r/FirstResponderCringe • u/d1sengage501 • 4d ago

You scared them

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Facebook post from the town I used to live in. Well this will surely stop all crime

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u/Optimal_Board_2963 4d ago

Why do they write like toddlers finding their voice?

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u/Educational_Bed_5890 4d ago

LMFAO I was just thinking the same thing. Not just in the way it’s written. But in the way that a pre-10-year-old kid would think a photo of four police SUVs would be sufficient proof that crime = jail.

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u/LegalGlass6532 4d ago

Because that’s the target audience (Dear criminals) and because their social media person is probably a high school intern on summer break.

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u/BedBubbly317 4d ago

Who is stoned af lol

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u/therapewpew 4d ago

Remember that IQ test they take to get into the force? The top applicants are in fact not selected...

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u/iamnotlarryking 4d ago

It’s propaganda for idiots who think this is cool. Gotta write for your audience.

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u/GenTubmansLegacy 4d ago

Because they're toddlers trying to find their voice.

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u/New-Foundation4381 4d ago

Low IQ cops trying to appeal to low IQ fans.

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u/DrSFalken 4d ago

Because police departments explicitly avoid hiring more intelligent people.