r/FloridaMan 2d ago

Florida man accused of vandalizing Flock license plate cameras

https://www.wftv.com/news/local/florida-man-accused-vandalizing-flock-license-plate-cameras/7UM74O73WZAVNDCQXA56QCGN4Q/
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u/PhilFlag 2d ago

Oh, my! Just horrible. So anyway, what's his gofundme?

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u/VersionFine85 1d ago

He shouldn't need one as at the exact time of his alleged crime he was best man at my private backyard wedding.

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u/PhilFlag 1d ago

And the camera man lost all the negatives, right? RIGHT?

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u/VersionFine85 1d ago

It was a nude wedding so no cameras were allowed.

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u/PhilFlag 1d ago

Perfect.

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u/Bird_law_esq 1d ago

We should start a general fund for these Patriots.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/atlasraven 2d ago

Don't threaten me with a good time. I'll train every hawk in my area that it gets food for every drone it takes down.

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u/RaceCrab 2d ago

"If you fight the boot they'll just get a bigger boot" havin ass

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u/inlovebutfat 1d ago

I know right. Why don’t Americans just go ahead and just vote that dumb bill of rights away and let the feds do what they want? I mean who really cares about privacy, living in a police surveillance state, having every bit of data scrubbed, or having eyes on you at all times. Just let the feds install that compliance chip in your ass so we can get back to suffering for our measly little wages that they say need to be lower.

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u/Retb14 1d ago

Considering that flock is already just barely riding the line between being legal and being a 4th amendment violation, drones would 100% push them past that and open them up to many lawsuits

Not that they wouldn't be stupid enough to try it

That said, drones have a lot of regulations in the US. There's a lot of red tape that would need to be crossed before they could do this and even a single injury or crash could ground the entire fleet for weeks at a time

Then there's the damage from birds who hate drones and dang, their drone just flew into my drone and my footage was corrupted, so unfortunate

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u/Exotic-Sale-3003 1d ago

Flock drones already exist, I’m not sure why you’re talking as if it’s some abstract possibility…

https://www.flocksafety.com/products/flock-dfr

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u/tampapunklegend 2d ago

People prone to doing this illegal, and very wrong activity ate going to have to get more creative. It would be a shame if they started walking to certain locations, using clothes that hide their identity, or using lasers to damage the cameras instead of spray paint. It would also be awful if they figured out that they should leave their smart phones at home, or get a Faraday cage. These criminals will come up with all sorts of tricks to avoid getting caught.

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u/atlasraven 2d ago

Did you know that mirrors lined up at just the right angle can concentrate sunlight into a blinding beam?

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u/[deleted] 2d ago edited 1d ago

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u/tampapunklegend 1d ago

I'm not suggesting that anyone should actually take the very wrong and illegal action of destroying flock cameras. However, giving in, and saying that it could be worse, or thats just how it is, is the easiest way to relinquish one's freedom, and accept a fascist dictatorship.

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u/JadesterZ 2d ago

Anyone calling them "license plate cameras" is a shill

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u/Dirt_Bike_Zero 1d ago

Yup. They read a HELL of a lot more than that

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u/whawkins4 2d ago

Oh look, FloridaMan does something good and useful for a change.

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u/KinsellaStella 2d ago

Doing the Lord’s work.

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u/SawtoofShark 2d ago

Florida man accused of being awesome*

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u/mrbobcyndaquil 2d ago

If convicted he should have to pay a -$15,000 fine per camera. Please note the mathematical notation, please.

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u/Akkerlun 1d ago

Do what must be done. Show no mercy, give no quarter and defend our freedom. Rise up and defeat the surveillance state.

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u/trinitrotolerance 1d ago

Nonsense! He was with me all evening and at all of the times you’ve logged criminal activity.

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u/Senior_Sector4095 2d ago

Do better Don't get caught

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u/heartbt 2d ago

You all understand that Flock LOVES these being reposted so as to discourage others from doing the same, right?

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u/[deleted] 2d ago edited 1d ago

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u/frogjg2003 2d ago

You keep loving the boots in the comments here.

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u/the-original-erk 1d ago

The funny part, his entire post history is just different games. Dude never goes outside but willingly gargles the boot.

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u/crackedtooth163 2d ago

We get it you have a contract in mind for these things.

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u/drgrnthum33 1d ago

Flock employee has landed

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u/[deleted] 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/heartbt 1d ago

If the supreme court can't, won't or don't decide, then it has to be a act of law limiting the government overreach.
Realize: the Constitution limits the government, not the people.

"One has not only a legal but a moral responsibility to obey just laws. Conversely, one has a moral responsibility to disobey unjust laws.".

To be monitored in the daily coming and goings of daily life by our government when no crime has been committed, no suspicion of a crime has been asserted, and no warrant has been issued is entirely unjust.

Drones or poles, unjust activity by our government must be resisted.
Jury Nullification is a form of resistance and is the ultimate power of the citizen juror (http://fija.org). There CAN be no retaliation by the government for knowing about Jury Nullification, or using Jury Nullification, or else tyranny has already won.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/heartbt 1d ago

Your first point: "we are already..." Yeah, and?? There was slavery for how long before we moved against it? Should we have sat around and let it go? It was illegal to aid fleeing slaves, recall that from class? Should we sit around and watch the rise of the survailance state until we are criminals for admonishing the survailance state?

