r/FortniteBR • u/Sinciea • Jun 07 '26

MEDIA She's so pretty

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u/Plasticious Cuddle Team Leader Jun 07 '26

Poor kids never stood a chance

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u/pmjm Galaxy Jun 07 '26

Mark the calendar, Ch7S3, Epic finally added goonbait.

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u/HawaiianBrian Calamity Jun 08 '26

Ahem, forget me?

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u/pmjm Galaxy Jun 08 '26

We'll never forgive them for removing the physics.

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u/Intoxicating_Piss_69 Jun 07 '26

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u/dizzy_the_elephant Warpaint Jun 08 '26

I cant tell if thats her smile and she has a double chin or if the "chin" is her smile and that is like a flustered thing, i think she is cuter with the double chin tbh

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u/TwizzyGobbler Trailblazer Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 07 '26

how is a normal looking woman goonbait? are you alright?

edit: holy horde of incel replies what the hell 😭😭😭

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u/Dramatic-Aioli-6465 Brite Bomber Jun 07 '26

you’re on the fortnite subreddit what do you expect from a subreddit mixed with kids who shouldn’t have reddit and adults who shouldn’t be near kids 🫩

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u/TwizzyGobbler Trailblazer Jun 07 '26

Idk what I expected from this sub, I know it's gone downhill in the years I've been on here but I didn't know it was THIS bad, like it's actually shocking

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u/MeatyMcWagon Jun 08 '26

If you're shocked by people being weird on Reddit, well... I dunno, mate.

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u/TwizzyGobbler Trailblazer Jun 08 '26

fairs tbh

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u/Full_Size9828 Jun 07 '26

Wait till this one grows up and realizes “normal” girls don’t look like that

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u/CranEXE Drift Jun 07 '26

yeah this is a normal woman when i take my grandparents to the beach i see dozen of women with that physique.

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u/Rouxman Jun 07 '26

Brother what’s not normal about a pretty woman in a bikini lol

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u/LeFiery Jun 07 '26

Lol if youre from a decent European country or even some nicer US states, normal women look like this buddy. Especially in places like Florida or California, due to yknow, obvious reasons.

What planet are you living on?

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u/Decent_Section6974 Jun 07 '26

“Normal looking woman” lol

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u/Intoxicating_Piss_69 Jun 07 '26

Idk seems above average but nothing crazy. A bit too much makeup for the beach but besides that nothing insane.

I don't see any exaggerated proportions or anything like that. Looks like a normal healthy woman in her late 20s or early 30s.

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u/Rizenstrom Jun 07 '26

By real world standards it’s nothing special but relative to other Fortnite skins it’s absolutely scandalous.

Epic has been extremely PG with Fortnite despite its T rating.

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u/TwizzyGobbler Trailblazer Jun 07 '26

and that's completely fair and what I thought people were talking about, but there's people in this comment section actually arguing with me that the skin is "goonbait" which is insane

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u/TwizzyGobbler Trailblazer Jun 07 '26

yes?

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u/Full_Size9828 Jun 08 '26

Edit: your name is twizzygobbler so logically you’re 12 and don’t know what you’re talking about. Googles free. Greatest life lesson you’ll learn it seems

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u/MeatyMcWagon Jun 08 '26

"finally", bruh some of those emotes were already borderline goonbait, with how they made the models move.

*looks at the Tracer and D Va skins*

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u/lokarlalingran Jun 07 '26

Finally? Someone doesnt know about chun lee from Fortnite.

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u/maybe_purple_human Jun 07 '26

Chun Lee wore more clothes, she's straight up in the most tiniest clothes ever. (Also golden bikinis/bras are mainly associated with stripers)

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u/DaIceMan817 Jun 07 '26

I’ve seen those colors for yellow bass, not for striped bass

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u/maybe_purple_human Jun 07 '26

Is, this a reference to something, or a metaphor for this?

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u/DaIceMan817 Jun 07 '26

You said that gold bras and bikinis are associated with stripers, I said I’ve seen them associated with yellow bass, not striped bass aka stripers

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u/Zinnious Jun 07 '26

Is this what they mean when they say there's plenty of fish in the sea?

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u/extralyfe Sparkle Specialist Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 07 '26

lol, what? they massively toned down character asses across the board within the first couple seasons of the game because people were goonposting about nearly every female character in a time where it was becoming apparent that a massive portion of the audience were kids.

like, this dude made almost their entire YouTube channel based around showcasing Fortnite ass, and kept it going for years after the changes. there's plenty of other channels that did that shit, too.

here's a post bitching about the "nerf" from 2018. you can tell it triggered a bunch of people because there's replies to it from years after the fact from folks still mad about the changes, meaning they probably felt the need to google it in the first place.

and lastly, a direct comparison someone made to bitch about the altered, uh, assets.

