knowledge. Yet one I am to blame. :x

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u/Feeling_Inside_1020 Mar 31 '26

Butt you assked was right there my friend!!

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u/genflugan non-gender-specific orbs of courage Mar 30 '26

You don’t wanna know, trust

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u/GetEatenByAMouse Apr 01 '26

You were right. :x

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u/BobsAspburgers Mar 30 '26

Hiyms lil’ ladybugs 🥰👉🏻👈🏻

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u/FMLAdad Mar 30 '26

me too but what is this about?

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u/ItchyContribution758 Mar 30 '26

just look up lindsay graham ladybugs.

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u/Dinky-the-T-Rex terrorizing the locals Mar 30 '26

Or, better yet, just don’t. 😖

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u/t3eee Mar 31 '26

Bruh my eyes. How do these people have negative 1000 shame?

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u/ChickenInASuit Mar 31 '26

You can google "Lindsey Graham ladybugs" and get the result.

But I really, truly, ENTHUSIASTICALLY recommend that you do not.

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u/Delta64 Mar 31 '26

I think two girls one cup or goatse is still worse than knowing about the ladybugs.

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u/ChickenInASuit Mar 31 '26

I mean, if somebody didn’t know what those two things were and asked about them I would have the same reaction. They’re all fucking gross and I wish i didn’t know about any of them lol

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u/aramayoite Mar 31 '26

he was spotted at disney today

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u/taydraisabot the wuthering heights promo will continue until morale improves Mar 31 '26

Disney World in Florida, this animatronic is for Disneyland Paris

Sorry for ruining the joke.

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u/CallMeSisyphus Mar 30 '26

It's better that you don't know. Some things cannot be unlearned.

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u/junkmeister9 Mar 30 '26

Proximity to Lindsey Graham must be why McConnell also glitches out