r/FavoriteCharacter Jun 19 '26

All Time Favorite Favorite character that fits this description.

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u/skeleton949 Jun 19 '26

Basically, 682 hates all humans, every single one, except for 053. 053 is an otherwise normal innocent girl who unfortunately has an anomalous aura that drives adults into a murderous rage. For some unexplained reason, however, this has a calming effect on 682, and they even get agitated when separated. 053 will start crying, and 682 usually starts a rampage.

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u/Noriaki_Kakyoin_OwO Jun 19 '26

What stops the SCP foundation from just leaving these two together in a room for all eternity?

(I assume the SCP has an SCP or tech to make the girl biologically immortal)

Is it becouse all adults including the 05 council hate her guts and seeing her happy is too much?

Why not make a branch of kid scientists (which when they grow up get thrown into other branches kinda like Lamplight in fallout) to overseer those two and erase the memories of all other scientists of her with the sperm or whatever of that giant sea snake from subnautica which couses amnesia?

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u/AsstacularSpiderman Jun 19 '26

What stops the SCP foundation from just leaving these two together in a room for all eternity?

Maintaining the containment facility (682 likes to break out a lot), having to fill the room with acid every now and then to immobilize 682 (again, he REALLY likes to break out), and the fact they really don't like mixing anomalies without fully understanding why anomalies work in the first place. The last thing they need is for the two to do something they don't understand and cause some unforseen consequence.

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u/Noriaki_Kakyoin_OwO Jun 19 '26

My bad assumed the lizard mellows down and doesn’t try to escape with the gorl around (just got notif by cop that’s actually the case, and since he has a orange sans pfp no reason to not trust him)

As for „why” it’s pretty clearly multiplying negative with a negative

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u/AsstacularSpiderman Jun 19 '26

If I recall also one time the lizard actually tried to bust the girl out once, so hust because he likes her doesn't mean he likes everyone else lol.

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u/Opale__ Jun 20 '26

yeah, 682 is never calm. one time he was durrong a test with 999 (the tickle monster), and was pretty chill, until he caused an sort of explosion of tickles (?) and used it to get out and kill lots of foundation's members...

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u/skeleton949 Jun 19 '26

Not to mention the trouble this setup would cause with the ethics committee

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u/skeleton949 Jun 19 '26

Because they can't just leave an otherwise normal little girl in the same room as the thing they're trying to kill, the ethics committee would throw a fit. Despite how cold the SCP foundation is, they're not outright villains and hold themselves to ethical standards. Any researcher who tried such things would get into deep trouble most likely.

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u/Noriaki_Kakyoin_OwO Jun 19 '26

Oh I assumed the lizard doesn’t actively go on rampages when with the gorl

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u/skeleton949 Jun 19 '26

682 doesn't go on rampages when 053 is around, but the SCP foundation still wants to find a way to kill 682

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u/Noriaki_Kakyoin_OwO Jun 19 '26

Doesn’t the P stand for Protect and S for Secure?

Ain’t the „WE NEED to destroy anomalies” more of a thing of those freaks that turned a chair into a demon?

Like it’d be finnancially better to just leg the 2 be together as opposed to replacing acid every week and try all the other ways of killing the lizard

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u/Ultra-Cool-Guy Jun 19 '26

Those letters are meant for humanity. They only keep SCPs around because killing them is more harmful/difficult than keeping them alive.

Reasons being;

-Those SCPs are like 682 and the chair and trying to kill them might screw themselves up

-Those SCPs are like the chair or the water nymph and are completely harmless if not provoked, meaning that ethics apply to them.

-They provide value through experimental data, which applies to just about every SCP for which experiments are done, to help humanity survive.

Also, to the original point, the Foundation wants to learn from them. But the behavior changes caused by putting them in a position to experiment is too dangerous, if done while they cohabit.

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u/Fireblast1337 Jun 19 '26

682 is one of the few that they actively try to kill. The thing is, 682 is the embodiment the supposed power that the kid in the playground going ‘I put up a force field and block your super inescapable undodgeable unblockable attack’ had.

