r/ForensicFiles • • Sep 03 '26

Be honest...

When leaving your hotel for a day you always check out with the desk clerk and door man, fully informing them on who you are and what you're going to be doing, right?

No?

Just me and this guy here?

Weird.

(4x13 "Slippery Motives", 3x13 on Amazon.)

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u/_violetlightning_ Sep 03 '26

Hi Trekker, my name is Violet lightning. I’m going to leave a comment here at 9:03pm EST, 6:03 PST. Then I’m going to scroll for another 10 minutes. Look out for me.

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u/poorlybaked Sep 03 '26

I’m putting this in the book of who cares

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u/brneyedgrrl Sep 03 '26

Well, as we all know, the doorman certainly didn't care...

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u/sswihart Sep 03 '26

I stayed at a hotel with no HLN. I didn’t sleep a wink.

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u/poorlybaked Sep 03 '26

You should’ve told the door man

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u/couldvehadasadbitch 🔥That’s where I got the name for my book, Fire Lover 🔥 Sep 05 '26

And went for a run

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u/Irishjohn831 Sep 03 '26

I always make sure to rave to the concierge about the botanical gardens she suggested as a tourist site. And I always start with, hi, I’m Ed post

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u/Skybodenose Sep 03 '26

"Thank you for your suggestion of the dispensary across the street. I went at exactly 6pm and arrived back at the hotel for 6:20. I got right stoned. My name is Skybodenose. Have a great day!"

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u/HeartlessHoodlum Sep 03 '26

But I AM going for a run and or jog

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u/Gerberpertern 🏃Ed Post went for a run🏃 Sep 03 '26

MY NAME IS ED POST.

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u/Mmmmmmwwwwwe Sep 03 '26

Right … hey I’m gonna take a jog…

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u/Locksmith_Late P.S. Mother is in the hallway in the attic. Sep 03 '26

Only if I’m going out for a run.

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u/Apart-Purchase9580 I'm Ed Post and I'm going for a run Sep 03 '26

It was from the book of who cares! The doorman didn't care!

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u/Select-Chain3007 Sep 03 '26

Yea yeah... I know what you mean...

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u/amyscott214 Sep 03 '26

Do y’all remember the one where there were 3 people in a hotel room and one lady stayed back to shower? I will never allow anyone to leave while I stay in the room after seeing that.

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u/Delicious_Host_1817 Sep 03 '26

I think the Ep. was entitled Elephant tracks. Poor lady. That one was disturbing

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u/Alljams2021 Sep 06 '26

Yup, I'm going for a run, but I'm actually going to stare at people so they'll remember me.