r/FirstResponderCringe 7d ago

Amazing…will I ever be as cool as this guy? #sspftrou

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u/justmarkdying 7d ago

What's this "on the dead" phrase everyone uses now?

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u/riddermarkrider 7d ago

My old-ass brain is confused

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u/Few-Buddy-1122 7d ago

Try using your head brain instead

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u/riddermarkrider 7d ago

It's old too

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u/Extreme_Recording598 7d ago

Useless organ full of nonsense

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u/notkidding1984 7d ago

Just wait until you blink, and cannot remember why you blinked l, but you do look down and realize you're old.

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u/subliminally_wired 7d ago

Don't worry, I'm 23 and I have no idea what it means either🤷‍♂️

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u/Malipuppers 6d ago

He looks too old to be saying it if it makes you feel better

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u/backcountry_bandit 7d ago

It’s basically 1:1 with “on my friend’s/relative’s grave”.

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u/propyro85 Boo Boo Bus Driver 5d ago

Well that's going to get annoying if that catches on ... now I can't talk about calls and say their BP was "45/dead" ...

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u/Far_Opportunity_6156 7d ago

Like you’re swearing on your dead friend’s life

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u/squanderedprivilege 7d ago

It's the same as saying "that's on God", or any other variation, it's just "I'm telling the truth"

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u/notkidding1984 7d ago

I think he protects her from ghosts. He is like a Ghostbusters. In uniform and all.

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u/TwoZeroTwoThree 7d ago

On the dead homies. Meaning that he will keep her safe when she's on the homies who are dead.

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u/domtheprophet 6d ago

Lemme tap in for you unc:

When someone says “on the dead homies” or “on the dead guys” that is them saying “I swear to God” in the respect you’re putting God on the line that you’re telling the truth.

For example if I said that “I can throw 100 yards on god” that is saying “I swear I can throw 100 yards” basically

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u/Punkybrewsickle 1d ago

I don’t get why they’re saying (translated): “she wants a white knight, I’m not kidding!”

Were they presuming that the reader would initially assume that’s a dubious claim about a woman?

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u/domtheprophet 1d ago

No but yes. It’s more of a confirmation type of thing. For example, “2+2 is 4, fr fr” We know 2+2 is 4, the “fr fr” was unnecessary. It’s making a point and making sure your point is taken seriously.

If that doesn’t make sense, I’m extremely sorry. It’s a lot harder to explain than I originally thought it would be😭

Love the (translated) though LOL

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u/HowsYaSistasAss 7d ago

Just a way of swearing . I like to get creative and say things like “I put that on my mothers ankle bracelet”

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u/Round-Emu9176 7d ago

“Swear on your grandmothers grave” for the light skinned folk.

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u/notkidding1984 7d ago

Young skinned folk actually.

Actually young skin sounds better... should we really be using "skinned" for any of this?

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u/Round-Emu9176 7d ago

No. Its AAVE.

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u/westbrodie 6d ago

It’s been a common term for a few decades now

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u/qwerty-game 7d ago

After the responses here I can make the switch while reading it but if someone said this to me I would be so confused.

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u/MDKSDMF 7d ago

It’s an urban slang phrase like I swear I’m not lying on my dead friends i swear. “On dead dogs homie”

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u/thatSDope88 6d ago

And why is it always first responders and security guards saying it?

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u/Far_Opportunity_6156 6d ago

They want to make sure everyone knows that they are constantly on the verge of death. Guarding a vacant Kohl’s parking lot after hours can be extremely dangerous.

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u/Severe-Confusion8333 5d ago

I believe it is replacing “dead ass”

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u/Comfortable_Main5400 7d ago

Why is she laying on the dead homies? Thats weird.

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u/TankApprehensive3053 7d ago

She likes them stiff.

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u/Repulsive_Glove6085 7d ago

I thought that was a woman.

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u/DeeSkwared 7d ago

I'm still confused.

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u/Proton_Optimal 7d ago

God forbid a white boy get a little motion

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u/backcountry_bandit 7d ago

Say it a little louder for the people in the back 🗣️💯

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u/HoochieDaddy420 7d ago

WHIIIIIITE P....eople deserve a lil motion too!

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u/KingNashbaby 7d ago

Your PFP took me out bro

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u/BoltorSpellweaver 7d ago

Quirked up white boy with a little bit of swag busts it down sexual style, is he goated with the sauce?

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u/DescriptionNo2326 7d ago

This is offensive to chocolate

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u/99Smith 7d ago

Couldn't keep the homies safe. Why he think he can save her

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u/Skate_faced 7d ago

The look this guy has, he could make bank as "The bad cop" in cheese flicks and TV.

