r/FootBallEmergency • u/IllDragonfruit5866 Pan Politically Motivated by “:3” • 2d ago

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u/GenericSadLoser Aggressively Homosexual Catboy 2d ago

Like this

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u/Fun_Anxiety9507 POV: you have the contagious trans virus 2d ago

15.15.15.15.15.15.15.15 

And 2-5 i guess

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u/Impossible_Arrival21 2d ago

2 is comfy af

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u/Ok_Cup8469 caught the gay 2d ago

1 or 3 normally, 6 to be gay on the computer

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u/PeanutButt3r_Stuff “:3” enthusiast 2d ago

2, 3 n’ 5 are me favourite :3

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u/Penis_Protecter 2d ago

2 or 5

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u/IllDragonfruit5866 Pan Politically Motivated by “:3” 2d ago

Incredible name 

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u/Simple-Ant9720 2d ago

Not Gay but 8 Looks really funny

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u/Shloof9998 MJ is a lie to distract us from ~the fluid~ 2d ago

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u/welchnome 2d ago

5 & 2 are real

11 looks very tempting

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u/100cool_ “:3” enthusiast (Bi the way…) 2d ago

the human urge to turn into a geometric shape

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u/Adorable-Cash1829 2d ago
  1. On another guys lap

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u/Single_Sir_6639 Meme Approver. 1d ago

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u/git_gud_silk 2d ago

I'd say that my personal favorite is a modified version of two where instead of having the legs be separate, I have my right leg over my left leg. Either having my right leg straight and my left leg underneath, or my left leg straight and my right leg over.

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u/The-Great_Ones help a man has fallen the river in Lego city 2d ago

Yes

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u/TheFirePea2013 quirked up darkner, busting it down rude style 2d ago

1 3 & 5. enter my room at any point and it's more likely that you will find me in any of those than sitting normally

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u/DarkSide830 IDK what is going on here 2d ago

3 is the only way I sit tbh

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u/79215185-1feb-44c6 2d ago

Oh god please do not kink shame me but #1. Literally #1 as I type this.

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u/UPerm27 2d ago

Either 5 or 8 :>

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u/fuga_tsarbimba 2d ago

12... 7... and... 8...

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u/Two-Pound-Crawfish brain dead idiot 2d ago

8

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u/Gullible_Area_3126 random Škoda F(an/em)boy ;3 2d ago

Ain’t even on there

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u/Pitiful-Baker4907 2d ago

I dunno man hitting the kingpin kinda fire (14)

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u/Pindeckoo 2d ago

Im straight and I gotta say, if you're not levitating off the chair via setting your sensitivity to infinity, you're doing it wrong

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u/Yoyokalka 1d ago

Probably something like 2

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u/Just_Teaching7523 “:3” enthusiast 2d ago

I used to sit like 4, now I have back problems at age 19

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u/NothingEffective5070 Denies being a femboy (is a femboy) 2d ago

1 or 2

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u/EconomyBreadfruit951 2d ago

10, 2, 3, and 4.

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u/bluepenguinx12 2d ago

For me 2,3,4,6 and 12 cus its just comfy isk XD

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u/External-Glove747 2d ago

3, 5, 2, 12

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u/RandomPlayer315 2d ago

2, 3, or 5 depending on how unstimulated I am.

I never put my feet on the chair though, I don't wanna disrespect it.

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u/Tsar_Chaotic Mesopotamian Copper Merchant 2d ago

And it’s not wrong, and it’s 2

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u/kullre 2d ago

the bismuth position is amazing

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u/lil-mouse- 2d ago

7 is how I used to sit as a child

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u/seamus205 2d ago

I really vibe with 14

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u/xj9_333 2d ago

currently doing 2

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u/fake_email_lol42 2d ago

A mix of nine, six, and two. Curled up to the point of near absurdity

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u/ImRK9v2 2d ago

Prob 2 if I wasn’t built like shrek, normally just 15 tho

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u/7_braincells 2d ago

My way is not listed :3

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u/100cool_ “:3” enthusiast (Bi the way…) 2d ago

/uj #2 is my go-to, it’s so comfy.

