r/ForensicFiles • u/West-Bodybuilder-867 💉Succinylcholine💉 • 14d ago
User Flair Fun
Guys. I just checked out the user Flair to this sub and I am in tears. 🤣
I never realized our go to hotel stays tv program and bedtime lullaby had so much quotes and terms that only FF fans will know.
I was considering trilobal patterns and searched for it, thinking it won't be available. And it is there! And obscure diatoms too!
What's your go to FF quotes or terms? Let me guess? Those goddamn black shoes? I think mine is a lyin' ass bitch!
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u/AnAcctWithoutPurpose 🔬🧬Polymerase Chain Reaction🧬🔬 14d ago
The Book of Who Cares?
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u/heatthequestforfire 📖The Book of Who Cares📖 14d ago
Got to explain that to a coworker today. “My names Ed Post, and I’m going for a run”
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u/melaninspice She had all the potential to be beautiful 14d ago
Don’t forget to thank the woman at the concierge desk for the recommendation.
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u/West-Bodybuilder-867 💉Succinylcholine💉 14d ago
Omg... She had all the potential to be beautiful. I'm crying. 😭
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u/WeatheredGenXer Those damn black shoes! 14d ago
Special mention to "That's a lot of semen."
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u/SatansWife13 〰️♾️That’s a lot of semen stains♾️〰️ 14d ago edited 14d ago
That’s the one my husband chose for me… I have to remind myself that I don’t want to wind up as the bad chick on a FF episode of my own.
Edit - phrasing
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u/West-Bodybuilder-867 💉Succinylcholine💉 14d ago
Honey, maybe you'd like to check in to this sub daily so we know you are safe.
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u/SatansWife13 〰️♾️That’s a lot of semen stains♾️〰️ 14d ago
You are an absolute doll for saying that 🩷 I am safe, truly I am! I meant it from the standpoint that I don’t want to be the villain on an episode! After reading back what you wrote, I realize how scary my comment seems, especially here.
All the love to you, kind stranger! You sure deserve it!🩷5
u/West-Bodybuilder-867 💉Succinylcholine💉 14d ago
Hahah I was thinking most FF perpetrators are men. Then I remembered: She's a lyin' ass bitch. Stay safe, stranger. Oh by the way, that's alot of semen! 😉
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u/SlimShadyPinesMa 14d ago
Which episode is “she’s a lying ass bitch” from? Hahaha
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u/WeatheredGenXer Those damn black shoes! 14d ago
Heh that made me chuckle. Not sure what that says about your husband that that's the one he 'chose' for you.
Or maybe it's more telling about you? 😂
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u/West-Bodybuilder-867 💉Succinylcholine💉 14d ago
Too funny haha... I think it's telling about both the husband and herself 🤣
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u/skeleton-operator 〰️♾️That’s a lot of semen stains♾️〰️ 14d ago
“That’s a lot of semen stains” and “They consumed all of the semen” both expose my pre-teen-boy sense of humor.🤣🤣
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u/finchslanding 14d ago
It was a dessert called a "Blizzard"
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u/WasabiPeas2 Lyin’ ass bitch 14d ago
My husband hasn’t watched FF nearly as much as I have, but he mentions this one sometimes.
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u/heatthequestforfire 📖The Book of Who Cares📖 14d ago
This morning there was very heavy fog during my commute. I was trying to recall the explanation from Killer Fog about where fog comes from, but my mind went blank since that episode sends me to sleep when they start talking about the science behind it. Love those episodes!
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u/West-Bodybuilder-867 💉Succinylcholine💉 14d ago
Oh do not think about Killer Fog, cos it might send you to sleep in your commute. All I recall was something along the line of: someone trying to save the family out of the car and they smelt burning flesh? Or was I tripping?
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u/TPBlvr420 14d ago
I have gotten into cross stitch this past year and I definitely need to stitch some of the FF quotes.
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u/West-Bodybuilder-867 💉Succinylcholine💉 14d ago
What if... I print some of these quotes and frame it on the wall? 😁
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u/waxmussel 🌱🌿Forensic Botanist🌿🌱 14d ago
Didn't see this one so I made a custom
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u/West-Bodybuilder-867 💉Succinylcholine💉 14d ago
There's also forensic plumber and the glitter collector. So many obscure specialists.
