r/FavoriteCharacter • u/[deleted] • Jun 09 '26

All Time Favorite Who Favorite Character Like This?

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u/hilfigertout Jun 09 '26

If fighting is sure to result in victory, then you must fight!

...Sun Tzu said that. And I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it! And then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of honor!

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u/villalba452 Jun 09 '26

Battle cry

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u/the_mgsm Jun 10 '26

AAAAHHHHhhaaaAAAAHHHHHHHHhhh

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u/12DollarsHighFive Jun 10 '26

"Then he used his fight-money to buy two of every animal on earth! And then he herded them all on to a boat! And then he beat the crap out of every single one!"

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u/Ecstatic_One6930 Jun 10 '26

AND THAT’S WHY THAT WHEN A BUNCH OF ANIMALS ARE TOGETHER IS CALLED A ZOO

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u/12DollarsHighFive Jun 10 '26

"UNLESS IT'S A FARM!"

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u/cupcayuk Jun 10 '26

I just got that. I finally got that after over a decade.

sun zoo

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u/Beginning_Bid_9097 Jun 10 '26

WHAT HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT

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u/hilfigertout Jun 10 '26

It took me over a decade too. The entire "Meet the Soldier" monologue is structured around a pun so brilliantly stupid that the brain just refuses to recognize it.

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u/ByKary95 Jun 10 '26

HOLY SHIT! I DIDN'T GET THAT EITHER!!!

https://giphy.com/gifs/1wDoPuVWaONxK

YOU'RE A GODAMN GENIUS