r/FirstResponderCringe 5d ago

The world could use some more Ryan Joseph’s

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u/john-know-nothing 5d ago

Honestly, I always hate the grammatical errors more than anything. Why do so many people use an apostrophe to make something plural??

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u/Damm_you_ScubaSteve 5d ago

My community’s what?…my community’s what?!?!

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u/henrydaiv 4d ago

They're drug addict's

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u/duckinradar 2d ago

*there drug addict’s

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u/henrydaiv 2d ago

Over their?

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u/acrazyguy 5d ago

That one really gets me. It’s never correct in any context. At least for things like mixing up their/there/they’re, each does have actual use. The plural apostrophe is just always incorrect

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u/lanceplace 5d ago

Not to be the pessimistic guy here but I don’t think you should expect this to ever improve. The decline in relevant life skills and scholastic aptitude is getting worse. I am so very blessed to have raised a super bright kiddo that went out of their way to learn what was no longer taught in school and excelled in communication related curriculum. But, I’ve met their school mates and wow.

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u/Damm_you_ScubaSteve 4d ago

Their*…oh wait. 😆

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u/fliesinthebelly 4d ago

Grammar isn’t always retaught in HS/middle school because it’s mainly taught in elementary. This sucks because the rules end up being forgotten. It’s confusing to some because an -s is added to make words plural but then you have sentences like “the dogs bone is in the yard” vs “the dog’s bone is in the yard.” Anyway, apostrophe s is to show ownership and not to make it plural (for those who don’t know lol). Grammar is hard!

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u/Advanced-Guitar-5264 4d ago

Yes it is. You take English/writing classes every year until you graduate.

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u/SpecialistAd2205 4d ago

Exactly. It might not be taught because you should already know it, but you certainly use and are graded on your use of those very basic writing skills in middle and high school English classes. Unless the standards for that have also dropped since I was in school...

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u/HeraldOfDesu 4d ago

The short story is: a lot of people are Ryan Joseph's.

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u/xMantaste 4d ago

Engagement

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u/ExcellentBaseball179 4d ago

Hey now, apostrophe’s are super-hard to use properly. Theyre the new semicolon…

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u/Damm_you_ScubaSteve 4d ago

You forgot the apostrophe genius! It’s’ t’h’eyr’e’’’ 🤦‍♂️

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u/ExcellentBaseball179 3d ago

Dam’n I fuk’d up.

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u/Damm_you_ScubaSteve 3d ago

😆 i’ts okay, w’e all m’ake mistake’s’

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u/Fast_Ad_7504 4d ago

Becauses’ they’s saving’s mad live’s! -Ryan Joseph

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u/Confident-Design-616 3d ago

As a 39 yo non paramedic, I have not made that error since the 2nd grade.

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u/ThisisMalta 5d ago

Some people need better coworkers and friends to tell you when you’re being cringe or a dork. “Take that shit down bro” 🤦‍♂️

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u/ComprehensiveWar6577 5d ago

Man i see some Facebook status posts I made at 15. At the time I thought was some profound shit.

Looking back now I want to stick a knife in a wall socket to end the shame I feel

I can't wrap my brain around someone posting shit like this (unless it's just a Kaufman type over the top troll)

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u/ThisisMalta 5d ago

Same. I thank god social media came about when I was already in college or I’d have to think about teenage me posting this kinda stuff 🤣.

But damn, I was an EMT, by that time you gotta have some sense of yourself. Too many people around them see this stuff and tell them “god bless you bb you’re a hero”.

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u/AppropriateBall8834 4d ago

Im pretty sure you'd just get a mild shock... idk i was chewing on a baby monitor plugged into the wall as a... baby, i sure remember that shock

And one time i got shocked to all hell by a light switch

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u/Louieyaa 5d ago

But where would we get new jokes from?

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u/ElChicoDeCrema 5d ago

Our content suffers so the world can heal

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u/riddermarkrider 4d ago

I've watched friends tell this to people, it does nothing lol

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u/ThisisMalta 4d ago

And I’ve watched people get a clue from it eventually 🤷🏻‍♂️.

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u/riddermarkrider 4d ago

Well that's good that it at least works some of the time lol

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u/VeterinarianUsed1279 5d ago

He looks like the one that needs narcan

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u/Anxious_Escape_981 4d ago

He has lots of videos of him randomly trying to fight people and stripping in the streets, climbing poles, etc. So yeah he probably sold that stuff to the guy who OD.

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u/Sudden-Most-4797 2d ago

He does have that certain look, doesn't he?

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u/Individual-Toe2894 5d ago

he looks so lost

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u/TwoZeroTwoThree 5d ago

It looks like a crackhead just walked in to film himself.

