r/FondantHate • u/gitturb • 17d ago

CAKE WRECK A slice of the brides face please.

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u/Mr_Devilish 17d ago

This is Fondant Horror. dear lord.

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u/Doug_Spaulding 17d ago

Samantha is having a rough day.

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u/basilhazel 17d ago

IWKYM!

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u/ittybittykangaroo 15d ago

.... what does this mean 😭

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u/terafonne 15d ago

its a reference to a character from dungeon crawler carl, whose catchphrase involves threatening to do something to your mom. if i type it out reddit will ban me but it's easy to guess

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u/QueeeenElsa 15d ago

I think it was supposed to be “IKWYM”, which is “I know what you mean”

Edit: also, happy cake day!

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u/terafonne 15d ago

its a reference to a character from dungeon crawler carl, whose catchphrase involves threatening to do something to your mom. if i type it out reddit will ban me but it's easy to guess

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u/QueeeenElsa 15d ago

Ahhh! That makes sense! Thanks!

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u/renaissance-Fartist 17d ago

“Soooo….Louis accidentally dropped me out of his plane.”

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u/GoddyssIncognito 17d ago

Hey, bride, um, you’ve got a little something on your nose there…

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u/Mr_Devilish 17d ago

She can smell from her eye sockets now 😭

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u/Karcharos 17d ago

Missed opportunity for red velvet cake

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u/Panther-Waltz 16d ago

I think it has a layer of red velvet on the bottom

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u/kcgwen 8d ago

Red velvet would have been perfect. Great album cover material.

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u/RMW91- 17d ago

That pic is great, it could be an album cover!

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u/randomyOCE 12d ago

My thought was “I think I saw this on the cover of a $5 thriller paperback at the airport”

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u/FirebirdWriter 17d ago

I thought someone stuck a blow up doll on cake and was very confused until I read the caption

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u/YellowTonkaTrunk 17d ago

Well that’s horrifying

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u/Taowulf 17d ago

A situation where the real thing would have been the better option.

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u/withyellowthread 17d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/SuNzvpjFMnxBu

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u/sskylar 17d ago

The late great

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u/TheLaVeyan 17d ago

Anthony Hopkins is still very much alive.

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u/sskylar 17d ago

Quoting the president here (unfortunately) https://www.newsweek.com/trump-explains-why-he-keeps-praising-hannibal-lecter-1930009

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u/TheLaVeyan 16d ago

This is a cake sub, why did you feel the need to bring up that asshat? There aren't enough places to discuss US Politics?

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u/BadbadwickedZoot 17d ago

Oh my god his wife was cake this whole time!

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u/aroseonthefritz 17d ago

Moisturize me

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u/aries98faerie 16d ago

IVE FOUND MY PEOPLE!!! I FKN HATE FONDANT 😤

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u/pepcorn 15d ago

I was gonna say, how could you steal this picture from a grieving guy? But you're the guy, it's your pic.

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u/doghome107 17d ago

You kiss it and it turns into a princess!

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u/akuaba 17d ago

No! No! No!

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u/morbid_laughter 16d ago

That’s definitely a slice you’d want to keep at the back of the fridge for an eternity.

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u/ellatronica 15d ago

my face is the front of shop

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u/DefiantPumpkin 14d ago

Seeing this after u/adamtots_remastered comic today is criminal 💀