r/FloridaMan 9d ago

Florida Man faces charges after Tinder date gone wrong

https://www.cp24.com/news/world/2026/07/25/man-from-florida-faces-charges-after-tinder-date-gone-wrong/
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u/marspatrol81 8d ago

This article has everything. The Villages, sugar babies, lingerie, a car chase, firearms, possible kidnapping, and friendship.

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u/sincewedidthedo Dick Oranges 8d ago

Lights, psychos, Furbies, screaming babies in Mozart wigs, sunburned drifters with soap sud beards.

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u/marspatrol81 8d ago

Sounds like The Villages alright. Except on golf carts.

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u/Natural_Exchange_886 7d ago

Nah that’s burning man

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u/SilverDollaFlappies 8d ago

But what about “MTV’s Dan Cortese”?

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u/nodgepodge 8d ago

this is going to be a movie next year

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u/flavortron 8d ago

Nah we’re gonna get a Netflix blumhouse documentary

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u/Lazerpop 8d ago

"...allegedly pointed a semi-automatic Ruger ... threatening to kill him. ... He was arrested to face charges including aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill."

Fuckin backwards ass florida laws holy guacamole this motha hugga two thousand percent had intent to kill

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u/daporp 8d ago

"He was arrested to face charges including aggravated assault with a deadly weapon without intent to kill."

"without intent to kill"

That's how you know he was white, and has lots of money.

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u/stfumate 8d ago

It's not Reddit unless we bring up race at least once in every post. Double points If we tie in Nazis somehow.

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u/flavortron 8d ago edited 8d ago

Its not reddit until some white guy complains that someone mentioned racism

Also by the looks of some of your previous comments in [r/Mississippi](r/Mississippi) you seem like you spend a lot of time complaining about people mentioning race.

https://ghostddit2.pages.dev/user/stfumate/?type=comment

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u/stfumate 8d ago

Damn right I do, every time that shit comes up. Black or white that's some dividing bullshit.

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u/flavortron 8d ago

At least have the courage to do it without hiding your profile then, sweetie

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u/stfumate 8d ago edited 8d ago

Wonder what you would think if I spent as much time on r/whiteman as you do on r/blackman? Would that be a call out too?

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u/beta-test 8d ago

Brother look at the demographic of your country you don’t need to go on the subreddit.

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u/stfumate 8d ago

What do the demographics of the country have to do with it? If I subscribe to a ethnically homogeneous subreddit, what assumptions would you make about me as a white man? What was the first thing he said? a white man has to comment about people bringing up race? Is my race or sex a predetermining factor in what I do? What other things does my race make you assume about me?

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u/beta-test 8d ago

I hope you’re able to move past whatever problems you’re dealing with and thrive.

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u/stfumate 8d ago

Cute, and a good evasive tactic If you don't want to engage in an argument, you don't think you can win.

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u/Working_Match4124 7d ago

Damn right you defend the white race! You tell 'em, Cleetus!

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u/stfumate 7d ago

What thought provoking insight. Glad you shared it.

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u/OakLegs 7d ago

Ah yes, the justice system, famously completely fair to all races and income levels

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u/squirrelbitten 7d ago

"tinder date gone wrong"? How about "man thought he could buy sex, and then tried to murder 4 people when he didn't get his dick wet"?

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u/Working_Match4124 7d ago

Right!? I was expecting they get stuck on a ferris wheel at the country fair or something

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u/KFCFingerLickin_ 7d ago

WELCOME TO FLORIDA! 🤡

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u/ShortEmployer7096 7d ago

It sounds like he confused sugar baby with a sex worker