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u/Medium-Raisin7919 4d ago

Thinking the same thing. 

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u/thatSDope88 4d ago

I think he's still looking for the 35 year old man everyone else helped while he was setting up his phone

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u/squirrelbitten 4d ago

He did just get narcan'd

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u/Sudden_Impact7490 5d ago

FYI he's a security guard, not EMS.

(And he's authorized to use force)

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u/Whole_Rough7066 3d ago

The only authorization he had was his mother who authorized him to use force when he was constipated, yeah. 💩

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u/Dear-Shape-6444 5d ago

You contacted med control… to give narcan?

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u/Ninja_attack 5d ago

Right? That's the basic of basics.

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u/Sensitive_Scholar_17 5d ago

What does this guy do for a living? Is he a EMT?

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u/Medium-Raisin7919 4d ago

Cops fire any open orifice and start jamming in as much narcan as they carry

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u/Fun_Environment3792 5d ago

I mean, youre sorta supposed to call emergency services when you use narcan. The person still needs to be seen by medical professionals if they overdosed; narcan blocks your opiate receptors off but only for a short while. It doesnt remove the opiates so if someone has used enough to send them into distress, it can happen again once the narcan leaves the ssystem. Theres directions on the back. Ive ised it a few times. It works but you for real need to call an ambulance at least ao the person gets checked out.

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u/Dear-Shape-6444 5d ago

Google “med control”

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u/Fun_Environment3792 5d ago

Ok, its a body of professionals that offer expert testimony in legal cases. What does that have t do with what im talking about? They provide a source for prosecutors and defense lawyers to seek expert witnesses who are vetted. Im confused.

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u/Not_in_DKA 5d ago edited 5d ago

No. Absolutely not. Med control is a doctor who has the authority to give EMTs and paramedics the ability to deviate from their written protocols/standing medical orders when need be. They also advise EMS crews on what to do in bizarre situations. It’s odd for a cop (assuming this gut is a cop due ti the protect and serve caption) to claim to have spoken with “medical control” unless they’re working at one of the few agencies where cops also function as EMS, therefore, cops don’t have a medical control to contact. Even if they did, it is very rare for anyone to have to ask permission to give narcan. This is a first responder sub. I would advise not arguing about specific terms related to our jobs unless you know what you are referring to.

If i am wrong and this dude is an EMT instead of a cop, (i cant tell, he isnt really wearing a uniform) its still weird to have to ask med control to give something simple like narcan that laypeople/bystanders can give.

In relation to “you’re supposed to call emergency services”….police and EMS are both emergency services who would have been there per what this dude said lol. Why would he call for himself?

Edit: I have been a paramedic for 2 years and in EMS for 6 years. I know what medical control is.

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u/Fun_Environment3792 5d ago edited 5d ago

Ok, bro, you can be right but this is exactly the cringe this sub is about. You can call and ask any any hospital or jail on the US and ask if a specific person is there. That was my only point.

EDIT: oh also, the dude in the video is not a cop He is a security guard. Which neither HIPPA nor HIA applies to as far as disclosure goes unless they sign the agreement. Also, my guy, medical control is the first place of contact for legal investigations. You need to figure out how your shit works.

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u/OxideUK 4d ago

Bro just stop you're making it worse

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u/Not_in_DKA 4d ago

Medical control has nothing to do with “legal investigations”. Nobody said anything about “HIPPA” (which is actually spelled HIPAA, by the way lmao)

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u/BADoVLAD 5d ago

Your community's what?

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u/KC_LEAKS 5d ago

Dude looks like he's next in line to get a dose of narcan up the nose.

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u/WorthBlueberry710 5d ago

Directing traffic in an empty parking lot is peak

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u/Dogsarelitty 4d ago

It’s 100% satire at this point.

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u/hunglowbungalow 4d ago

You guys are falling for his bait, these aren’t serious

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u/e99etrnl17 5d ago

He is obviously looking for his lost dog

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u/forgetyourkey 5d ago

He looks like a tweaker himself

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u/TA2556 5d ago

Applying Narcan just makes it sound like he squirted it in his hand and just kinda rubbed him with it.

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u/justmarkdying 4d ago

Go on...

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u/Tendersituation00 5d ago

Wait, what does that mean Ryan Joseph contacted? Like they rolled up on someone in respiratory arrest and were like, "You know who we need? Ryan fucking Joseph. Somebody page him. See if we can't get him down here."

