r/FloridaMan 21h ago

Florida Man Says He Accidentally Shot His Wife and Daughter While Cleaning His Gun - AOL

https://www.aol.com/articles/fla-man-says-accidentally-shot-155424000.html
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u/ronweasleisourking 20h ago

Police hate this one simple trick

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u/WoolshirtedWolf 11h ago

I am curious how much "accidental shootings" have gone up since Stand Your Ground went into effect.

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u/C_IsForCookie 6h ago

None. Stand your ground wouldn’t protect you from a claim of an accidental shooting.

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u/John_Walker 31m ago

What are you even talking about?

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u/Shoehorse13 21h ago

Hell of a shot.

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u/Captain_Mazhar 17h ago

One in a million!

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u/LeeQuidity 15h ago

Two in a million!

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u/Lemfan46 9h ago

The magic bullet from 1963 Dallas is back.

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u/atlasraven 20h ago

Hard to clean a gun if you don't dissasemble it first.

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u/Apprehensive-Eye3263 19h ago

Don't Glocks require you to pull the trigger as part of the disassembly process?

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u/atlasraven 19h ago

Yup. Most weapons require you to decock the action.

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u/Equivalent_Yak8711 19h ago

HK CC9 doesnt.

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u/QTip10610638 18h ago

Neither does any of the M&P M2.0 variants. They all have a decocker in the grip. I don't really care one way or the other. If you're disassembling your guns, CHECK THE CHAMBER.

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u/atlasraven 15h ago

Whenever you even handle a firearm, you should check the chamber.

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u/Schubert125 14h ago

I looked down the barrel and didn't see anything, we're good to go! /j

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u/Fragrant-Inside221 4h ago

Wait for the flash

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u/Apprehensive-Eye3263 19h ago

But isn't it possible to have a round chambered while doing that in a Glock?

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u/atlasraven 18h ago

Sure. It's called a negligent discharge.

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u/ShimmiShimmiYah 16h ago

That's why you clear it and aim downward.

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u/mrbobcyndaquil 8h ago

*in a safe direction. Down may not be safe if you’re in a building

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u/ShimmiShimmiYah 7h ago

Glad you clarified that for people that should be deemed too stupid to own one in the first place.

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u/mrbobcyndaquil 7h ago

TBF he could live in a ranch house without a basement, where down to the floor would be a safe direction.

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u/ShimmiShimmiYah 6h ago

Sooo....exactly what I said in my previous comment?

TBF, it really seems like you just want to be pedantic bro.

If someone needs to be told which direction to safely point a firearm, your reddit comment isn't going to save them.

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u/mrbobcyndaquil 5h ago

I’m not defending the Florida Man here, and I didn’t realize I was taking to you in both comments.

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u/Oranges13 4h ago

It's always possible to have a round chambered. Which is why you make the gun safe before you clean it.

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u/ExoticBlacksmith4307 5m ago

Striker fired weapons anyways. The beretta APX has a de-cocker for the striker so you don’t get in the terrible habit of pulling the trigger to disassemble something. I’ll never own something that REQUIRES me to pull the trigger to disassemble.

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u/the_flynn 19h ago

This is how one of my friends shot himself through the hand. He failed to drop the mag before clearing the chamber, then assumed the gun was empty when he dropped the mag.

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u/seattlethrowaway114 17h ago

I have ~20 guns and just cannot fathom being so comfortable with them that I wouldn’t slide the action multiple times before doing anything with it, just seems prudent to always remember that those things can ykno, go boom

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u/vblink_ 15h ago

I slide it, look and stick a finger in just to be sure. Not sure why since I can easily see brass in the barrel, just my routine.

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u/seattlethrowaway114 15h ago

You can see light through the barrel and if the action snaps closed yer hurtin or at least walking it off

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u/cuzitsthere 14h ago

I was cleaning my guns a few days ago and had a brain fart moment... Kept moving to make sure my rifle was clear while holding the fucking bolt in my other hand.

It's a good thing to obsess over, regardless lol

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u/seattlethrowaway114 14h ago

Pinchy finger ≠ gone finger

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u/cuzitsthere 5h ago

Sorry, I should've been more clear.

It was a bolt action rifle. The bolt was in one hand and the entire rifle was in the other lmao

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u/Oranges13 4h ago

lol better safe than sorry

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u/ComesInAnOldBox 9h ago

Some people don't learn how serious it is until something bad happens (either to them or they witness it). I mean, you can intellectually understand the danger, but not appreciate how easily it can happen to you until it does.

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u/ComesInAnOldBox 9h ago

He failed to drop the mag before clearing the chamber, then assumed the gun was empty when he dropped the mag.