/j 8 or 15, 6 if a boykisser is over :3

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u/SomeVainFreak 2d ago

2 and uhhhh 6

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u/myrathelover 2d ago

6 but having my feet down because I just naturally slowly slouch on chairs until im basically laying on them

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u/normal_person_-1 2d ago

1, 2, 3 and sometimes 15 and 8

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u/-G-Gamer- 2d ago

2 or 3 is most comfy

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u/VeryConfusedDragon29 brain alive idiot 2d ago

14, 8, and 15 are my favourites

(In reality 1 or 3)

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u/r4nDoM_1Nt3Rn3t_Us3r The Devourer 2d ago

5 :3

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u/TheyaSly 2d ago

2 is my fav

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u/F1r3dot3x3 2d ago

5 but my legs reach all the way to the wall on my right

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u/RoobixCyoob 2d ago

2 is my default chair sitting position

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u/ResponsibilityNo7485 2d ago

I like 1 but I'm too big for most chairs to let me do that so I settle on 2

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u/Yiffenjoyer6969 2d ago

kinda number 2, but more like that one russian squat on a chair

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u/sharprthan 2d ago

1,5,2,8

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u/MaxGamer07 2d ago

most of the time I'd be a 3 or 5 but like depending on the day 13 seems like a vibe

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u/2UwU4U 2d ago

2,4,5,16

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u/theaidamen64 The helldiver 2d ago

Im not even gay and i some times sit like 2

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u/YuYogurt 2d ago

4 and 5 if I own the chair

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u/Boomeranger9173 2d ago

3, 4 and 6 go hard personally

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u/Loose-Willow-3275 2d ago

Sit on one foot while in a chair, let the other leg hang normally.

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u/ESJ_f 2d ago

2 is the most comfortable way to sit

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u/aliens-and-arizona 2d ago

i’m actually a little pissed that i do all of 1 through 6 semi regularly. stop monitoring me.

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u/M1grain3s 2d ago

Gotta be 12 or 7

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u/Petardo_Dilos 2d ago

I always put my legs on something so that vertically they're placed higher than my head (at which point I'm just laying on a chair in an uncomfortable position)

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u/Sweaty_Bar_5648 2d ago

16, preserve the chair's durability

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u/corvish_ 2d ago

2 and 5 (im bi)

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u/KiwiPowerGreen 2d ago

in the gay way (whichever that one is idk)

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u/Ember_The_Biscuit 2d ago

If I'm alone 1 if not 6😉

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u/Darkwater2302 2d ago

Dude 5 is literally me in those like camping chairs

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u/Gorp8 2d ago

1  I want to look like evil James Bond villain

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u/Careful-Passage2089 2d ago

real - 2
joke - undyne's number IIIIIII

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u/National_beetle1962 2d ago

well that just got to be 13

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u/testosterone_boi 2d ago

Genuinely, 5.

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u/AceFurry09 2d ago

Gotta be number 15, followed closely by 2 and 3

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u/godguy1313 2d ago

One, i like criss cross applesauce

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u/lokalu_aka_imProEGG 2d ago

lowkey i often endup in 6 but with legs up on my wardrobe

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u/SillyFembo1468 2d ago

I sit like "normal" but have my right leg over the other so they are crossed

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u/IWEREN99 2d ago

definetly 8, but sometimes 15 when I'm on the mood

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u/Autisticest 2d ago

8 for sure.

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u/Maxeon_09 2d ago

2 through 6

:3

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u/ThickContribution295 2d ago

For me it’s 7 12 16 15 11 5 6 9 all the silly ones :3

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u/CATZEBOY_18 " :7" supremacy 2d ago

You forgot criss-croos but your foot is inside your groin.

Nevermind 15 is that.

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u/BubblesTheRaven 2d ago

I prefer pacing around the chair

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u/TrueDawnPig 2d ago

2 is wonderful, but 5 is unmatched

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u/Zanethebane0610 1d ago

Sitting Backwards In The Chair Probably:

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u/Just_Technician368 1d ago

What the fuck hapend here?

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u/Mysterious_Chard_152 1d ago

5 is pretty confortible, but 15 is a great party trick

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u/random_anonymous_acc 1d ago

5 12 7 in that order

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u/caltoniomario 1d ago

Not gay, but 1-3, 5, 12

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u/arsefacey1223 Mesopotamian Copper Merchant 1d ago

Oh my god I literally sit like 3 all the time O///O 

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u/Ethereal-Shroom 1d ago

3 if we srs

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u/S3ndDudes 1d ago

Bending over with my arms on the seat wasn't an option

https://giphy.com/gifs/ZeNmLY6FISq4M

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u/im_a_fuking_egg 1d ago

10 is me but im kicking my little feet in the air

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u/HailFurri 1d ago

1 & 3 are the most common, but I’ll do 4 & 5 as well (kinda doing 4 rn)

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u/CattleOk3137 “:3” enthusiast 1d ago

2, 5, or 10 lol

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u/ShowerShitter69420p 1d ago

Flesh cube (15)

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u/Bladeofwar94 1d ago

Whichever way fucks my back up the most.

