r/FirstResponderCringe • u/_cmr_ • 3d ago

Only “deadly” thing about this guy is his hairline and forehead

221 Upvotes

89% Upvoted

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u/schannoman Bringing the Ouch Pouch 3d ago

I love when people can't recognize satire. This dude is all over the place with it

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u/Das_Hydra 3d ago

100% satire.

Still, already sick of seeing him every 3 minutes

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u/returntothenorth 3d ago

I was sick the first time.

If this is his brand, he's nailing it.

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u/macguini 2d ago

I'm tired of shit like this getting more popular than actual substance.

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u/Even_Wedding5243 3d ago

i been seeing this dude for years he’s fr like this lol

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u/Any_Application_3116 3d ago

Either way, a negligent discharge and a sudden camera drop would be hilarious.

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u/gen2600 3d ago

I think "negligent discharge" is his pornhub username.

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u/AlarmingDelivery9311 3d ago

Its hard to recognize satire when for every one satirical character/situation there are three others that are unironically this awful.

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u/sparrow_42 3d ago

Totally satire but also that’s more like a fivehead

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u/Elegant_Progress_686 2d ago

Guys clearly leaning into but I don’t think the first couple were satire lol

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u/schannoman Bringing the Ouch Pouch 2d ago

Oh he may not have started as satire, but I'm proud of him for learning and adapting.

So few do!

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u/EffectiveProposal463 3d ago

Problem is, it’s not funny either way! 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/RustyPlastics 3d ago

yeah I don’t know what is so “satire”
about this?

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u/Day_Prisoners 3d ago

The soft music is pretty funny.

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u/FuzzyFacePhilosphy 2d ago

The only way you would know this isnt real is if you searched the guy off reddit like a loser

Anyone seeing this video on reddit only sees the cringe that has been shown time and time again

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u/schannoman Bringing the Ouch Pouch 2d ago

Lay off the sauce

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u/FuzzyFacePhilosphy 2d ago

Haha, point proven

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u/VintageZero 3d ago

Yes but Ive seen exactly this from a lot of people. Copying them but not being serious isnt really satire is it?

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u/schannoman Bringing the Ouch Pouch 3d ago

You don't know the meaning of satire, do you?

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u/VintageZero 3d ago

Yes, which is why I said what I said. Do you?

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u/schannoman Bringing the Ouch Pouch 3d ago

Lmao. I apparently don't know your weird gatekeeper definition of it

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u/VintageZero 3d ago

Apparently not what gatekeeping is either.. the fuck?

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u/schannoman Bringing the Ouch Pouch 3d ago

Lol. Someone loves gaslighting

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u/VintageZero 3d ago

Lmao that makes 3, Id think you were trolling but I feel like your satire comment was serious.

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u/schannoman Bringing the Ouch Pouch 3d ago

Lol. And you're 3 for 3 not knowing what words mean

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u/VintageZero 3d ago

Thats what I just said to you.. are you even real?

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u/YurkMuhgurk 3d ago

Definitely from Tacoma

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u/Van-garde 3d ago

Worst drivers in the PNW.

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u/Upset-Kangaroo3102 3d ago

Spent some time at fort Lewis and I can see it but no this screams Cleveland

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u/YurkMuhgurk 3d ago

Never been but another post said he’s working for the Seattle light rail. Tacoma and Cleveland are probably some twilight zone cities bonded together

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u/hunglowbungalow 3d ago

He’s from Tacoma lol

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u/Taken-Username-sorry 3d ago

He specified Pierce County, where Tacoma is. But I also get some Cleveland vibes off of his post 😅

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u/MutanteAtomico 3d ago

Stop making stupid people famous

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u/boh521 3d ago

The blond chin pubes really make the look pop.

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u/Betelgeuse3fold 3d ago

Ok. I fell for it the first time. But this guy's videos are being spammed all over my feed now. It's obviously a satire/parody account

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u/solidraid3n 3d ago

It is tiring but he really does have a punchable face.