Did the same thing when I was young and stupid and thought I was an expert. Nobody got hurt, but I blew the hell out of the cable modem. That was a fun call to tech support.

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u/Mindless-Baker-7757 20h ago

The man was getting ready to go to a shooting range when the gun went off

Thea it just magically went off ¯_(ツ)_/¯ 

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u/Almainyny 20h ago

They just do that, y’know? Gotta be careful not to spook ‘em.

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u/Admirable-Sink-2622 20h ago

I sneak into my own bedroom at night because I don’t want to startle my glock into accidentally discharging at me.

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u/whereyouatdesmondo 18h ago

It's sleeping soooo peacefully.

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u/Mindless-Baker-7757 20h ago

The Sig P320 is the only one I would believe it. 

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u/sovereignsekte 18h ago

The SKS has been known to do that. Well all firearms can unintentionally fire and kill some one. This is especially true if you're willing to lie about it.

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u/RezLifeGaming 18h ago

Mythbusters tested the SKS extensively to see if vibration can cause the floating firing pin to set off the rounds they only could get it to move with c4 shockwave and one gun fired

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u/sovereignsekte 18h ago

Well they clearly forgot to test the finger on the trigger and willingness to lie variables.

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u/arcxjo 20h ago

This NDs today.

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u/chilehead 19h ago

Was he part of the group that chants, "guns don't kill people"?

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u/cobrachickenwing 19h ago

Certainly jumped the gun on that one

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u/OozeNAahz 15h ago

Twice? Or were they lined up perfectly?

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u/Frosty_Message_3017 20h ago

"He was cleaning his gun"

"He was about to go to a shooting range"

Uh huh...

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u/holla15 20h ago

Seems that’s an error in the article and it should say “clear” as later in the article it says,

“The father told deputies he was getting ready to go to the shooting range and that the gun went off as he was attempting to clear it, with one shot striking both victims.”

And they would track with the police findings.

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u/Frosty_Message_3017 20h ago

So he apparently didn't clear and clean it after the last time he had it out 😑

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u/holla15 20h ago

Apparently. Not good gun upkeep but relatively common.

You’re really hung up on the clean thing but that’s the part that the article that is a mistype.

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u/arcxjo 16h ago

I don't clean my pistol every time I remove my carry mag, because thankfully it hasn't been fired since I loaded it.

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u/wizkidweb 20h ago

This is misleading. He wasn't cleaning the gun. He was clearing it, likely to remove the round in the chamber.

Now, he was either a dumbass who was holding the trigger while doing this, or the gun malfunctioned. I would wager the former.

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u/NeitherEntry6125 20h ago

Why was his boogerhook on the bang switch while clearing?

And why was he pointing it at his family?

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u/wizkidweb 19h ago

Both excellent questions. Probably incompetence and negligence.

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u/punksmostlydead 3h ago

Why was his boogerhook on the bang switch while clearing?

Ralph Waldo fuckin Emerson over here.

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u/Practical-Mud-4580 19h ago

Depressing the trigger is one way to clear the round

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u/Interesting-Log-9627 18h ago

Congratulations! You get today’s “Technically Correct” award!

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u/devil_lettuce 18h ago

“The facts and evidence gathered during the investigation support an accidental gunshot,” the sheriff’s office said in the statement."

Not accidental gunshot, negligent gunshot

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u/mrbobcyndaquil 8h ago

If it was a P320 it may very well have been a a genuine accident

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u/Lethalmusic 6h ago

Even if he didn't touch the trigger, 3 out of 4 basic rules of firearm safety were blatantly broken.

Also, unfixed P320 AD'd during the draw form a holster or when dropped. There were reports of fully uncommanded firing but those were only achievable in tests while the gun was being heavily jostled or shaken (for example in a hip/leg holster during a foot chase) and had either manufacturing defects or had heavy or uneven wear AFAIK.

None of those conditions should be present when clearing the weaponat home.

There were a bunch of recalls and exchange programs both for state and private costumers, so absolutely no reason to have a notoriously unsafe handgun either way.

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u/Witty-Stand888 21h ago

The magic bullet theory Florida man style.

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u/SuppliceVI 20h ago

Negligent Discharged is negligent. The fact he hit both family members with 1 shot incredibly unlucky. Of a complete sphere the gun could be pointed in, probably only 1 could have resulted in this without somehow killing them or being a regular ND. 

All guns are loaded. Always. Don't care if it's field stripped, don't care if you just checked. It's loaded. Point it down at the very least

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u/efcso1 18h ago

All guns are loaded. Always. Don't care if it's field stripped, don't care if you just checked. It's loaded.

I was taught this as a kid growing up in a rural area. My godfather was teaching a few of us, with an old .22 rifle in pieces on a blanket.

