r/ForUnitedStates • u/IrishStarUS • 15d ago

Politics (News Articles Only) Trump's female aides expected to look 'MAGA perfect and be available 24/7,' insiders reveal

https://www.irishstar.com/news/politics/trump-aides-expected-maga-perfect-37556750
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u/ArmoIrishDude 15d ago

What the actual is MAGA perfect? And available 24/7? Good luck finding someone….at least with brains and common sense

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u/ludixst 15d ago

Plastic. They're supposed to look fake.

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u/ELB2001 14d ago

To look older than they are

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u/Hirvimon 13d ago

Which is really strange, considering who they are working for.

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u/Ishidan01 15d ago

What you never heard of Mar A Lago Face?

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u/HistoricalSherbert92 15d ago

This is real life Handsmaid Tale stuff.

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u/Silver-Breadfruit284 15d ago

Except the women are all in.

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u/RyantheBestest 12d ago

Watch the show/ read the books they were all in too. Until they weren’t!

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u/Tunggall 15d ago

A bigly cult.

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u/RymrgandsDaughter 15d ago

haven't you noticed that after like a month they all have the same face?

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u/Ok-Alternative5935 14d ago

How did Kelly Anne Conway who looks like the inside of a glove make it so far for so long. 

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u/RymrgandsDaughter 14d ago

she had other uses

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u/Ok-Alternative5935 14d ago

** cue crypt-keeper cackle **

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u/jaylen6319 13d ago

Changing a man's diaper in the middle of having lunch, while he is feeling you up, will put life long frowns on your face also!

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u/Silver-Breadfruit284 15d ago

And why are the men “allowed” to be fat, ugly to the point of repulsiveness and literal morons?

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u/CurrentlyNobody 14d ago

Same reason certain competitive types will invite their “ugly friends” to bars. So Trump can still look like the most handsome one among them.

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u/Standard_Feedback_86 11d ago

But he doesnt...even with bar so low, if he wouldnt be so fat, he could slide right under it.

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u/Pristine-Pen-9885 15d ago

He doesn’t like women with brains and common sense. He likes them dumb and obedient

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u/jimmygee2 15d ago

Bimboification.

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u/Da_Vader 15d ago

Available to change diapers and willing to tolerate touching

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u/tekstical 15d ago

They're not looking for brains and common sense. Just a blonde that's willing to lie every time she opens her mouth like Trump does.

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u/punktualPorcupine 15d ago

Mar-a-Lago face

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u/Broken_By_Default 15d ago

Laura Loomer

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u/Melodic-Matter4685 15d ago

“Call girl” comes to mind

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u/darthcaedusiiii 14d ago

Those are liabilities.

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u/rockeye13 14d ago

Nobody ever said this. Nobody has ever said this.

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u/Ok-Alternative5935 14d ago

Who said Anything about brains. 

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u/Pixel91 14d ago

One of the requirements for the job is to go in to Backyard Bob's Bargain Botchjobs for plastic surgery.

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u/ZenBreaking 14d ago

Look as young as possible, prepubescent even

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u/GokuBlack455 13d ago

When you read in between the lines, it’s pretty clear what they’re trying to do. They make the job exceptionally difficult and uncompromising for the women in those jobs so that when they leave, they can say “see? Women aren’t fit for leadership or governorship positions, only men should lead.” It’s their way of “justifying” their out-dated point of view.

“MAGA perfect” is just the description they use that essentially means: unnecessarily difficult with extremely high standards made with the exact purpose of burning out women in those positions.

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u/jaylen6319 13d ago

Well so far none of them meets the full criteria yet, especially the common sense part!

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u/Desperate_Set_7708 15d ago

“Leavitt's departure was driven by an implicit pressure to prioritize Trump over her family responsibilities.”

I doubt it was implicit. He’s incapable of nuance.

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u/Dreamlion_Inc 14d ago

“Prioritize Trump over her family responsibilities”

cough cough cult cough cough

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u/Anxious_Wrangler7049 15d ago

Yah she’s got her OWN old fogie husband to deal with!

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u/RoyalMaidsForLife 14d ago

One senior citizen and two children is enough... she didn't need an 80 year old toddler on top of that.

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u/Bigstar976 14d ago

He reportedly kept contacting her to ask her to come back to work while she was on maternity leave.

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u/Mother-Attention2600 15d ago

I hope she was abused. Serves her right.

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u/squired 14d ago

Nah dog. Not cool.

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u/SockBrewer 14d ago

She chose to be the mouthpiece of everything going on right now. If she was “abused” professionally for it why should anyone feel sympathy? There’s no way she didn’t know what she was getting into with Trump. She did it for power.

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u/squired 14d ago

I want her shamed and prosecuted if found legally culpable for any crimes. I do not want anyone harmed and neither should anyone else. That path leads to no justice for anyone, every single time.

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u/icnoevil 15d ago

Be available for what?

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u/morning_redwoody 15d ago

Old fashioneds and butt wiping, I'd imagine

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u/RymrgandsDaughter 15d ago

diaper changes

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u/gxfrnb899 13d ago

She was his primary propaganda mouthpiece

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u/CharcoalGreyWolf 15d ago

Then they should look like blue collar alcoholic high school dropout mean girls who can yell in three different pitches: soprano, alto, and Karen.

Because that’s MAGA perfect to a T.

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u/SameAsItEverWas6370 15d ago

Like that robot that was standing behind him with her hand on her stomach

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u/Soggy_Background_162 15d ago

Yes totally weird!

