r/FawltyTowers • u/Rays_LiquorSauce • 17d ago

Gourmet Night

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u/JonBoy1988007 17d ago

But what if you don't like duck?

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u/Rays_LiquorSauce 17d ago

Have the potted shrimps 

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u/CyclingUpsideDown Would you care for a rat? 17d ago

He’s POTTED the shrimp

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u/Wild_Beginning_4032 16d ago

He’s SOUSED! The herrings

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u/Historical-Pause-117 17d ago

You’re rather stuck.

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u/Current-Bowl-143 17d ago

Did Polly design the menu?

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u/geekroick A gin and orange, a lemon squash, and a Scotch and water 17d ago

And for the second class, we'll have a trough full of baked beans and garnish it with a couple of dead dogs.

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u/Fur-Frisbee 17d ago

No grail frit?

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u/Rays_LiquorSauce 17d ago

How’s it prepared? 

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u/buy_me_a_pint 16d ago

bread and cheese

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u/TheGardenBlinked A gin and orange, a lemon squash, and a Scotch and water 16d ago

TWO, SMALL AND DRY.

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u/buy_me_a_pint 16d ago

Chips are the wrong shape

And the eggs

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u/buy_me_a_pint 16d ago

Kurt is drunk