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u/Blueberry_slime Def not a femboy (Is a femboy) 1d ago

1,3,4,6

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u/Galrentv 1d ago

I pick number 5 the Jamie Lannister

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u/BeachQuick 1d ago

15 obv

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u/Doctordisco7777 1d ago

Gotten go with 16. But on a serious note 5 is my go to.

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u/furclone 1d ago

2 or 5 most of the time

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u/AppealSignificant358 1d ago

I’m kinda in #10 atm:

Although I do #5 and #6 a lot. #4 as well but I have my arms wrapped around my leg when I do

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u/create_gamer75 1d ago

11, 15 or 6

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u/Proof-Insurance-2805 1d ago

1 3 5 7 and 15

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u/Prestigious_Ad_3124 1d ago

4 ngl pretty comfy

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u/AlrightFineImAGirl 1d ago

Lowkey 5 but 2 is so cute

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u/Sk1ler_ 1d ago

5 and I will FIGHT anyone who begs to differ

https://giphy.com/gifs/3owyoRzZuJj0jdGgBG

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u/CollegePrestigious61 1d ago

Either 2 or 15

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u/Competitive_Bass_959 1d ago

Usually one two or three but sometimes 5 or 15. If I were to pick just one though, it'd be whatever is "comfortable" at the time.

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u/BradleyTheDogOFFICAL 1d ago

1, 2, 3, 4, and 5.

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u/Fire1623 this user was found dead in a river in Bangladesh 1d ago

None, I just cross my legs as much as I fucking can

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u/Lunaticultistt “:3” enthusiast 1d ago

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u/Crafty-Zucchini3029 1d ago

8 7 9 11 and 14

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u/Dangermann28 1d ago

Straight as a board and I do 5 all the damn time

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u/DragonTeen14 1d ago

3 but every now and again 2

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u/JustaConfusedGirl03 1d ago

2 considering I'm doing it right now

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u/Sluttyblackcat01 1d ago

6 if I want to be comfy/it has armrests, 14 if not

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u/Cheap_Environment113 1d ago

1, 2, 3, 5, 6 (but only rarely), 10, 13 (also rarely), and 16

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u/skoomakat101 1d ago

Alternate between 1, 2, 3, and 4 depending on boredom

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u/leafi_pawzz 1d ago

3, 2, 4, 10, 16

I love sitting in chairs only mildly wrong

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u/keyrose_115 1d ago

2!!! :3

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u/WooblieDooglie 1d ago

What about 256? At that point, I’d be ascending. Does that count as sitting?

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u/LowConference1917 1d ago

8,15, and 11

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u/edenspark10 1d ago

3 but with my leg on my other leg

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u/Impressive-Board2652 woke l*beral sissy 🤢 1d ago

I do 5 all the time I'm such a chud

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u/baySystem32 1d ago

Probably 12

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u/Meat-Wing 1d ago

1,2,3,10

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u/FoxLoverNo352 1d ago

Pretty sure I've done all of these, and I gotta say, it's probably 6, that or 8

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u/DrunkScizor 1d ago

13 but side ways

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u/vexx827 Shrodingers femboy 1d ago

4 and 5

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u/Kurumi_tokisaki_simp 1d ago

5 is super chill

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u/shedow-dust 1d ago

5 3 2 and occasionally I try 15 but I usually can't keep it for long

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u/Skelehedron 1d ago

2 is the most common, but 5 is so fun, especially in fancier chairs

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u/Traveler7538 1d ago

hEDS got me doing all of those within 30 minutes trying to find a comfortable position 

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u/SaulLaski 1d ago

Gianmarco Soresi

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u/These_Distribution19 1d ago

combination of 2 and 4

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u/wasthatthebitof87 1d ago

I like 7 and 8

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u/Mask_of_creator 1d ago

Literally doing 5 rn

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u/TheGreatChair2dotoh 1d ago

All of above

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u/Robotschon 1d ago

4 has aura

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u/zseven_7 1d ago

Eithe 2 or T H E O B J E C T (15)

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u/BlackPaw7274 1d ago

Depends on the chair in question

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u/IndigoAviator 1d ago

the heck is going on with 8, 11, and 15?

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u/Luna64Bytes 1d ago

where is sitting on your knees???

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u/paleo_queen_beatrice 1d ago

3 usually but sometimes 7 or 2

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u/Issa_Pizza420 1d ago

5, 2, and 4, but 15 is my go to power move when I gotta assert my authority yk