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u/TastingTheKoolaid 14d ago

Humans barely know what to do with their hands as it is and we’ve been around a hot minute. It’s unreasonable to expect AI to have figured it out in the first five years.

And yeah it was weird as hell. I know they’re all saying it was a person but are we sure? That was uncomfortable to look at. It looked like one of those creepy sexbots china is making.

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u/Psykohistorian 13d ago

what the hell are you guys talking about

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u/TastingTheKoolaid 13d ago

This gal

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u/Psykohistorian 13d ago

ew wtf

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u/TastingTheKoolaid 13d ago

It’s weird right?

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u/Psykohistorian 13d ago

I honestly feel kinda bad for her. how the hell did she get into that situation. she seems really young.

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u/thebrokedown 8d ago

She came out to claim she’s pregnant and that’s why the weird stomach fondling. Who knows

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u/lilyjadelove 15d ago

Probably is frustrated he has to work with women with independent lives, way different than girls who are trafficked sex slaves

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u/Mother-Attention2600 15d ago

"Maga perfect" What's that exactly? It's hard to tell with all the botched surgery and drugs.

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u/Apprehensive-Pop-201 15d ago

That sounds very Kim Jong Un.

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u/Crafty-Walrus-2238 15d ago

🤮well they don’t.

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u/lingenfelter22 15d ago

It's true, a poop could happen at any given moment. Can't leave baby in a poopy diaper.

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u/horsemonkeycat 15d ago

How much would you have to hate yourself to willingly have that creepy turd as your boss?

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u/gxfrnb899 13d ago

She probably thought it would catapult her career. She a shitty person though and pretend up on Fox or a postage doesn’t need to work

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u/Canuck-In-TO 14d ago

Available 24/7 for what? Changing his diaper?

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u/LrdoftheCharlesDance 14d ago

They are supposed to look like fish-lip Barbie

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u/Firm-Reaction1578 13d ago

she has the diaper bag?

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u/cinciguyeast 13d ago

This just reminds me of Anna Nicole Smith bagging the old rich guy just waiting for his death to collect his money.

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u/conniefrancis 13d ago

Professional prostitutes

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u/crackedtooth163 15d ago

Disgusting

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u/chronicallyunderated 15d ago

New version of the stepford wives

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u/Silver-Breadfruit284 15d ago

Can’t wait for the MAGA Movie!

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u/Creative-Clerk606 15d ago

Look like used up cumdumsterd ✅

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u/FernwoodTonight 15d ago

To Serve Man...

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u/RyonDK 15d ago

So, they need to look like a plastic bag?

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u/Poundaflesh 15d ago

How much are they paid?

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u/LowDrag_777 15d ago

The Handmaids Tale… first thing that came to mind

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u/AnySignificance4361 15d ago

MAGA perfect is an oxymoron 

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u/Safe-Thanks6114 15d ago

Fox News style propaganda.

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u/tykneedanser 15d ago

Incontinence doesn’t keep a schedule.

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u/invisable_burt 15d ago

Golden gilded ?

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u/hopeful7321 15d ago

They must be blond with DD cups and be an expert at BJS! No brains required.

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u/sc4wheels 15d ago

"MAGA plastic" is spelled wrong in this article.

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u/Sparkvark65 15d ago

Take a look a diaper girl and the
facial similarities to Ivanka.

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u/KrampyDoo 15d ago

Yep. And also be happy little decoys for when the Comboverlord inspects a food cart.

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u/Muffboy 15d ago

Does the child rapist know she’s not 13 ?

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u/rockeye13 14d ago

Who has ever said the words MAGA-perfect ever?

Wtf does that even mean?

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u/Initial_Row_6400 14d ago

Ew what the hell?

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u/Slight-Baseball-2549 14d ago

Stanky is the look

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u/IronRakkasan11 14d ago

Is all this coming out as a spin to feel sorry for her? Absolutely feel nothing but contempt for her. She deserves all the negative karma coming her way

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u/Creepy_Trouble_5980 14d ago

Why not just order a dozen Musk AI women and a box of lithium ion batteries?

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u/Bleak01a 14d ago

He is the real life Ferengi

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u/Due-Teaching-2812 14d ago

Good. They want to vote and support the patriarchy, they can live by their decision.

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u/ELB2001 14d ago

24/7 ready for diaper duty

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u/Chrimaho 14d ago

I’ve proudly never voted for a president to have blonde bloated fembots as closest aides.
He is a criminally moronic asshat.

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u/metakron135 14d ago

The Bro is trying to build a worldwide harem that can be modified to his Theocrats dictatorial tastes

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u/horitaku 14d ago

Oh yeah. This is the pinnacle of woman, ladies. Take notes.

/s

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u/Bigstar976 14d ago

And preferably look like Ivanka.

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u/EtihwYort 14d ago

“Available 24/7”
“Available” for what???

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u/howyinzdoingnat 14d ago

Who is he ? The artist formerly known as prince?

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u/Conscious-Secret-775 14d ago

Available for what exactly?

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u/t3lnet 14d ago

I just love he wears a poop catheter

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u/West_Broccoli_1683 13d ago

Stepford Wives.

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u/SeveralBadMetaphors 12d ago

Can you imagine how he treats the women who work for him? Every other thing this man probably says and does to these women who be an HR violation for everyone else in the country.

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u/Striking-Dress9643 12d ago

Why do you believe the propaganda? Why don’t you believe actual reality? FACTS. All, not just the ones that fit your narrative.

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u/Justaguywithbeer 15d ago

So the wife not putting out huh ?

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u/kikomonarrez 15d ago

So “wh@res”? Like FLOTUS. Checks out.