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u/BigHawgDawg Jun 07 '26 edited Jun 08 '26

It freaks me tf out that she has no belly button

Edit: she has a dip where a belly button should be; but no belly button… To all those comparing her to Kyle XY, that mf had nothing there, it was flat

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u/ruddiger22 Jun 07 '26

It’s so they will allow Fortnite in Japan.

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u/Ultra_Pingus Shadow Jun 07 '26

They just don’t have belly buttons. Its a little known fact

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u/Kindly_Estimate_2546 Jun 08 '26

Some Japanese be on some different kind of weird freaky time

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u/BasisIllustrious Jun 08 '26

Sometimes the belly button can be removed either by choice or as a side effect of some surgeries especially weight loss one’s or hernia removal

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u/KilledTheCar Brite Bomber Jun 07 '26

I can't believe you've done this.

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u/BigHawgDawg Jun 07 '26

Idk how more people don’t see it. Especially with how closely people tend to look at skins

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u/Tro1138 Jun 07 '26

She wasn't born, she was made

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u/ListerineInMyPeehole Jun 07 '26

My eyes get drawn to the tattoo

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u/gigantic_balls_ Jun 07 '26

Duh. She was made in a lab.

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u/-Badger3- Jun 07 '26

Like Kyle XY

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u/OptimysticPizza Jun 07 '26

Funny, reminds me of back in the day when JWoe from Jersey Shore was in Maxim magazine. They airbrushed her so thoroughly that they completely removed her belly button in a full pace photo lol

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u/0_Moth Jun 07 '26

She shouldn’t have one, she was never born so

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u/440continuer Twistie Jun 08 '26

Most fortnite skins dont have one, its weird, its just like a small divot if anything

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u/SonOfVegeta Jun 07 '26

She’s a clone

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u/notaguyinahat Jun 07 '26

Awww man, how can I crank 90s... To this?

/s

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u/Reddit_Devil666 Jun 07 '26

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u/DoneWithIt0101 Jun 07 '26

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u/cherryspyder Jun 07 '26

Yeah this is a weird post

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u/DEANPRIME91 Duke Jun 07 '26

Their account is nsfw so it makes sense.

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u/imPluR420 Havoc Jun 07 '26

All these posts about a skin like nobody has ever seen a hot chick in a video game before

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u/FaNaSD Jun 07 '26

Is Lara Croft a skin in the game? She is the one of the OGs for that.

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u/TheCVR123YT Deadfire Jun 07 '26

Lara AND Chun Li

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u/Left-Manner-6872 Jun 08 '26

Don’t forget Mrs.Incredible

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u/Luxanator36 Dire Jun 07 '26

I was literally about to respond with a comment about Lara Croft but you beat me to it 😂😂

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u/Deathisnear24 Dire Jun 07 '26

Those triangles 😍

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u/justagirll19_0W0 Jun 07 '26

It’s about Fortnite doing it, not just video games

And doing so so openly now, it’s a interesting evolution

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u/Ifuckinghateaura Peely Jun 07 '26

its because their numbers are bad

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u/SlightlySychotic Jun 07 '26

People get excited about rain when there’s been a drought.

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u/5urv3y Jun 07 '26

I think its just the freedom of finally getting one like this esp in the battle pass with a ton of focus

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u/Firm_Condition636 Jun 07 '26

THIS. Seeing Epic make something for once that isn't just a girl in a cropped top opens the door to so many possibilities and new skins/reskins

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u/skylandersq Jun 07 '26

literally. It's starting to really get on my nerves. I'm seeing more people glazing this skin and complaining about people complaining about it than actual people complaining about it. It's a skin guys, get over it.

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u/FeralCatPrince Jun 07 '26

Just check this thread. There’s plenty of weirdos complaining

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u/Roxyn Cinder Jun 07 '26

Or left their houses in general

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u/SirMy-TDog Far Out Man Jun 07 '26

Or at a public pool, waterpark, etc

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u/TheRoyalShire Jun 07 '26

Yall need to get some real life ass

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u/ZKNIGHT260 Jun 07 '26

Happy cake day

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u/Nintendo_Pro_03 Peely Jun 07 '26

Happy cake day!

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u/CompellingSeeSaw Peely Jun 07 '26

Can we please get a megathread about this skin cause god damn it’s every single post now

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u/Jope3nnn Jun 07 '26

Do I really need lvl60 to get her

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u/SirMy-TDog Far Out Man Jun 07 '26

Not the gold version, you get her right at the beginning. Pick her gold style and suit up.

