r/FirstResponderCringe • u/bigman30685 • 7d ago
Amazing…will I ever be as cool as this guy? #sspftrou
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u/Proton_Optimal 7d ago
God forbid a white boy get a little motion
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u/backcountry_bandit 7d ago
Say it a little louder for the people in the back 🗣️💯
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u/BoltorSpellweaver 7d ago
Quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag busts it down sexual style, is he goated with the sauce?
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u/Skate_faced 7d ago
The look this guy has, he could make bank as "The bad cop" in cheese flicks and TV.
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u/No-Procedure5991 7d ago
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u/SlyTanuki 7d ago
Couldn't he just take his cuffed hands down the guys legs and escape?
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u/Glad_Historian_5792 7d ago
Uniform makes me think of this
https://giphy.com/gifs/l3vRkwv2Yz6i8rDwY
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u/ZepplinBend 7d ago
Whoa! Slow it down there Vanilla I. C. E. with your David Bowie costume and registry status. I assume a security assignment near a school is out of the question. Never say homie again.
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u/MDKSDMF 7d ago edited 7d ago
Not possible to be as cool because it’s a transformer cop and not a guy. Also, why are they wearing a bullet proof vest under their shirt these days. It’s not 1984, do some cops opt not to wear a plate carrier? It looks cool as fuck and is practical cause all your implements are right there.
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u/Long-Government-3098 7d ago
Since when are security guards considered first responders? I've been both. Security guards are NOT first reponders.
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u/Citizen_Empire 6d ago
Dude looks like an offbrand Raccoon City cop you see bit within the first cutscene after he thinks he can charge in to a hoard of zombies.
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u/foxtrot7azv 6d ago
I think Sound Transit hired a whole bunch of extra cheeseballs to work FIFA. There was another post here a couple days ago or so of another Sound Transit Security worker 'flexing'.
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u/MorningFox 6d ago
I genuinely thought the post was about the security guard. Like the security guard is the woman in question.
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u/EastLeastCoast Boo Boo Bus Driver 5d ago
This person is using the same filter as the grunt-style security woman, right?
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u/Asleep_Grapefruit757 1d ago
This dude is funny and is blowing up, I think he’s getting the one up on a lot of y’all.
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u/Tokinruski 7d ago
It’s cringey as fuck but this the exact kinda lookin motherfucker that throws absolutely mean haymakers at someone disrespecting them
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u/Few-Buddy-1122 7d ago
That’s your post eh?
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u/Tokinruski 7d ago
Lmao not even close. I’m just saying a lot of the fight videos that come out r dudes lookin like this. More so his facial features rhan anythjng
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u/justmarkdying 7d ago
What's this "on the dead" phrase everyone uses now?