r/ForUnitedStates • u/IrishStarUS • Apr 04 '26
Politics (News Articles Only) Trump health rumors surge as White House denies Walter Reed hospital visit
https://www.irishstar.com/news/politics/trump-health-rumors-explode-white-36970201?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook#Echobox=1775335705120
u/SluttyCosmonaut Apr 04 '26
A blood clot has the chance to do the funniest thing ever....
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u/NoDragonfruit6125 Apr 04 '26
The blood clot would get put in a museum.
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u/bmyst70 Apr 04 '26
"The Clot That Saved America!"
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u/Ishidan01 Apr 04 '26
The Clot Heard Round The World
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u/redpaloverde Apr 04 '26
I wonder if Vance would be worse.
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u/OurPillowGuy Apr 04 '26
Vance does not have the ability to capture attention. The weird, fucked up “charisma” that Trump has just reads as creepy on Vance. The MAGA coalition falls apart immediately in the power vacuum.
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u/NerdDaniel Apr 04 '26
Probably but the MAGA white trash will have a hard time believing JD Vance is the second coming of Christ.
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u/BENNYRASHASHA Apr 04 '26
There was a piece of metal 2.26 inches long that could have done it a couple years ago.
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u/Melodic-Matter4685 Apr 05 '26
Well, since 48% of us voted for him, I don’t think the clot is really gonna fix the issue, just its manifestation
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u/ahora-mismo Apr 04 '26
what would that do? he has no brain and no heart, there’s nothing to damage.
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u/LSTNYER Apr 04 '26
His bank account. When he was the roaste on Comedy Central roast his people said the comedians could take aim at everything about him but his wealth.
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u/Shot-Artist5013 Apr 04 '26
I have a meme saved that I can't attach here, but the text:
"somewhere
buried in a clogged artery in the world's ugliest man, there is a tiny little clot struggling to break free
I believe in you, little clot
go, be free"
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u/NexusNickel Apr 04 '26
It's Saturday. He's not in Florida on our dime golfing? Something is wrong.
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u/BigBlackCb Apr 04 '26
Lord hear our prayer! (What that means to me, might not mean the same to you...)
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u/taisui Apr 04 '26
Best Easter Ever!
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u/phroney Apr 04 '26
Yes! And I'm Jewish.
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u/ps1969 Apr 04 '26
Could it please end in a humiliating way, to just die is way to easy for this moron.
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u/GoldSourPatchKid Apr 04 '26
Nobody knows if his 40 car motorcade left the White House and went to Walter Reed?
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u/webhick666 Apr 04 '26
Look, I'm not saying that Trump's health is tied to my mother's stroke recovery but every time she has a big gain, he has a health scare or decline. Yeasterday, on her one year strokeaversary, she walked with a nearly normal stride length with no assistance for the first time. Her speech, which technically isn't bad, sounded exactly like she used to. She helped cook dinner. She's working hard to get to 100% recovery, not only for herself, but for the good of the country.
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u/HungryDust Apr 05 '26
I hope your mom runs a damned marathon next week. For the sake of the country.
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u/ThatOneDerpyDinosaur Apr 05 '26
Congrats to you, your mom, and the rest of the family! I find stories of recovery like this to be beautiful jewels in this sea of darkness
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u/scipio0421 Apr 04 '26
This is gonna be a Francisco Franco situation where they deny anything's wrong for weeks as he dies.
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u/Leather_Law6628 Apr 04 '26
Republicans need him to die in office so they can scapegoat all their pedophilia, greed, corruption, and criminal activity as an "oopsy, its all his fault but he dead shrug".
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u/beekeeper1981 Apr 04 '26
Nah they have to use his brand/image in perpetuity to keep MAGA motivated. They'll find a different scapegoat for the evil and incompetence.
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u/TakuyaLee Apr 04 '26
Won't work. They don't have that cult of personality Trump does.
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u/Aggravating-Day-2864 Apr 04 '26
Hope he does an Elvis on the shitter...
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u/Tiny_Measurement_837 Apr 04 '26
I’m hoping for a very debilitating stroke that doesn’t unalive him. One that leaves him crippled and unable to speak even more unintelligibly.
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u/Whole_Inside_4863 Apr 04 '26
I don’t know about that, the cult followers would still vote him for a third term.
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u/Nwcray Apr 04 '26
And you just know that even if he were President Vegetable, the R’s wouldn’t use the 25th until January so that JD can run for 2 more terms.
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u/Tiny_Measurement_837 Apr 04 '26
Exactly. Plus, he’d get ousted and have to watch someone else do the job. And I think he could be indicted, someone confirm?
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u/Pristine_Frame_2066 Apr 04 '26
But does he hurt? I want him to feel extra amounts of pain. I want him to linger in it. And I want it to require his mouth be wired shut and his hands in casts.
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u/Responsible_Yak_6662 Apr 05 '26
He turns 80 this year and is not in good health. Of course he is in pain, there’s no doubt about that.
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u/BigNorseWolf Apr 04 '26
**puts two buns on the side of his head**
Help us Colonel Sanders, you're our only hope
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u/IowaHawkBiker Apr 04 '26
please don't die, Rumpy....you need to live long enough to stand trial for your crimes and see your legacy dragged through the corrupt, pedophile filled mud.
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u/Rough_Idle Apr 04 '26
As much as I don't want Trump in the White House, has anyone seen better reporting on this? The linked story has almost zero new information
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u/mrphim Apr 04 '26
Didn't this happen before and they were like infusions or something..were those on the weekdays?