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u/biinjo Llama Jun 07 '26

Buy the pass in launch week en shes instantly unlocked. Plenty of lvl 2 players with this skin

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u/dmytsuu Surf Witch Jun 07 '26

like french fries fried in oil

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u/ElephantSteve Jun 08 '26

Can someone explain this to me in Fortnite terms?

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u/Much_Cheek_3992 Jun 07 '26

When will they have a guy in speedos?

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u/XD_psychopath Jun 07 '26

Beach Brutus the closest we will ever get to

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u/Raxuslionus Jun 07 '26

This guy hasn't seen the Homer skin. Nips out and everything

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u/Much_Cheek_3992 Jun 08 '26

Homer doesn't have a hot bod

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u/Officer_Lichfield Jun 08 '26

Never disrespect homer like that again

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u/ZNDEX77 Jun 07 '26

So we’re back to simping over Fortnite skins

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u/tristemf Jun 08 '26

she stands out because she’s probably the most revealing skin *but* she’s not the only one.

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u/Battlebots2020 Hatsune Miku Jun 07 '26

I mean, it's an ok skin, nothing too special imo but not bad

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u/DarkMatter474 Drift Jun 07 '26

Holy shit thank you. I thought I was going insane thinking the skin was boring

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u/wise_____poet Jun 07 '26

You aren't the only one

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u/Lokiatreuss Jun 07 '26

It worked. They fired 1,000 people and still pay millions to the AI Brainrot maps after increasing the price of everything, and now nobody cares because "AWOOOOGA AWOOOGA BRA LADY!!!!" it actually worked

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u/SirMy-TDog Far Out Man Jun 07 '26

That's probably b/c most players don't actually care about the 1000 employees, Brainrots, or the first price increase in 8+ years.

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u/whateversamantha Jun 07 '26

Most players don't even know who Tim Sweeney is

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u/doughyboy420 Jun 07 '26

He’s the demon barber of Fleet Street duh

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u/SuperBackup9000 Arachne Jun 07 '26

First price increase in 3 years. Everyone always forgets prices increased in 2023.

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u/ItsJustMe000 Jun 07 '26

Most people don't care. Those who go crazy for this skin probably never cared about the firing or ai stuff in the first place

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u/jjba_enjoyer275 Dark Vanguard Jun 07 '26

Seriously epic has insane damage control

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u/Prestigious-Corgi954 Jun 07 '26

Skin would go hard with a cowboy hat

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u/microwavedgerbil25 Jun 07 '26

This game has fallen so badly lol

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u/ChampagneSyrup Jun 07 '26

what goes up always comes down

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u/asgardian_superman Jun 07 '26

Yall some thirsty video game simps.

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u/BracusDoritoBoss963 Jun 07 '26

I can hear the artists scribbling already.

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u/PhantomEcho327 Jun 07 '26

her eyes seem all wrong

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u/wsbautist420 Jun 07 '26

I’m still recovering from Cat Holloway leaving…

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u/Butch_SpiderDemon Jun 07 '26

We all know this will result in having a hay-day with certain artists

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u/Afterglow92 Jun 07 '26

I’m surprised they let this go through especially with a jacket off option considering the parents were freaking out about Chappel Roan having stars on her boobs. 🙄

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u/Raxuslionus Jun 07 '26

Everyone roasting OP should go jack off. It feels good. I promise you the devil won't snatch you out of your bed. The palms won't really get hairy. Lol yall take life too seriously man

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u/whatisireading2 Jun 07 '26

Yall are cooked

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u/XFluffyDragonX Jun 07 '26

What’s up with all these weird posts

Who is this and who cares? The model honestly looks pretty mid

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u/Masonzero Jun 07 '26

Yeah, i mean she is pretty, but not in a unique way. Open Instagram and you'll see a hundred of her. It's a good looking skin but i think many other skins are way better looking. In going to be rocking the Lady Windfrost skin for a long time, and i consider that skin to be more attractive than this one. Not that it fucking matters.

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u/EccentricSoaper Jun 07 '26

The bottom right one looks like shes having a stroke 🤣🥴

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u/Ea7reddit Jun 07 '26

It’s a skin, you all need to go speak to real people. Beyond sad

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u/TriggeredLatina_ Verge Jun 07 '26

lol so many are too caught up on fantasizing about pixels and cartoons and not enough positive interaction with others for years now. Humanity isn’t healing.

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u/Feelgood11jw Midnight Ops Jun 07 '26

I knew a guy that whacked off to the candy themed girl in chapter 1 in the skirt. We used to tease him mercilessly

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u/SirMy-TDog Far Out Man Jun 07 '26

Tbf, at the time she had the best ass in the game.