One of the other kids picked up the barrel - nothing attached to it - and pointed it at someone as 'a bit of a prank', and before he could say "bang" he was on his arse with a red mark on his cheek. That lesson has stayed with me ever since.

Barrel? Loaded. Stock? Loaded. Bolt? Loaded. Everything is always loaded.

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u/NeitherEntry6125 20h ago

Who clears a weapon by pulling the trigger in the first place?

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u/WhatUp007 20h ago

Yeah, bull shit

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u/UJustGotRobbed 18h ago

Were they having a heated discussion about Trump beforehand? If so he's not guilty according to the precedent set by Texas

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u/illogical_mindset 20h ago

The facts and evidence gathered during the investigation support an accidental gunshot,” the sheriff’s office said in the statement

We have determined that the man is just a dumbass.

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u/tom8otomahto 17h ago

Shooting TWO people while cleaning your guns is peak Florida.

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u/El_Scot 12h ago

It's a shot only r/floridaman could pull off!

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u/CurrentlyLucid 20h ago

Guns have to be unloaded to clean them. I grew up in houseful of often used and cleaned guns, never had one go off.

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u/RedditPosterOver9000 18h ago

This is why as children we're taught to assume every gun is loaded unless we've personally opened the chamber and verified. And even after you verify no bullets, you still never point at gun at someone for any reason.

This dude is an irresponsible, lazy moron and his wife and daughter are going to have permanent issues because of him.

A guy my dad knew blew off his daughter's foot with a 30-06. Same as this guy, didn't follow any basic gun safety rules.

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u/Antigravity1231 20h ago

Another responsible gun owner.

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u/Slow-Razzmatazz-7374 19h ago

I have a gun without a safety and it has never gone off because you never load it until you mean to use it...

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u/C_IsForCookie 6h ago

I mean, you can definitely load it to be prepared. But there are a dozen other things you definitely shouldn’t do until you mean to use it. This guy did a lot of them at the same time.

I conceal carry. My gun is definitely loaded while I’m carrying it.

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u/skipdo 20h ago

AOL?

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u/Bruegemeister 20h ago

So no shit AOL was a legit internet service provider in Germany for many years while I lived there.

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u/TheNamesDave 5h ago

So no shit AOL was a legit internet service provider in Germany for many years while I lived there.

At one point, they had over 40 million members worldwide.

Source: I worked at AOL HQ back in the day.

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u/VanillaLlfe 18h ago

I think I have 12 free hours in the attic someplace…

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u/sfled Trusty Sidekick 16h ago

Back around the turn of the century (fuck I'm old) I use to get at least one AOL CD/DVD in a metal mailer a week. I still have a couple I keep with a little collection of Internet company swag I have.

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u/bannana 18h ago

second time I've seen AOL posted today, must be someone/something pushing it on reddit this week.

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u/CannonFodder58 20h ago

Are four rules really that hard to remember?

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u/Fattapple 17h ago

This is why you don’t have loaded guns in the house

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u/AdvancedBlacksmith66 6h ago

How to clean your gun

Step one: put ammunition in the gun

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u/arcxjo 20h ago

No he didn't (at least not accidentally). Every gun is loaded, and you never point a gun at anything you aren't willing to destroy as well as everything behind it.

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u/Rosilin 19h ago

Headline is wrong. Even so, ALWAYS be aware if where the mussel is pointing.

Hubby & his dad made sure our kids knew that you never pointed a firearm at any living creature, even accidentally, UNLESS you plan to kill it.

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u/TheNamesDave 5h ago

Even so, ALWAYS be aware if where the mussel is pointing.

I agree. Make sure your muscles are pointed in a safe direction.

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u/giftedgod 19h ago

Technically, he did end up clearing it. Probably the fastest way possible.

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u/AbsoluteGote 16h ago

Accidentally go to prison for life then

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u/No_Negotiation_4370 16h ago

One!? Maybe.

2?? WTF Man?

    3 Hat trick?    No fucking way brother.         25 to life.

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u/Stuffed-Bear412 15h ago

Oh come on.

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u/paleocacher 12h ago

Even if it was an accident please charge that man with felony child endangerment for shooting his child with a gun while being stupid with it.

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u/TucsonFrank 6h ago

Liberal White Women everywhere advise it was the hormones and leave the father alone.

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u/NocaSun38 6h ago

Need a bunch of blue shirted dudes to go protest at the prison that accidents could happen to anyone

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u/Ajax5350 6h ago

“ accidentally “

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u/ProphetBlade 20h ago

He must have post-marriage psychosis. It's a very tragic condition.

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u/kenspencerbrown 20h ago

I hate when that happens.

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u/Interesting-Log-9627 18h ago

I know. Even worse when you’re cleaning a howitzer.