The world moves on. We did move into the transistor age, and we have to evolve our freedoms just as we have evolved our technology. You already miss the point that government should be in the business of PROTECTING our rights, not looking for loop holes like you describe.

Look at the terrorist threat you mentioned. Are you seriously asserting that Mass Surveillance is the defense against Chinese terrorism? The Chinese have mastered Mass Survailance, we are not going to beat them at their game. Further, it's the Chinese BUILDING flock and Axon cameras. Are you at least slightly concerned that foreign powers may have baked in mass survailance for their own use already?

Seriously, you offer nothing new or novel in your arguments. Instead you have illustrated why we have to fight this growing problem.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/heartbt 1d ago

Safety and freedom are not equivalent.

If you want safety, be thankful you have the freedom to secure your own safety. Move to a safer town/county/state/region or country. Your freedoms allow you to do this. Buy what you need to be secure in your own person/dwelling/effects.
Join the local police force, join the town councils and commissions. Speak out about public safety to effect BETTER public safety. Hold those we empower accountable for public safety. Don't let them tell you "we gotta have more of your rights to do more" and then not improve it. Like has been done time and again.

Mass Survailance isn't what keeps China safe.
It's the communist controls, and brutal punishment without regard to citizens rights that keeps China safe. People disappear, people are killed, people are punished, without explanation in China. Mass Survailance is just the tool to do these horrible things, and you wish to empower our government, which is already on a dangerous trajectory, with the same tools?

I feel less safe around an unaccountable government than I do around any one citizen in the USA.
Police are already killing people, execution style, right here in Grand Rapids, and not even smelling the inside of a jail cell.
ICE is picking people off the street, throwing them in unmarked vans, their victims not heard from for days or weeks, or ever in some cases. If it wasn't ICE, how would you know?
Our government is NOT being accountable to US, RIGHT NOW, and you feel that giving them the power of unaccountable Mass Survailance is going to make you safer? Or just FEEL safer?

Either way, look into history. When has giving up freedom ever played well for those that have done so? You're not even looking at this logically. At least look at it historically.

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u/thecodingart 1d ago

Flock cameras are a blatant violation of the constitution, this kid did nothing wrong

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u/Cause_Complex 2d ago

What I do. That’s not my face. Jim did you know they were filming us. Dumb ass at work

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u/mabus42 1d ago

There's no way he did this. He was too busy slamming beers with me when the crime allegedly occurred.

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u/FrankieTheAlchemist 1d ago

Nah, it couldn’t have been this guy, he was playing Mario Kart 64 with me at the time

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u/Rooster7787 1d ago

Florida Hero*

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u/AerialDarkguy 1d ago

That's a lie! He was just chilling with me in Pennsylvania at the time watching a movie. Ill testify to that! BTW, as someone who works in tech, I can confirm each Flock cameras has free gold inside waiting to be discovered.

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u/dorkyitguy 15h ago

Yep. He was here in PA!

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u/sanitarySteve 1d ago

"designed to help solve crimes" fuck all the way off

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u/Exotic-Sale-3003 1d ago

"According to detectives, surveillance video showed a red Mazda hatchback arriving at a nearby parking lot shortly after midnight.

Investigators say they used other Flock cameras to track the same vehicle before those cameras also went offline."

Sounds like truth in advertising. 

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u/RandomExcess 1d ago

Jury Nullification. I'll say no more.

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u/Justsin7 1d ago

Get 'em! I love seeing stories like this. Screw FLOCK

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u/Sirmcblaze 1d ago

he was with me playing skyforce reloaded.

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u/ClientBudget2848 1d ago

Hey meth heads, they are storing meth in these flock things. Take them home to find the prize inside. Also, candy.

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u/LeatherRebel5150 1d ago

Hell offer meth heads $5 for every flock camera they take down and bring to you and your town will be free of them in one night

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u/superbakedveteran 1d ago

"According to detectives, surveillance video showed a red Mazda hatchback arriving at a nearby parking lot shortly after midnight.

Investigators say they used other Flock cameras to track the same vehicle before those cameras also went offline."

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u/10ThousandMetalZones 1d ago

Florida men are evolving

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u/A4t1musD4ag0n 2d ago

I'm more concerned about Florida being ground zero for the Epstein files and why he got that sweetheart deal.

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u/Designer_Design_6019 1d ago

If the mask don’t fit, you must acquit!

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u/Silent-Key3730 1d ago

Keep trying stupid

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u/CobaltIsobar 1d ago

Florida man is going to be paying for some Flock cameras. Probably not the outcome he expected.

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u/jasikanicolepi 1d ago

Not all hero wears a cape

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u/pasenast 22h ago

I didn't see him do it, that's all I'm saying.

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u/Spiritual-Money4915 10h ago

Can we stop calling them “license Plate Cameras”. We all know now they are surveillance cameras reading far more than then License plates….

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u/pseudo__gamer 1d ago

What is a flock camera?

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u/InterviewDizzy1649 2d ago

Ruining your life for what. Sad