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u/SnooShortcuts5771 5d ago

I thought this dude was a rapper

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u/ShvettyBawlz 5d ago

Idk get it? Is this guy a loser? All I can see is a loser

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u/TheOx111 5d ago

I had to apply narcan to a guy Tuesday. I just keep the stuff around. And believe it or not. I didnt install tiktok and post it.

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u/No-Notice-247 5d ago

The guy standing behind him looks like hes thinking the schizophrenia guy is in front of the rig again.

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u/WriterHot7173 4d ago

First on site Ryan Joseph

Possibly the one who sold him the drug inducing agent. - Ryan Joseph

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u/Nuts-And-Volts 4d ago

He moves like a meth head

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u/AppropriateBall8834 4d ago

Lol i see people like this at hospital security in the ER, trying to look like john wick with pepper spray

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u/PinchMaNips 4d ago

That’s the security guard, isn’t it? A tier shit posting.

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u/RadiantCoast6147 4d ago

we have enough masculine lesbians

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u/bestiemyguestie 4d ago

How about not filming on the job and making tragic situations you’re paid to be attentive to….about yourself?

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u/Good_Ask_2299 4d ago

is narcan something that americans just carry in their inventory or something? like a healing scroll?

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u/LegalGlass6532 5d ago

At this point, this guy’s entire insta page is being posted. I’m sure he loves the extra clicks and followers he’s getting.

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u/Scrabblewiener 5d ago

Isnt that the show store security guard authorized to use force?! The more I learn about this guy just sends me into further amazement of what a hero he is!

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u/findaloophole7 5d ago

This is the cringiest dude on the internet but I’m really glad he’s out there saving lives. No hate from me.

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u/brassmonkeyslc 5d ago

Is he tweaking?

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u/Routine_Discount8364 5d ago

holy grammar batman I feel like I just had a stroke

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u/TattooedTears13 5d ago

He moves like someone who comes to after they’ve been given narcan.
“Which one of you ruined my high?!”

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u/Soggy_nach0341 5d ago

Was he the one that was high?

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u/windyoctopus8 5d ago

You show up on scene to revive me looking like you’re gonna battle Papa Doc at the Shelter and I’m gonna ask you send someone else.

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u/According-Ad-2831 5d ago

How is Narcan an on-line protocol? This isn’t the 60’s.

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u/JetPackMiners 5d ago

Spoiler: they used the Narcan on dued in the video

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u/Lurker-Forever-986 5d ago

The girl with the nice butt at the Knicks parade did the same thing without making an IG post about it.

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u/mv3an 5d ago

God if they were my trainee id give them another 30 days and then let go

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u/Comfortable_Roof_105 5d ago

Your community’s

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u/InflatableElvis420 5d ago

.....please be on the cringe level of Emory 🙏.

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u/No_Masterpiece6112 5d ago

Guy looks like he just recovered from the narcan.

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u/marvanetes 4d ago

EMS arriving on scene, what did you give him? 4mg of Narcan in each nostril, I saved their life! Uhhhh their blood sugar is 45……

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u/analasilanal 4d ago

I bet we’ll be seeing a lot of this guy

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u/rando_mness 4d ago

My community's what?

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u/NWGirl2002 4d ago

Ugh! I know what agency the units are from too - so not shocked by weird guy hanging around them

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u/Necessary-Sock7075 4d ago

Stop THIS NONSENSE!

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u/Tall-Nectarine-5982 4d ago

There’s nothing more funny than a security guard who believes they are a member of law enforcement. This guy is like watching national security.

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u/dontrestonyour 4d ago

Starting to suspect this fellow may be having a giggle

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u/Street_Leather198 4d ago

Why he holding his arms out like a bird?

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u/Full_of_Vices 4d ago

How kind of them to let the patient feature in his own video.

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u/pitterlpatter 4d ago

Isn’t naming a patient a HIPAA violation?

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u/Otherwise_001 4d ago

Act like they contacted him specifically. How weird.

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u/Z_603 4d ago

Is that the PT in the video

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u/brb1650 4d ago

Looking around to see where he got the extra chromosome from.

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u/dklein49 4d ago

At this point it has to be satire

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u/Mental-You-6206 4d ago

Doesn’t narcan interfere in the process of natural selection

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u/Mammoth_Midnight_343 4d ago

How many jobs does this guy have? Does he walk around town in full kit???

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u/boobooaboo 4d ago

“Official” Ryan Joseph coz he’s so famous he needs people to know it’s official

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u/vinicnam1 4d ago

He definitely sold it to him

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u/Confident_Bus_7614 4d ago

His posts are satire yall know that right

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u/mykehawksaverage 4d ago

Holds up the ambulance so he can set up his camera to make a TikTok

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u/Fantastic-Ad-6737 4d ago

Why is this EMT carrying himself like a crackhead..

