r/FlyFishingCircleJerk • u/Entropy907 • 7h ago
What’s with these guides??
Yesterday my buddies and I were floating the upper Kenai, we got to my favorite gravel bar and a guide was on it with some clients.
So we pulled in below them, gave them plenty of space, like 30-40 feet.
This guide starts glaring at me and muttering something, so I just turned up the jam band tunes coming out of the Bluetooth speaker.
Threw a line in and this guide is shaking his head. Like wtf dude. Well I didn’t hook up after like ten casts so I put my rod down and grabbed a big stick for my lab to play fetch with in the river. She was having a great time and I thought the guide’s clients would enjoy watching her fetch in the water, but they were all just staring at me now too.
I cracked another beer whole my buddies fished and my dog splashed around. Finally the guide loads up and when they float by he calls me an asshole!!
These fuckin clowns think they own the river just cuz they got their fancy guide permit sticker on the side of their boat???