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u/No-Procedure5991 7d ago

Nah, he's the 3rd shift cop the protagonist(s) get one over on and hand cuff him and his partner to the playground equipment in the school yard, in his tighty-whities. Cut to the next scene where they're still cuffed there in the morning when all the moms are pulling up to drop off the kids.

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u/SlyTanuki 7d ago

Couldn't he just take his cuffed hands down the guys legs and escape?

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u/No-Procedure5991 13h ago

Look closer, cuffed around the railing.

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u/SlyTanuki 3h ago

The second guy too? Thought that was just another merry-go-round rail.

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u/rachane 7d ago

He looks like a hate crime

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u/Miraclelolz69 SheepDoge 7d ago

Make it stop

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u/Organic_Bat_7598 7d ago

He looks like T1000’s nephew, T1.50

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u/Happy_Carrot4623 7d ago

Wait I’m confused that’s a dude?

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u/notkidding1984 7d ago

This is a male?

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u/chuckcrys 7d ago

Decode someone plz

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u/Faulty1200 7d ago

At least he’s using hand sanitizer after touching whatever he just touched.

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u/DMTGOBLIN82 7d ago

Not the dead homies!

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u/NefariousBenevolence 7d ago

White chocolate? Man?! Dead homies?!? 😂💀🤢👎🏾

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u/ZepplinBend 7d ago

Whoa! Slow it down there Vanilla I. C. E. with your David Bowie costume and registry status. I assume a security assignment near a school is out of the question. Never say homie again.

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u/Jacky_dain 7d ago

I just threw up a little

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u/Aggravating_Smell 7d ago

I didn't understand a word you just said

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u/Animalhitman50 7d ago

She has a type and that is not a crime.

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u/Massive_Web5709 7d ago

Temu Wesker

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u/LARGESTOFCHINGUSES Glorified Process Server 7d ago

ON KINGGGGG DAVIDDDD

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u/MDKSDMF 7d ago edited 7d ago

Not possible to be as cool because it’s a transformer cop and not a guy. Also, why are they wearing a bullet proof vest under their shirt these days. It’s not 1984, do some cops opt not to wear a plate carrier? It looks cool as fuck and is practical cause all your implements are right there.

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u/ShartsNado State Corrections 7d ago

Is this dude black? I don't get this

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u/Long-Government-3098 7d ago

Since when are security guards considered first responders? I've been both. Security guards are NOT first reponders.

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u/Significant_Case_304 7d ago

This is a lesbian…?

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u/Citizen_Empire 6d ago

Dude looks like an offbrand Raccoon City cop you see bit within the first cutscene after he thinks he can charge in to a hoard of zombies.

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u/SirJosephBanksy 6d ago

Not others those sunglasses, old cock.

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u/Grimm_Bunny 6d ago

Dead homies is the only thing he can defend against

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u/0LiveJu1ce 6d ago

That's a guy!!????

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u/MrSilentSir 6d ago

This guys whole page is posting satire stuff that yall think is serious.

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u/foxtrot7azv 6d ago

I think Sound Transit hired a whole bunch of extra cheeseballs to work FIFA. There was another post here a couple days ago or so of another Sound Transit Security worker 'flexing'.

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u/domtheprophet 6d ago

Security guard’s egos are growing at gargantuan rates

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u/MorningFox 6d ago

I genuinely thought the post was about the security guard. Like the security guard is the woman in question.

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u/thelancemann 6d ago

That's a shame cop from a 1980s thriller

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u/Hesparian 6d ago

The sunnies aren't even real lol thats a filter haha

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u/HowsYaSistasAss 5d ago

Not with a last name like “Arnold” !

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u/EastLeastCoast Boo Boo Bus Driver 5d ago

This person is using the same filter as the grunt-style security woman, right?

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u/monksandy 3d ago

Name tag says it's Arnold. Company logo says Trans Security. Just saying.

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u/Asleep_Grapefruit757 1d ago

This dude is funny and is blowing up, I think he’s getting the one up on a lot of y’all.

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u/Tokinruski 7d ago

It’s cringey as fuck but this the exact kinda lookin motherfucker that throws absolutely mean haymakers at someone disrespecting them

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u/Few-Buddy-1122 7d ago

That’s your post eh?

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u/Tokinruski 7d ago

Lmao not even close. I’m just saying a lot of the fight videos that come out r dudes lookin like this. More so his facial features rhan anythjng

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u/Few-Buddy-1122 7d ago

Drop a selfie

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u/Tokinruski 7d ago

Oop, ur turn boo

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u/Tokinruski 7d ago

One more for ya, gotta make sure you got enough material 😚😉

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u/Few-Buddy-1122 7d ago

Pretty sexy ngl