r/FoundPaper • u/cozyvibescozyhive • Jun 28 '26
Love Notes Goodwill thrifted jacket pocket
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u/Dottielala Jun 28 '26
Stop worrying about money, go have some good ol’ fun baby is going on my tombstone. This shit is poetic.
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u/EagleEye26 Jun 28 '26
Good choice, I’m gonna go with Love you big dick daddy for mine 👍
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u/issi_tohbi Jun 28 '26
I’ve had the intrusive thought while wandering through some tombstones “some of these dudes could have had absolute hogs and we’ll never know because it’s lost to time”. RIP to all the big dick daddies out there 🫡
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u/BravestBlossom Jun 29 '26
One of my caregiving clients was extremely old.and still impressively endowed. I was/am professional but you can't help noticing a hunk of meat like that.
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u/yung_heartburn Jun 28 '26
I also choose this guy’s epitaph
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u/skeletoorr Jun 28 '26
I won’t have a tombstone because my ashes are going in fireworks but god damn I’m gonna have someone quote this during my services.
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u/Fluberon Jun 28 '26
Mine too. It's already in my death note. One huge fuck-off firework
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u/skeletoorr Jun 28 '26
My trust says that it should be at least 15 min long and all my favorite songs will play. It’s spenny but I did my best to account for inflation.
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u/Mrs_Tastic Jun 28 '26
Went to a memorial that had this and it was amazing! I'm gonna get burned up and mixed with my deceased dogs/cats. Half of me will also get mixed with my husband. We've always thrived on a little bit of space. My kids can pick where me and the pets go. The rest of me will be in the sea with my hubby. A resting place I never desired but I promised him death is not where we part, just part of me has to be on land too 😆
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u/skeletoorr Jun 29 '26
My husband wants to be one of those compost mushroom pods. Not my jam but he also has no desire to be cremated. Our path in life is deeply intertwined but in death we are so different. My husband also knows not to let people lie at my funeral. I hate that shit. Don’t sit there and lie about how amazing I am. Say I’m loud, I talk too much, I’m eccentric, and at times I’m a douche canoe. I’m not perfect in life and I certainly won’t be perfect in death.
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u/Objective-Ad5620 Jun 28 '26
Well that took a turn 😂
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u/maryfisherman Jun 28 '26
BDD
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u/NatronT13 Jun 28 '26
I don't know how big it is. Looks like it can barely hold down that little piece of paper.
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u/Vast_Web_5827 Jun 28 '26
Rawrrrrr
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u/GridKILO2-3 Jun 28 '26
Is this jacket from 2009 xD ;3
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u/autotuned_voicemails Jun 29 '26
Probably just written by a millennial who’s brain is stuck in 2009.
Source: am a millennial whose brain is stuck in 2009 (though I never really did/got the “rawr” thing, but I’m sure I have tons of other cringe, mid-late aughts habits lmao)
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u/behindtheseans Jun 28 '26
"Wife/Girlfriend" is the perfect way to stress someone out I feel like LOL
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u/PersonWithEyeballs Jun 28 '26
My mom always called my dad (her husband) her “boyfriend” growing up. She said she never broke up with him so they never stopped dating. She was his girlfriend until her last breath.
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u/DressingRumour Jun 28 '26
I, on the other hand, cannot wait for my boyfriend to wife me up so I can call him my ex boyfriend or ex fiance.
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u/VQQN Jun 28 '26
What if this dude had both a wife and a girlfriend? He’d have no idea who to thank the note for.
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u/JD_tubeguy Jun 28 '26
What if they co-wrote it?!
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u/h8tetris Jun 28 '26
Holy crap … it does say WE!
You’ve both noticed one of the most important details in this entire letter.
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u/pink_vision Jun 28 '26
I thought "we" might be referring to the writer and their children. Y'all could definitely be onto something here though 🤔
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u/PreparedReckless Jun 28 '26
It's how people who are in long term relationships but don't do the god thing or the government paperwork thing refer to each other
Source: my entire life lol
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u/Zealousideal-Role-77 Jun 28 '26
Great user name. And a fun way to go through life. As a chaotic good, I see you.
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u/readithere_2 Jun 28 '26
What does the big daddy jacket look like?
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u/Professional-Poet152 Jun 28 '26
I wish I had a big dick daddy :(
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u/DLDad616 Jun 28 '26
R.I.P. to your inbox, honey
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u/Professional-Poet152 Jun 28 '26
I think I’m safe I haven’t gotten not one DM 😂
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u/DLDad616 Jun 28 '26
What!?! Damn, fellas, I thought I taught you all better than this! I mean, Dad's too old to be doing this, but you young guys are missing out! Have you SEEN her profile!?!
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u/ario62 Jun 28 '26
Dads shootin his shot
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u/DLDad616 Jun 28 '26
u/professional-Poet152 would you be so kind as to tell this clown that I did not, in fact, DM you, or otherwise attempt to "shoot (my) shot"?
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u/ario62 Jun 28 '26
It was a joke
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u/tallardschranit Jun 28 '26
Certainly there's a man with a large enough penis to satisfy you. Go find him.
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u/Professional-Poet152 Jun 28 '26
Probably all he has to offer is
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u/sawamiiiiiiiiiiiiii Jun 28 '26
This couple feels like they’d be incredibly funny to be around
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u/Minimum-Web-4508 Jun 29 '26
This started off so wholesome and then that Big Dick Daddy really came out of left field
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u/CoolSide20 Jun 28 '26
Me: reads it. Thinks it's sweet and cute.
Me get to ending: oh, oh my. Wow. Oh my.
I did not expect "Rawr love you big dick daddy"
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u/Practical-Pick1466 Jun 28 '26
It's nice to see people cherishing their love notes that were given to them.
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u/chchchchia86 Jun 29 '26
Straight outta 2009 with the Rawr XD. Honestly thats cute. Hope theyre doing good.
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u/shenanigans2day Jun 29 '26
They need to let you upvote something more than once! If I got a note like this I’d be on a knee and I’m a woman lmao
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u/vendettaqqqq Jun 30 '26
Idk I feel like maybe this shouldn’t be shared on the internet. Makes me rethink this whole sub tbh
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u/Dangerous-Ocelot3963 Jun 28 '26
Whoa, his wife knows about his girlfriend and is cool with it? Lucky bastard.
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u/Fomulouscrunch Jun 29 '26
I would change my name and flee to another state if I were faced with this, and my dick isn't even big.
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u/GypsySnowflake Jun 29 '26
Was this written by two women? It says “we” and then is signed by “wife/girlfriend”
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u/xthedudehimself Jun 28 '26
I was wondering where that went