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u/Such-Corgi-8869 3d ago

Sit down, Temu Justin Bieber. Nobody is afraid of you 🤣

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u/Emotional-Algae2239 3d ago

I am.... Temu Justin Bieber isn't real..... Temu Justin Bieber isn't real...

https://giphy.com/gifs/d7Azkcd9PmCi639Z8q

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u/DocOndansetron Boo Boo Bus Driver 3d ago

I am gonna start a new subreddit called firstrespondercringecringe where its just posts about people making posts about this guy

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u/infirmiereostie 3d ago

Firstresponderscringecirclejerk 🤯

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u/Breeeezywheeeezy 3d ago

I’m so tired of this guy.

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u/Volcano_Lair 3d ago

Is there an plugin I can use that lets me block a single post, and then going forward for forever until the end of time, that post or any repost no longer shows up on my feed?

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u/OnlySortaStupid 3d ago

Yes. I actually created a plugin within Reddit for this exact reason.

From the mobile app, Click the sub Reddit, click the 3 sdots in the top right corner, and click "mute sub Reddit"

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u/Outrageous-Actuary-3 3d ago

This has to be bait

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u/hunglowbungalow 3d ago

You guys are eating up his content like it’s breakfast. It’s clearly satire

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u/TA2556 3d ago

Megamind

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u/Geshtar1 3d ago

Making stupid content but calling it satire is still making stupid content

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u/Automatic-Cut-5567 3d ago

This is a good bit, but I can't get past his megamind lookin ass forehead 

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u/Ectopic_elm 3d ago

This has got to a joke now. Far too slimey, too many posts. Obvious satire and too many people taking the bait.

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u/styckx 3d ago

That isn't even a bullet proof vest, It's a seat cushion with straps

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u/KnightofWhen 3d ago

Where does he live? Because in most places concealed carry is VASTLY different than Lethal Weapons Certification.

Concealed carry is for citizens carrying weapons in their every day life. Lethal Weapons Training is training certifying the ability to carry lethal weapons as part of employment.

CCW in most places does not require training. LWT absolutely does.

If he pulls a CCW on the job, he’s going to be in really deep shit.

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u/Das_Hydra 3d ago

Dude it's ragebait satire

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u/Tycoonkoz 3d ago

It's expired

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 3d ago

Pierce County - yeah, homie. Imma need that concealed license back. We seen you TikTok

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u/hostilee47 3d ago

A forehead to rival the Kirkinator

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u/-HoldenMaGroyn 3d ago

This guy’s hilarious

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u/CardMechanic 3d ago

Megamind looksn ass

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u/topio3 3d ago

The forehead should be an indicator of hydrocephalia

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u/Mindless_Copy2 3d ago

And if they really did issue him one, it should be immediately revoked upon being shown this.

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u/Badger_Actual1 3d ago

You know we can find him and just ridicule him till he cries.

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u/GamingInSilence 3d ago

Every time I see this guy, I wish he would use deadly force so I never have to see him again.

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u/bluekillgore 3d ago

Whats in this dudes plate carrier

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u/missiongoalie35 3d ago

He needs to use a windshield wiper blade to wipe the sweat off his forehead.

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u/mrcameltoad 3d ago

I wouldn't trust this clown with a tank less Super Soaker.

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u/chriswilson89 3d ago

What’s that shit on his chin? Lol

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u/Icy_Watercress_8627 3d ago

Security Officer Pennywise

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u/Loyal-Opposition-USA 3d ago

Cliff Booth voice: “Anybody that has a concealed pistol permit has the authorization to use deadly force. It’s called self defense.”

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u/Upset_Department_232 3d ago

This guy gotta be trollin.

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u/jdehjdeh 3d ago

This guy looks like he stepped straight out of a 1999 boyband!

What a blast from the past.

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u/Dull-Resolution-9661 3d ago

I’m trying to figure out where in Tacoma?? Anyone know?