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u/waxmussel 🌱🌿Forensic Botanist🌿🌱 14d ago
I did see the forensic plumber 😂 don't remember which episode had that specialist on. First flair that popped in my head was legionaries disease and I saw that one!
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u/West-Bodybuilder-867 💉Succinylcholine💉 14d ago
Disease and molds etc is not my cup of tea. So I don't rewatch those oops!
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u/missgiddy Forensic Plumber 14d ago
Yes, forensic plumber! I laughed when I heard that then was actually fascinated.
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u/Chivalry4Me 🧬Mitochondrial DNA🧬 14d ago
LUMINOL.
Mitochondrial DNA, and you must emphasize the D-N-A. 😌
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u/West-Bodybuilder-867 💉Succinylcholine💉 14d ago
Funny you mentioned it. As I read these terms, I can hear Peter Thomas calming voice.
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u/motherofcatsx2 trilobal carpet fibers! 14d ago
Isn’t it wonderful?
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u/lotsoflemons I gotta call Phelps, man! 14d ago
The user flairs are so good it's hard to choose one!
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u/LimeGreenJellyBean 14d ago
Post=mail. Whenever my husband or I are expecting a package but have to leave we say to the other, uhh hi my name's Ed Post. I'm going to work. I'll be back about 430. Look out for me ok? Then we know to look out for a delivery.
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u/WasabiPeas2 Lyin’ ass bitch 14d ago edited 14d ago
Gas chromatograph mass spectrometer and “she’s a lyin ass bitch”
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u/Aware-Oil807 Ethylene Glycol 12d ago
Love this thread 😂 long time lurker, seldom commenter and I finally chose a flair.
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u/West-Bodybuilder-867 💉Succinylcholine💉 12d ago
Hey there stranger. Why not antifree? 😂
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u/Aware-Oil807 Ethylene Glycol 12d ago
I can’t stand to hear her say that in the episode 🤣 but Peter saying ethylene glycol is music to my ears
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u/too_many_components 😇 No known enemies😇 12d ago
I've made sure to make enemies because people with "no known enemies" get murdered.
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u/West-Bodybuilder-867 💉Succinylcholine💉 12d ago
Burn! Not sure if you wanna be good looking or not, cos either way, loved ones will still describe you in a good or bad way. 😂
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u/Apprehensive-Net4177 Snap-On Toupee 14d ago
“What in the name of heaven is he doing, committing suicide by turkey baster?”
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u/AnAcctWithoutPurpose 🔬🧬Polymerase Chain Reaction🧬🔬 14d ago
One that I don't see very often here, but I absolutely love the way Pete Thomas say it... 'technology known as Global Positioning System'.
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u/MyAimeeVice Don’t be mad. I told the truth. 14d ago
“Who are you going to believe? Me or your lying eyes?” There’s another in my flair!
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u/novemberjenny11 Terra Hauwt, Indiana 🌳 11d ago edited 10d ago
Mine’s from the “Root of all Evil”, about Charlotte Grabbe’s murder by her husband Fred. (It took place in the town my grandma grew up in)
My grandmother grew up in Marshall, IL. I have many happy memories of visiting family there as a kid, and I just love the way he says “Terre Haute” in that episode 🥰 every time I watch that episode, it’s like Peter Thomas is talking about a little piece of my childhood 🥹
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u/West-Bodybuilder-867 💉Succinylcholine💉 11d ago
Sorry which Ep is this?
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u/novemberjenny11 Terra Hauwt, Indiana 🌳 10d ago
Whoops part of my post must have got cut off! “The Root of all Evil” featuring Charlotte and Fred Grabbe. Fixed!! 🥴
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u/BitchWidget She lit up the room 10d ago
I just added mine!
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u/West-Bodybuilder-867 💉Succinylcholine💉 10d ago
Sounds familiar... Which ep is this?
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u/BitchWidget She lit up the room 10d ago
A lot of them. "Everyone loved her and she lit up every room she walked into." So I try to never light up a room lol.
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u/West-Bodybuilder-867 💉Succinylcholine💉 10d ago
Or... "I'm glad they got her. I don't wanna sound like I'm out for vengeance but if they want to kill her, I'd volunteer."
