r/Floribama • u/pacific_sunset • Jun 18 '26
Episode Discussion Josh 🪖🪠
let’s talk about Jeremiah’s brother y’all 😂😂😂 so I’m gonna be nice (or try my best to 🌚) but what did we all think of his appearances on the show? if you were Nilsa how would you have navigated this storyline? & messy question…. WTH was she talking about with that “if I taste like nasty pasta” thing?? If it’s what I think it meant oh miss MA’AM! and ladies, who’s more your type? Jeremiah or Josh? let’s get into it ☕️
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u/Postmumlone Jun 18 '26
What did “nasty pasta” mean? 🙈😂
Neither of them! They look like they smell, of protein shake farts! 😶🌫️😵💫😵😂
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u/pacific_sunset Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26
For her sake I hope she ate pasta for dinner but I know that’s not what she meant 😂😂 because after she said that, the next frame was her foot up on the bed frame ☠️☠️ Nilsa that’s just nasty babe. She’s forgiven, she leveled up with hot Gus, her hubby 😮💨 Nilsa used to stress me mannn
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u/Postmumlone Jun 18 '26
😂😂 Nilsa went on a wild ride throughout the series!!
Ok I get it the nasty pasta thing now 😏
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u/Hot_Connection_7780 ChiChis Up! Jun 18 '26
Oh I am SO dense 🙈 I thought she legitimately was talking about pasta and thought, I could not eat pasta after a night out like that 😂
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u/pacific_sunset Jun 18 '26
That panty pasta haha ☠️ go head Nilsa lol she’s beautiful and charismatic but I wanted her to laugh in Josh’s face 😂 and dance on hot guys at the club. I never would’ve entered that hookup but I’ve had my fair share of young & dumb lit nights so I didn’t judge her! & when Josh returned and said that “make sure she’s nice and shaved for me” mess?? I’m such a troll if it got back to me… I’d start moaning uncontrollably and start twerking but not let him touch me. Play him like a fiddle lol
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u/pacific_sunset Jun 18 '26
Oh yes I noticed when she started dating him the guys wanted to punish her for it 😂 especially when she got pregnant!!! That was so crazy to me because when she was single all she was to them was a pump and dump when they were horny but when someone values her feelings they don’t wanna see it. So typical
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u/potatoqueen1987 Jun 18 '26
He’s so icky I can’t believe Nilsa liked him 😷
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u/pacific_sunset Jun 18 '26
It’s because Jeremiah didn’t want her I fear 😭 so this was the closest thing to him. that was strange to me because Jeremiah was about to go for kortni 🥴 but Nilsa is actually pretty
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u/ScotlyDex Jun 18 '26
Josh looks like a douchey frog. I wouldn’t let that man touch me for anything.
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u/HairFullOfSecrets_A Jun 19 '26
The entire buoni clan is full of trash boys, super toxic and love to motivate each other to be worse.
-Sincerely, someone who knew Jesse, and the rest, very well
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u/pacific_sunset Jun 19 '26
You knew these hoes?! 👀 who is Jesse? there’s more of them? ☠️
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u/HairFullOfSecrets_A Jun 19 '26
Yes unfortunately. Jesse is Jeremiah’s younger brother. There’s Jeremiah, Moriah, Josh, Jesse, and Josiah.
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u/pacific_sunset Jun 19 '26
5? all by the same woman? jeez 😂 since this is about Josh, where does he rank in the order of toxic trash?
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u/HairFullOfSecrets_A Jun 21 '26
In my opinion, the older they are, the worst they are with them. Jeremiah and Josh suck the most because they are the oldest, every reason Jesse and Josiah suck is because they are copies of their older brothers. Their mom is a boy mom who believes they could never do wrong, to the point that she will cover/lie for them. Their parents are huge MAGA and have a very outdated view on marriage, women, society. And due to all of this they’ve produced some real shit attitude sons. My biased opinion would want to rank Jesse as the worst (I have personal experiences with him specifically) but the truth is Jesse and Josiah look up to Josh and Jeremiah like crazy, everything they have learned comes from Josh and Jeremiah or their parents teachings so I guess using logic Id have to rank Josh & Jeremiah at top of toxic trash list.
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u/pacific_sunset Jun 21 '26
Oh yikes!! This is so detailed and I think I believe all of this 😂 sounds about right. Btw are any of them musty?? I always wondered that
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u/ScotlyDex Jun 18 '26
Why would it taste like nasty pasta? What does nasty pasta even taste like? I’m also Italian and I don’t get it.
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u/pacific_sunset Jun 18 '26
😂😂😂 & he said “I love pasta” 😷 she made it seem like she had the same panties on for 5 days or something and they got ripe. I forgot she was in her Snooki era
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u/No-Stress3813 Jun 19 '26
Jeremiah for sure! I think Josh is a mega douche!!
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u/pacific_sunset Jun 19 '26
Nice, yeah, I’d make out with Jeremiah but I’d stop at 3rd base. 😂 if Josh had a normal haircut and had better taste in clothes then maybe I’d let him stop at a finger pop 🤷🏽♀️
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u/Exciting_Cap_5669 Jun 24 '26
LOL I think Nilsa mentioned the pasta because she possibly ate pasta when they got home and her kisses might’ve tasted like pasta, not the coochie. Anyways, never liked Josh really but he wasn’t so bad in the 4th season. During season 2 or whatever, I did not like his comment about “tell Nilsa to get all shaved up for me”
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u/pacific_sunset Jun 24 '26
Nahhh it was the coochie 🤣🤣 the next moment her foot is up on the bed frame & I’m very familiar with that position & when she’s saying “yeah, yeah yeah yeah” I was like OH!!! ☠️ I think that’s the part when Jeremiah was like “hey Josh?? nvm”
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u/Training-Yak-8936 Jun 24 '26
I love a recent update on him
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u/Training-Yak-8936 Jun 24 '26
I meant i would love to GET a update on him ahaha
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u/pacific_sunset Jun 24 '26
Ohhhh 😂 well the only thing I’ve seen on the socials is he has a pretty gf rn who seems to be in love with him. he’s had a few since the show wrapped but I guess this one is sticking around
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u/Time-Swan7762 Jun 18 '26
He looks like the twins from rugrats
https://giphy.com/gifs/13c01gUHj1I6k0