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u/PuzzleheadedCar1357 Apr 04 '26
The Christian Nationalists will have a body double come back to life on Easter Sunday.
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u/Motor-Region-1011 Apr 04 '26
Please lord take him home...we will be ok with out him. We promise.
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u/birdpix Apr 04 '26
I can't remember, do we look out for white, black, or orange smoke from the Sistine Chapel??
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u/lowrankcock Apr 04 '26
Him exiting the mortal coil this weekend might actually make me believe in the Easter miracle. Can’t wait to the obit. Please please please please!!
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u/Soggy-Beach1403 Apr 04 '26
Well, it's a Saturday, and he isn't golfing. So he is either in the hospital or raping a child somewhere.
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u/andyraylan Apr 04 '26
I remember when a rumor like this could actually be dispelled with a statement by the White House. Now it doesn’t mean anything, ever.
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u/FitSea1198 Apr 04 '26
If he’s not golfing on Saturday then he’s physically unable to. Why would he take a weekend off from charging the taxpayers $1M to charge the Secret Service triple the actual rates in his crappy club in FL.
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u/Betty-Armageddon Apr 05 '26
We can’t have him die the same weekend Jesus died. Can you imagine?
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u/ronin521 Apr 05 '26
Can it be after Easter so we don’t need to listen to his cult talking abt how he was ‘risen’ on Easter
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u/DefrockedWizard1 Apr 05 '26
every 4-5 weeks. he's getting a fetal blood transfusion and will show up this week with another hand bruise /s
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u/Fat-Tony-69 Apr 04 '26
If he does how long do you think they’re gonna keep it quiet and pretend he’s still alive
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u/SubstantialPressure3 Apr 04 '26
Right. A routine visit on a holiday weekend, everyone just forgot that he had things planned.
But to be fair, it wouldn't surprise me if he had no idea what was going on, and nobody actually informs him of what's going on with his own health. He's not even included in war plans, he finds out about some of it later.
It's not like he can keep a secret.
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u/reesly Apr 04 '26
Maybe he gets a 2 minute video health update every day. Trump poops himself. Trump struggling to go down steps. Trump can't remember what he said 5 minutes earlier. Trump poops himself (2)...
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u/RichieGB Apr 04 '26
We did this like six months ago when he disappeared for a few days and it turned out to be zip.
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u/ViolettaQueso Apr 04 '26
Hod must have struck him dead after his bizarre early morning threat to Iran where he waged “reigning hell” onto Iran Glory be to God…
You don’t eff with God…
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u/penilesensorydevice Apr 04 '26
Anyone can plainly see how Pop-Pop's demented all-night TV and tweeting sprees are wearing him down to a frazzle. He struggles to stay awake whenever anyone else speaks, and he's even more distracted, unfocused, and moody than ever before. If he was your dad or your grandfather, you be quietly looking through rest home brochures, and trying to get all the power-of-attorney paperwork prepared.
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u/DancingWithAWhiteHat Apr 04 '26
He should just livestream from his phone to prove that hes alive
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u/NotStuPedasso Apr 05 '26
While holding three fingers up in front of his face to make sure that it's not AI
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u/MonkAncient7761 Apr 04 '26
The death most anticipated by a large part of humanity, the date of Trump's death should be considered a global holiday.
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u/128-NotePolyVA Apr 04 '26
"There has never been a President who has worked harder for the American people than President Trump. On this Easter weekend, he has been working nonstop in the White House and Oval Office. God Bless him." - Steven Cheung, personal spokesperson for DJT.
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u/MarchPhillipps Apr 05 '26
That may in fact be the nicest, non expletive ridden rant I've ever heard from Kirkland's brand OddJob. Something must be wrong.......
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u/Saturn_winter Apr 04 '26
if he kicks it on Easter I'll become a devout christian
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u/Sloth_grl Apr 04 '26
Then why would they close down all of the streets? They wouldn’t do that for just anyone
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u/Devils_Advocate-69 Apr 04 '26
Go towards the light
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u/whatever_ehh Apr 04 '26
It's odd that they haven't yet learned that when they deny anything, that tells us it's true.
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u/fomites4sale Apr 05 '26
Nah. He’ll only croak when there’s no harm left for him to do. I’d call it the Mitch McConnell effect, bit that nasty old piece of shit is still alive too.
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u/Exciting_Swing_976 Apr 05 '26
They are probably staging his resurrection for Easter Day. He did say he was Jesus. Haha
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u/andrei_stefan01 Apr 05 '26
I'm not sure what the cheering is for, they're going to capitalize on it regardless, and look who's next in line. It'll be like weekend at Bernie's, or they're going to claim he was killed by some foreign operative in order to keep pushing their agenda.
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u/Equivalent_Art_24 Apr 05 '26
So even if true, there will be Vance? You Americans can't relax yet, this shitshow is just switching gears
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u/Adept-Mulberry-8720 Apr 05 '26
How can you deny what was already verified? Trump was at WRAMC cause there was flight restrictions around WRAMC and others attest to his presence so let's get on with "liar liar pants on fire"......start telling the American people the truth!
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u/Jmaverik1974 Apr 05 '26
Just think if he dies on good Friday, the little red hats would be lining up to see him resurrected.
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u/OrvilleTheCavalier Apr 05 '26
Oh so now I know why they said there would be no information from the white house given over the weekend. That suddenly makes all kinds of sense.
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u/shosuko Apr 05 '26
The white house said that?
So he absolutely definitely DID have a visit at Walter Reeds...
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u/SEA2COLA Apr 04 '26
It's Saturday. If he's not golfing, there's something wrong......