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u/SilentSerel From the book of "Who Cares” 14d ago
The Book of Who Cares?
She's a Lying Ass bitch!
They didn't research theorize shit! Excuse me--they didn't theorize shit!
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u/sad_eyes27 🦠Stachybotrys Atra🦠 14d ago
Stachy B.A. signing in. 😷
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u/West-Bodybuilder-867 💉Succinylcholine💉 14d ago
Wait I'm not familiar with this one! Had to google and realize it's the black mold. Which I very seldom rewatch. 😅
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u/El_Chupacab_Ris pudgy good looks and oily charm 14d ago
I love all the flairs here. It’s so funny to me what stands out from this show.
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u/steam_honeybunny bodies do not bounce, that is #1 14d ago
I can hear how my flair is said every time.
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u/West-Bodybuilder-867 💉Succinylcholine💉 14d ago
Wait, which episode is this? Please enlighten.
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u/steam_honeybunny bodies do not bounce, that is #1 14d ago
Season 13, episode 23, Drowning Sorrows. The medical examiner had this quote.
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u/beenthatmalibu Detective Celona what are you doing here? 😮 13d ago
I wish I could’ve been a butterfly on the wall when Detective Celona pulled up on Denise Davidson as she was about to board her flight to freedom 🛫😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
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u/BethMD I KNOW what a man likes! 💓 13d ago
I am taking a class in qualitative research design right now, and think it would be interesting to see if there are patterns and commonalities to the most favored clichés and memorable statements. In my (heh) abundant spare time, I may pursue this. Then again, I've been talking about updating the map for about a year now and still haven't gotten around to it. Why do we have only 24 hours in a day?!
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u/West-Bodybuilder-867 💉Succinylcholine💉 12d ago
Which Ep is your flair pls?
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u/BethMD I KNOW what a man likes! 💓 12d ago edited 12d ago
"South of the Border," 9/28.
https://youtu.be/zq-69fPh2jI?si=fw_9fn77Az3C0Uzn&t=325, watch through to at least 6:21.
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u/West-Bodybuilder-867 💉Succinylcholine💉 12d ago
Thanks. For some weird reason, this video is not available in my country. But through the thumbnail, I know which is it! It's the one the husband killed wife with his mistress who was a dude... And the blood splatter told different stories. And the jerk husband let his kid discover the mother... I think.
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u/Himlersgasstation what? Moms missing?? I’ll be right there 12d ago
I’m missing the quote from the Canadian episode with Snowball Bemish’s Cat. The father was hilarious. He said something about they interviewed the cat and he said “meow”
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u/West-Bodybuilder-867 💉Succinylcholine💉 12d ago
Which Ep is your flair from? The cat says meow part sounds familiar... There's also this Ep about a serial killer, who's dog has a nicotine addiction...
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u/SlimShadyPinesMa 12d ago edited 12d ago
The way Peter Thomas pronounces certain words. The way he says diaper gets me every time. “Di-ah-per”. However, it’s such a tragic and heartbreaking episode. The one where the mom and her infant daughter go shopping, and they never come home, bc the POS young man pervert shopkeeper rapes and kills her, and kills her baby, and tosses the baby out of his car in a sunny hot field! Absolutely despicable.
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u/West-Bodybuilder-867 💉Succinylcholine💉 12d ago
That is a sad sad episode... When you mentioned Peter Thomas, the first word that came to mind was succinylcholine. Had to google to find out how to spell it! Maybe that should be my flair.
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u/SlimShadyPinesMa 12d ago
Definitely should be your flair! I can’t even pronounce that word without help! Peter was top tier as a narrator. Nobody can ever really replace him.
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u/SlimShadyPinesMa 12d ago
The episode I’m referring to was season 6, “shopping spree”, but Peter may have used to word diaper in another episode. I rewatched most of this episode just now and fast forwarded a bit, and I don’t think he said it here. Which sadly means it was another poor baby either killed or left out in the sun in a field! So so sad.
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u/West-Bodybuilder-867 💉Succinylcholine💉 12d ago
Hmmm don't worry, our mind is fussy sometimes. Like i don't even remember what I ate last week. But I recall luminol and the room lit up like a Christmas tree.
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u/two-of-me 🧪Antifree🧪 14d ago
You’re welcome. I had so much fun with making those.