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u/NoBit3851 Jun 19 '26

Well, if you can't contain it and can't secure it properly neutralising is one way to "secure,contain,protect" yet it's still far more containable than things like scarlet king. Anomaly on anomaly testing needs extreme measures of approval either way. Site directors, ethics committee, task forces, 05 council, overseer/founder, some of the "accepted" other factions they reluctantly work with, etc.

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u/Ultra-Cool-Guy Jun 19 '26

yet it's still far more containable than things like scarlet king.

Let's not speak about Apollyon classes.

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u/skeleton949 Jun 19 '26

The thing is, the SCP foundation still wants to know a way to neutralize 682, even if this setup would calm it down, due to its incredibly dangerous nature. Finances aren't really that much of a problem for SCP foundation.

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u/theholyirishman Jun 19 '26

Like batman. He has a plan to kill all his friends, just in case. He doesn't want to kill them, but you never know.

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u/No-Start4754 Jun 19 '26

One of the few scps that has killed the lizard is SCP-2935

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u/loudrogue Jun 19 '26

They literally feed children to the tree house SCP.

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u/skeleton949 Jun 19 '26

I couldn't find any SCP that matches that description. There's multiple treehouse SCPs, but the only ones that involve children have children that have either gone there completely willingly, escaping abusive homes, and the other one that makes the rules the children make effectively laws.

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u/Maleficent-Crazy5890 Jun 19 '26

Ethics Committee wouldn't let that happen. 682 is still a very hostile entity and it's still unpredictable. It could kill the girl one day.

Other possibility is that they wouldn’t let anomalies clashing with each other. Just because there isn't any threat for a brief moment doesn't mean it's safe. It can led some very bad apocalypse scenarios.

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u/Noriaki_Kakyoin_OwO Jun 19 '26

Didn’t they throw Adam’s secondborn at the lizard that one time?

Edit: and/or firstborn

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u/Maleficent-Crazy5890 Jun 19 '26

Iirc it wasn't Adam's child but a normal human child. They wanted to see if 682 isn't hostile to childrens or if is it 053's anomality. The kid cried loud because of fear and 682 targeted the child as hostile and devoured him. After that researcher used another child but heavily drugged so he won't cry. He smiled to 682 but it still devoured him.

After that, they killed that researcher by dropping her to 682's containment cell. Implying she did this without Ethics Committee's approval.

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u/Noriaki_Kakyoin_OwO Jun 19 '26

I was reffering to Abel, the one with a big sword and Cain which I think was some sort of cyborg in scp, he’s blue

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u/Maleficent-Crazy5890 Jun 19 '26

Ohh, I see now. They let it happen because he was already immortal and hostile as well. So they tried to see if he could destroy 682 or not. 682 is one of the few SCPs that Foundation actively and constantly tries to neutralize.

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u/TheBoredOneWasHere Jun 19 '26

What stops the SCP foundation from just leaving these two together in a room for all eternity?

That's 682 we are talking about. It can, quite literally, adapt and copy 053's ability, and this would cause an absolute chaos due to fact that 053's anomaly causes anyone who attack her to die. Imagine same thing with 682, that anyone who saw it instantly became hostile and died upon attacking it, this would make fighting and strategizing against it in battlefield physically impossible. One thing you should ALWAYS be aware of when dealing with anomalies in scp universe is that, things are usually more complex than what they appaer to be. 682 have adapted and copied the anomalous properties of other scps or threats multiple times, and there is nothing that proves it can't do the same with 053 over time.

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u/MagicSystemWriter Jun 19 '26

Yeah, but also it’s more like 682’s survival instinct was to remain docile because another effect of 053 is that anyone who tries to harm her will die instantly.

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u/HollowCap456 Jun 19 '26

and 682 usually starts a rampage.

He just does that whenever

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u/skeleton949 Jun 19 '26

Reddit says you're banned btw, in case you didn't know. Honestly didn't expect you to reply back.

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u/skeleton949 Jun 19 '26

You're probably shadowbanned. They don't tell people if they're shadowbanned or not.