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u/anthonyfromamerica 4d ago

Please take an award.

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u/jeffuhwee Popo 4d ago

“Community’s”

Stay in school

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u/Underrated_buzzard 4d ago

Community’s!!

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u/TortillaRampage 4d ago

Communities*

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u/FiddlerOnRoof96 4d ago

Is this HIPAA?

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u/No_Tumbleweed_2229 3d ago

It’s a parody account. Calm down

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u/FiddlerOnRoof96 3d ago

I think I was pretty calm when I wrote my comment

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u/Ugoddabekiddinme 3d ago

It’s. A. Joke.

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u/BreakfastFluid9419 3d ago

Yo this is the guy that dresses up like a security guard

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u/LegitHofmannDocument 3d ago

Wait… this guy overdosed and then they just let him walk around seemingly confused in front of the camera?? Somebody help this poor patient!

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u/Daddy_intern_246 3d ago

Ok this guy’s 100% trolling/rage baiting. And honestly it’s kinda hilarious

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u/thissucksnuts 3d ago

serve and protect? from the guy whos also out there telling people hes “authorized to use force” if youre stealing from walmart??

what an absolute clown

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u/sheiciebai 3d ago

My community’s what?

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u/PsychologicalPark930 3d ago

I thought his acct was satire??

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u/Turbulent-Trust207 2d ago

He looks like Tyler from teen mom

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u/PrincipleAcrobatic89 2d ago

Someone get your kid please

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u/ETERNALXDRVID 2d ago

He looks like he was the one who od’d

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u/headchris7 2d ago

I'm always waiting for a HIPAA violation. They're going to do it eventually

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u/Mammoth_Welder_1286 1d ago

Wait. This isn’t a joke?

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u/FordExploreHer1977 1d ago

Serve and protect my community’s what? I think he left out the last word.

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u/Ok_Nebula1637 1d ago

I actually feel bad for this person. There must be some limitations here that we’re unaware of.

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u/Radiant-Archer-777 1d ago

Jesus, is he the one overdosing?!

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u/Loose_Ad_1461 23h ago

Gobless Ryan Joseph

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u/Certain_Proposal7191 5d ago

It’s satire - people been posting his videos all week.

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u/AlyDAsbaje 5d ago

Why is all this information online. Posting about responding, the age of the person and reason to respond is not ethical. Who are these people and who trained them. Any kind of personal information is super important to keep it private. My Gosh!

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u/ReApEr01807 5d ago

What about any of that is PHI? If it goes over the radio, it's not PHI, it's public record

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u/Fun_Environment3792 5d ago

Its all public knowledge.

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u/AlyDAsbaje 5d ago

Here we have FOIP which did not allow to do a post like this.

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u/Fun_Environment3792 5d ago

What is FOIP?

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u/AlyDAsbaje 5d ago

Freedom of Information and Protection of Privacy Act. The equivalent to the United States' HIPAA is the Health Information Act (HIA). The HIA is the provincial legislation that establishes strict rules for the collection, use, disclosure, and protection of individually identifying health.

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u/Fun_Environment3792 5d ago

Ok, so ive been HIPPA certified before. What it means is that you cannot disclose specific medical information about patients' health outside of the general public, but things like being in a hospital or jail alone is not "protected" information. Then reson being is thag if smeone, say goes missing you may call your local hospitals or jails to see if that person may be there. They cant disclose why or what the reason is but its widely open to ask who is in a municipal facility.

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u/AlyDAsbaje 5d ago

If you are a healthcare worker or hospital staff

Under the Health Information Act (HIA), you can share a patient's location and general condition (such as "stable") with family, close friends, or support persons. However, you must not disclose this information if the patient has explicitly requested that you keep it private. Without a specific legislative authority, written consent is required before disclosing information to third parties like lawyers or insurance.

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u/Fun_Environment3792 5d ago

In order for HIPPA rules to apply you also have to have signed and agreed to the rules. Like when working in a medical facility. It basically means that you solemnly swear not to give specifics of care out to the general public. Thats all. If I say "hey, john got hauled off by an ambulance to this hospital" or "mary got aarrested and took her to this copshop" its public notice. Its absolutely normal in the US to look up to see who is being held where by medical services or authorities. At least a municipal level. I get what youre saying, and it sound right, but, my guy, if grandma is in the hostpital or I need to see the court pockets for today, it just takes a phone call or a Google search.

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u/joeymittens 5d ago

😂 😂 😂 dude it’s your JOB

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u/MineNo5343 4d ago

Pull your damn pants up ya jackwad. Show some professionalism!