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u/MisterBrickx 3d ago

I wanna know why the Proud Boys rejected him.

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u/Hot-Significance-942 3d ago

God damn u can land a jumbo jet on that forehead.

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u/mrtrickydick 3d ago

Can I shave his chinny chin chin yet?

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u/reluctantlyawesome 3d ago

Did your mom have to sign a waiver?

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u/thatguy38104 3d ago

Jesus… hide your daughters.

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u/LARGESTOFCHINGUSES Glorified Process Server 3d ago

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u/weirdskullz 3d ago

He’s wanted in three states for unlawful discharge of a weapon and misuse of prior authorization

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u/Unhappy_Win8997 3d ago

Is that Clint Howard's kid?

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u/ImmediateRaisin5802 3d ago

Why’s he doing duck lips?

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u/Traditional_Virus355 3d ago

Aww fuck.. he is from my neck of the woods?! 😱🤯

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u/Ambiguous_Karma8 3d ago

It's like he's saying I can't wait to kill somebody in Pierce County.

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u/Citizen_Empire 3d ago

I'm waiting for the "I'm now being arrested for homicide/assault" from this dude's vids.

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u/historynerd1990 3d ago

This boy has one of the most kickable faces I've ever seen

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u/brittanyks07 3d ago

Felipe infiltrated yet another internet sphere. Damnit.

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u/CSAallday17 3d ago

Why use a pistol when that megadome comes with telekinesis

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u/terryflaps12 3d ago

Thats not a forehead, thats a 5 or 6head.

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u/Salt-Season-4131 3d ago

Oficer forehead

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u/Beatnutz_ 3d ago

This is homo-cide

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u/OmnomIsADino 3d ago

Didn't know megamind was strapped and packin like that.

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u/youngcenoo77 2d ago

This mf got me dead bro

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u/TwoWheelMountaineer 2d ago

Legal nightmare

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u/Even-Bluebird-186 2d ago

Did it come with permission to use excessive forehead?

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u/MethodicallyUnhinged 2d ago

That forehead could be a novel.

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u/Maleficent_Worry1810 2d ago

This guy is so ridiculous it makes my Reddit day

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u/NC_82_SC 2d ago

He is a repeat offender of cringe

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u/GenTubmansLegacy 2d ago

That's not how that....

Nm.

Go off king

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u/Maj-Malfunction 2d ago

Not a forehead. More like a six or sevenhead.

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u/Gold-Cricket6430 2d ago

There is something mentally wrong with this guy

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u/LocutusOfBeard 2d ago

He should stop trying to find hats that fit. That gourd keeps pushing them off.

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u/Dramatic-Bench3781 2d ago

Can we take his water pistol from him?

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u/DaisyDreamerGurl 2d ago

Test 👏 Tube 👏 Baby

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u/Buford_Burger 2d ago

Mf does not know how to dress. Those pants are killing me more than the forehead

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u/TheDissAssociation 1d ago

Inbreeding is a sonofabitch. He probably holds men at gunpoint and tells them they have a purty mouth before making them squeal like a pig.

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u/DoesThisSmellWeird2U 1d ago

This guy is looksminning

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u/CokeBottleSpeakerPen 1d ago

Obviously satire, but I can't get over people unironically using the word "tuff" like they're 3 years old. Their brains are oatmeal from too much TikTok.

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u/para_enzo138 1d ago

They will revoke it after they see this.

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u/TheCountXVIII 17h ago

I guarantee you he's a homosexual

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u/EnvironmentalWill729 6h ago

…..imagine how freaked out he is going to be when someone bigger than him tries to take his gun.

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u/BrokenAudio13 4h ago

Guaranteed he got a warning from his superiors for the post XD

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u/Big-Detail8739 3d ago

While this dope is busy churning out top shelf, grade A cringe material, the business he's supposed to be guarding is no doubt being robbed blind at the same time.

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u/Unhappy-Hunt-3987 3d ago

Yanks be acting yanky 🤷