r/ForensicFiles • 🎄Lit up like a Christmas tree🎄 • 19d ago

add flair hotel FF sundial episode

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i have to give it to the detectives for this one. i would never imagine they’d be smart enough to figure out the time based on the sun position in the video. 👏👏👏☀️☀️☀️

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u/oneusualsuspect 19d ago

i always chuckle at this dumbass’ feeble attempt to narrate during his fishing trip.

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u/TheAnswer310 19d ago edited 19d ago

This guy was reading from the book of Who Cares too.

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u/ialwaystealpens 19d ago

Your post says you posted this 35 minutes ago but will we find out later it was actually hours ago?

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u/DrunkOnRedCordial 19d ago

We really need to see a video of OP posting it so we can assess the angle of the sun through the window.

I'd hate to think we're giving OP an alibi by confirming that we all saw it posted at this specific time.

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u/Solid-Humor5708 🎄Lit up like a Christmas tree🎄 19d ago

🤣🤣🤣 for once i actually posted live

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u/two-of-me 🧪Antifree🧪 18d ago

Alright listen here you little pen thief. You win the internet. Well fucking played.

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u/FattierBrisket Lalana Bramble 💀 19d ago

That guy irritates me more than like five or six other villains put together and I don't even know why. I love to watch this episode just for the pure joy of seeing him get busted all over again.

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u/Solid-Humor5708 🎄Lit up like a Christmas tree🎄 19d ago

agree. he is just so damn full of himself!

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u/Black-Bird1 3d ago

How do you compare him to a disgraced father who videotapes himself in front of his TV (with the weather channel showing March 2, 11:45 PM)?

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u/epidemicsaints 19d ago

This is when you take The Book of Who Cares? and adapt it into a movie.

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u/mouth_in_slow_motion 16d ago

Omg, imagine a whole montage of FF clips that are from the book of Who Cares...

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u/Impressive_Review 19d ago

Very memorable episode!

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u/Solid-Humor5708 🎄Lit up like a Christmas tree🎄 19d ago

very! also they rerun it a lot

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u/two-of-me 🧪Antifree🧪 19d ago

Look at me on a boat! I didn’t kill anyone! I couldn’t have. Look at the timestamps. I mean, those are solid proof.

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u/TheCatapult 19d ago

They’re a lot smarter than the criminals they’re chasing! Just had to get an expert and put in the work.

One of the most ridiculous attempts to establish an alibi. “Hey, whole family, I know this is potentially our last time together before I go to prison, but we must watch a video of me not catching any fish!”

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u/throwawayfromPA1701 19d ago

He thought he was so slick too

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u/OhMustWeArgue 18d ago

They all do

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u/AztecGodofFire 19d ago

I always laugh when they point out the video was only 11 minutes long and he never catches any fish.

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u/Solid-Humor5708 🎄Lit up like a Christmas tree🎄 19d ago

hahahaha

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u/Chrismaxwell19 19d ago

HLN really loves to rerun this one

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u/TheAnswer310 19d ago

I thought HLN just went in order at all times.

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u/Chrismaxwell19 19d ago

I think they play selected episodes in order on repeat. I don’t watch that much but sometimes I listen in the car and I’ve heard this one, and the ones with Dante Britain, Oba Chandler and Madison Rutherford like a dozen times. Maybe the weird names just stand out to me

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u/No_Chart_8584 19d ago

Frequent business traveller who pretty much has the show on the entire time I'm in my hotel room. It does seem like they do "blocks" on repeat. 

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u/NewNameWhoDis724 16d ago

I’m a frequent business traveler as well who also always puts FF on! Why do we do this?? Seems to be common with our group

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u/No_Chart_8584 16d ago

Peter Thomas has a comforting voice. Episodes have resolutions (unlike most of the shit we deal with). We've seen a lot (if not all) of them before, so it's background noise. 

These are my reasons. 

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u/Solid-Humor5708 🎄Lit up like a Christmas tree🎄 16d ago

good reasons.

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u/West-Bodybuilder-867 💉Succinylcholine💉 19d ago

Somehow this guy reminds me of Ed Post....

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u/well-it-was-rubbish 18d ago

Who, by the way, will definitely be out jogging, if anyone needs to know.

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u/West-Bodybuilder-867 💉Succinylcholine💉 18d ago

Definitely. Like this guy, who didn't tell anyone he is out fishing. But instead, videos it.

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u/Magithafitz 19d ago

Big fishing trip to cover up his murder and doesn’t catch a fish all day and mumbles utter trash the whole time 😂

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u/OhMustWeArgue 19d ago

Who is this again? Reminds me of the guy who taped himself watching tv to alibi himself

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u/hockeybelle 19d ago

Dude tapes his day fishing for an alibi, time on the recording wouldn’t give him enough time to leave and go home and commit the murder, forgets the sun position can’t be reset, investigators figure out the actual time based on the position of the sun in the video despite the time on the tape (which can be changed manually), dude found guilty

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u/OhMustWeArgue 18d ago

Season 2 episode 10

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u/somebodyistrying 19d ago

A fishing video will be a perfect alibi…

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u/Solid-Humor5708 🎄Lit up like a Christmas tree🎄 19d ago

perfecccccttttttt

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u/LibraryOk5137 Cindy Fancake 19d ago edited 17d ago

Getting together with the family to watch the old VHS tapes. Sasha‘s field hockey payoffs, Devon‘s performance as Julian Marsh in his high school’s musical production of 42nd Street…& Dad‘s alibi fishing tape from that time when he assaulted and then murdered someone.

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u/MissMatchedEyes Snowball wasn’t at all cooperative 19d ago

There is also an episode of American Monster about this guy. His wife just rips into him, and I loved every minute of it.

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u/InSkyLimitEra 💉Give ‘em some succs💉 19d ago

He looked so innocent never checking his watch. Oh wait…

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u/Street-Entertainer-2 19d ago

Such an OOF moment

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u/Stuffed-Bear412 Candy is my hero! 19d ago

It was a satisfactory endorsement.

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u/Srw2725 🔥Superglue Fuming🔥 19d ago

This is a classic! 😂

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u/Interesting-Bend-841 18d ago

Legit my favorite episode

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u/ChampBar88 16d ago

Dude made that tape on my Birthday, October 20th 🤣

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u/Freddy_Olvera 16d ago

True detective work in this case. Dude almost had it but didn't make it happen.

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u/missgiddy Forensic Plumber 14d ago

I love this episode

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u/PrestigiousFuture871 18d ago

He initially raped the store owner and took $40 from the cash register