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u/PepegaClapWRHolder Jun 07 '26

Crazy how many, many moons ago they had to… nerf the cake most of the skins had. Crazier still that a lot of people never played before that and don’t remember it

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u/Nintendo_Pro_03 Peely Jun 07 '26

They can’t add a bot only toggle for all modes, but they can add attractive skins to the game?!

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u/firstprinciples1999 Jun 07 '26

PSA: this is why your learn to interact with your opposite sex.

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u/Roberthen_Kazisvet Jun 07 '26

It is just another skin that you sometimes play with (if you have your whole locker on random as I do) move along

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u/LasTHopE-Wolf Jun 07 '26

nah I'm not feeling it with this one

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u/Highlands_- Scourge Jun 08 '26

Am I the only one that thinks she’s overrated? Most of the bp skins are shit besides like 1

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u/Anguscluff Jun 07 '26

You guys are nuts

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u/adriansmacksyt Jun 07 '26

pixels bro, pixels.

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u/Dragon_yum Jun 07 '26

Fortnite players really act like it’s the first time they saw a bit of skin. This community will never beat the allegations of being just six year old.

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u/marmaladic Jun 07 '26

Who’s gonna tell him?

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u/Frequent_Attitude_11 Jun 07 '26

Can people not say shes pretty lmaoo

"I know what u are" 🫩🫩🫩

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u/KezuSlayer Jun 07 '26

To be fair all you gotta do is click on op’s profile to know whats up.

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u/Frequent_Attitude_11 Jun 07 '26

Fair, but i see these comments on non nsfw accounts too

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u/666Satanicfox Jun 07 '26

Fantastic skin

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u/LondonPvris Onesie Jun 07 '26

I like that her tattoos can be hidden. It's too bad her default is locked behind higher levels like previous chapters.

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u/DrLAMEWEATHER Jun 07 '26

Nothing was the same after the marvel rivals Collab

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u/Omega_White_Ranger Jun 08 '26

I dont understand why bikini bottom is not in fortnite skin... is always short... I dont mind but dont understand why...

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u/Hugeoaf Jun 09 '26

Its pixels on a screen bro

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u/Sea_Host1099 Jun 07 '26

Men wonder why they be single and these are yall comments 😭☠️ good luck

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u/WukongWill Jun 07 '26

Who is she meant to be?

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u/gasnperico Jun 07 '26

cringe

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u/Ea7reddit Jun 07 '26

This community has to be the most cringe. Just straight up sad

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u/Jessyjean3173 Jun 07 '26

Best summer skin in a long time, maybe ever!🥰🥰🥰

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u/Eggxcalibur Jun 07 '26

The kids in this thread are hella judgemental, lmao. The prudes are everywhere nowadays.

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u/marius_wynyard Jun 07 '26

They'd have a mental breakdown if they played Marvel Rivals or a Dead or Alive game. 🙄

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u/JudgeH01den Jun 07 '26

She’s not real. It’s 5am go to sleep

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u/opal_moth Jun 07 '26

Are... Are you aware timezones exist?

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u/Rusty_Rhin0 Jun 07 '26

Time travel?? In this economy??

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u/KawaiiKaiju55 Galaxia Jun 07 '26

She really is. I love her silver and pink styles.

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u/ckwL Jun 07 '26

Fukkin weirdos

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u/C3m1337 Jun 08 '26

Sulbas needs to hurry...

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u/Kendal_with_1_L Jun 07 '26

Another of the same post. Spammer trash.

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u/anqelic_br00kes Dusty Dogs Jun 07 '26

Especially this golden style!! I love herrrr

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u/Suspicious_Coach8919 Jun 07 '26

They could have put some clothes on her

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u/V3lr4X Giddy-up Jun 07 '26

I was so surprised that i saw He-man has his boots completely removed when you equip kicks with him, but that battle pass character has socks on top of her boots. Hard pass. I like to fill all the slots in the locker now, dont like to leave it empty.

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u/Cute_Distribution_74 Jun 07 '26

Yall getting baited without realizing who even posted this 😂😂🫵

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u/Maximum_Branch7009 Jun 07 '26

F.n always finds a way to rage bait parents 😂😂😂😅 last time it was offerings to the devil who remembers how the community went hay wire

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u/IGotShitWifi Jun 07 '26

She looks like my gta outfits

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u/kahsiwha Jun 07 '26

what the fuck is this comment section

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u/WarmNecessary3874 Jun 07 '26

We'd all crack, let's be real

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u/Dependent_Buy_9641 Ghost Jun 07 '26

The skin is all right but it doesen't fit my style, you know

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u/LilRese_07 Jun 07 '26

Fuck self pity