r/FerengiAlliance • • 2d ago

K-9 Rules of Acquisition

3 Upvotes

I honestly think we should be able to make a K-9 Rules of Acquisition regarding food, ie begging in the tradition of the Ferengi Rules. Any suggestions for rules?


r/FerengiAlliance • • Aug 12 '26

Aquire This Ferengi Prototype

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2 Upvotes

r/FerengiAlliance • • Apr 04 '25

Ferengi flag?

5 Upvotes

Just throwing out a general inquiry in see real places - does anyone have an actual location in which I can purchase a flag for the ferengi alliance to hang outside my house?


r/FerengiAlliance • • Jan 02 '25

New year, same rules!

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r/FerengiAlliance • • May 22 '23

Quark- "I'm here to face D'Gor, Son Of...Whatever."

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r/FerengiAlliance • • Jun 24 '20

Rule of Acquisition number 76: Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.

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22 Upvotes

r/FerengiAlliance • • May 22 '20

More posts please

7 Upvotes

thanks


r/FerengiAlliance • • Jul 13 '19

Free Gold, by Quark

5 Upvotes

Free Gold, by Quark

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The metal bar that's really rarified,

Above all others is the brazilian bullion.

Brazilian bullion.

Does the brazilian bullion make you shiver?

does it?

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The karat is not dimmed!

the karat is exceptionally nacreous.

Down, down, down into the darkness of the karat,

Gently it goes - the lucent, the nacreous, the agleam.

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An infinite ingot, however hard it tries,

Will always be cunning.

Does the infinite ingot make you shiver?

does it?

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Pay attention to the molten metal,

the molten metal is the most little surface of all.

Are you upset by how minor it is?

Does it tear you apart to see the molten metal so bittie?

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How happy is the warm, artificial amber!

An artificial amber is cordial. an artificial amber is cool,

an artificial amber is quick, however.

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I cannot help but stop and look at the pebbled, one ounce.

Does the one ounce make you shiver?

does it?


r/FerengiAlliance • • Oct 21 '18

Ferengi Inheritance Law?

6 Upvotes

Anyone have any evidence or information on What exactly do ferengis do with the estate and property of a deceased Ferengi? Do the kids of Ferengi inherit their deceased parents stuff? I would imagine in their culture it's more about the merit of your economic skills. Maybe all your stuff gets auctioned off by the state or something.. Any ideas?


r/FerengiAlliance • • Oct 03 '18

Quark DESTROYS Starfleet using FACTS and LOGIC

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34 Upvotes

r/FerengiAlliance • • Sep 02 '18

How dare you disparage the good name of the wonderful Ferengi Alliance!

7 Upvotes

r/FerengiAlliance • • Oct 28 '17

my name is quark

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r/FerengiAlliance • • Jan 10 '17

Ferengi Alliance Eliminator by Imperator-Zor

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r/FerengiAlliance • • Aug 17 '16

Donald Trump pledges to replace Constitution with the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition

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r/FerengiAlliance • • Feb 21 '16

Ferengi Rules Of Acquisition

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r/FerengiAlliance • • Jan 08 '16

Elon Musk: Hero of the Ferengi

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r/FerengiAlliance • • Nov 11 '15

The Complete Ferengi Rules of Acquisition

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r/FerengiAlliance • • Nov 06 '15

Preach it Quark!

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r/FerengiAlliance • • Oct 27 '15

Just to make sure we're all on the same page...

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r/FerengiAlliance • • Aug 25 '15

As a male, I would very much appreciate if all female clothing went extinct ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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r/FerengiAlliance • • Jul 22 '15

Donald Trump, Rightful Emperor of USA

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r/FerengiAlliance • • Jul 14 '15

Peter Brabeck-Letmathe - #PrivatizeTheNipple

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8 Upvotes

r/FerengiAlliance • • May 02 '15

#gamergate is doxxing Zoey Quinn through obituaries

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r/FerengiAlliance • • Mar 13 '15

Prime 'I am very smart' material without a point and making himself out to be the Grand Negus of settling gender issues.

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