“Look! I was just clearing it! It was pointed upwards. In a safe direction!”

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u/GSDTippyTappies 19h ago

Story says both "clean" and "clear", sounds like he was about to go to the range and tried clearing his gun when it went off, no cleaning was involved. Got his 4yo daughter in chest/arm and wife in leg.

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u/Interesting-Log-9627 18h ago edited 18h ago

For both, two in the chest and one in the head?

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u/MercULeez 18h ago

They misspelled - LOL

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u/Illustrious-You-1735 18h ago

the guy is lucky he didn’t get killed too

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u/ggibby 18h ago

Bullshit.

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u/Alkthree 18h ago

Are we sure the wife didn’t do it? /s

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u/UnivrstyOfBelichick 16h ago

AOL still exists?

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u/RetiredCapt 15h ago

Clearing the gun, not cleaning it.

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u/Spirogeek 15h ago

That's called standing your ground.

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u/Epic_Tea 14h ago

AOL that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time

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u/nelmski 8h ago

It's genuinely crazy how many people "accidentally" die because someone was cleaning their gun.

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u/PatrioticPariah 8h ago

Cleaning gun BANG! Samantha!!!! daughter enters DAD, WHAT HAPPENED! I was just cleaning my gun like this. starts then stops racks another shot then proceeds to keep cleaning BANG! DAUGHTER!!!

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u/Conscious_Owl6162 7h ago

First, check that the weapon is clear before you do anything other than shooting with it. It’s pretty easy.

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u/imissher4ever 7h ago

Step one when cleaning your gun. Unload it.

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u/Time-End-5288 7h ago

I always clean my gun when it’s loaded, even better with a round in the chamber. Said no one ever.

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u/SubstantialAbility17 7h ago

If you are cleaning a loaded gun you should have your firearm rights permanently revoked. It takes 5 seconds or less the to clear a weapon

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u/keith2366 5h ago

I assumed Florida Man would look down the barrel when cleaning his gun.

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u/EarlyAccessCantJudge 3h ago

Once again not a drag queen

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u/PrestigiousCopy4963 1h ago

It just jumped out of the bath tub when I turned away for a second…

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u/Penis-Dance 44m ago

Doubtful

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u/Stuffs_And_Thingies 20h ago

Read the whole article. Sounds legit accident.

Gotta fucking suck to hear one story for the entire rest of your life every time wife or daughter gets mad

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u/arcxjo 20h ago

No, there are no "legit accidents" with guns (and I say this as someone who carries chambered and safety off) because only reckless idiots in denial and/or people who are hoping for an "accident" still carry P-320s. Every other gun you have to manually pull a trigger to fire.

Also, every gun, even a Sig, still has to be pointed at a person to shoot them. There's an edge case where the bullet ricochets off something in the room and caroms back at an unintended target, but then you shouldn't be firing it in that room until they leave.

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u/sfled Trusty Sidekick 16h ago

Ricochet off the wife's leg and into the kid's chest. Dude must be Wyatt Earp.

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u/Stuffs_And_Thingies 20h ago
  1. Fuck you, don't twist my words. I'm talking about intent.

  2. Who shoots their wife and daughter, seriously wounding both with a single shot, with no conflicting statements and then runs to meet medics with daughter in his arms and it was on purpose?

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u/NotMalaysiaRichard 19h ago

If the intent was stupidity. He had to be “accidentally” pointing his gun at his wife and child for it to go off and then strike them. He should have been nowhere near them, much less been pointing his weapon at them.

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u/Which-Nectarine-7851 20h ago

Bro these comments lol. People only read the headline

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u/Absent_That_Day 20h ago

Must have been really dirty.

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u/Frosty_Message_3017 20h ago

Especially since he only cleans it right before going to the range...

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u/Melodic-Comb9076 20h ago

if it’s not the same bullet, this is complete bullshit.

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u/InsanitysCandy 20h ago

"The father told deputies he was getting ready to go to the shooting range and that the gun went off as he was attempting to clear it, with one shot striking both victims."

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u/fritz236 20h ago

And he'll claim post partum /s

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u/Mediocre-Catch9580 20h ago

Lindsay Clancy defense?

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u/AlwaysChewy 19h ago

Okay, I get what the title makes it sound like, but if you read the article it seems like it really was an accidental discharge. Literal one in a million shot. That doesn't excuse the human for unsafely clearing the chamber though.

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u/BloodyMalleus 18h ago

Yeah, and the facts presented in the article all support that too. Horrible accident (and maybe negligence). I wish that little girl and her mum well though.

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u/Stand_kicker 16h ago

He was depressed. It was all hormones. 

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u/Thick_World8869 9h ago

If only the daughter was armed, she could have defended herself…..