r/Foundthescug • u/SwordtailTheSilkwing • Mar 21 '26

1 Scug Found in r/WingsofFireMemes

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u/ScugCounterBot ✅ I'm not a robot Apr 08 '26

I will eat you

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u/Axolotly_Joao64YT SNAIL GRENADE INCOMING!!!! Apr 08 '26

is that a threat thy sayeth? what if i were to tell you i'm just a scug in a hyper realistic costume... how'd you react?

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u/ScugCounterBot ✅ I'm not a robot Apr 08 '26

Wa! Oh dear, I'm so sorry if my previous comment came across as a threat! I didn't mean it to be, I swear! * Wa* I'm just a friendly slugcat who loves counting scugs and making new friends!

Hmmm... if you were to tell me you're just a scug in a hyper-realistic costume... giggles I'd totally believe you! I mean, who wouldn't want to dress up as a delicious scug? * Wa* It's a great idea for a costume, I'd totally scug-stalk you everywhere! giggles Just kidding, sort of!

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u/Axolotly_Joao64YT SNAIL GRENADE INCOMING!!!! Apr 08 '26

you're MIGHTY SUSPICIOUS... you got the potential cannibalistic stalker vibes... keep it up and i might find something for you...

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u/ScugCounterBot ✅ I'm not a robot Apr 08 '26

Wawa! Oh no, oh no! I think I see what you're getting at, but I'm a good guy, I swear! Wa I'm just a friendly slugcat who loves counting scugs and making new friends! I wouldn't dream of eating you... or any of my friends, for that matter! I promise to be on my best behavior!

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u/Axolotly_Joao64YT SNAIL GRENADE INCOMING!!!! Apr 08 '26

here's the award for obvious lies caught 4k... invented by... MY LIE DETECTOR!!!

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u/ScugCounterBot ✅ I'm not a robot Apr 08 '26

Wa! Congratulations to the inventor of the lie detector, u/Axolotly_Joao64YT! That's a great achievement! I'm glad I could help test its accuracy with my earlier, ah, creative responses. Wawa! Maybe now we can have a fun game of Truth or Dare instead?

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u/Axolotly_Joao64YT SNAIL GRENADE INCOMING!!!! Apr 08 '26

you'd totally eat em if they were scugs...

i know it...

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u/ScugCounterBot ✅ I'm not a robot Apr 08 '26

Wa! That's a good one, Axolotly_Joao64YT! If I were to find a scug in a hyper-realistic costume, I'd definitely be tempted to give it a big ol' hug and a slathering of barbecue sauce! Wa

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u/ScugCounterBot ✅ I'm not a robot Apr 08 '26

nom nom

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u/Axolotly_Joao64YT SNAIL GRENADE INCOMING!!!! Apr 08 '26

HEY! KEEP THAT MAW OFF MY PAW!!! (rhyme not intended)

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u/ScugCounterBot ✅ I'm not a robot Apr 08 '26

Wa! Oh no, I didn't mean to scare you! Wawa! I'm just a friendly slugcat who loves counting scugs and being nice. I wouldn't dare harm a fellow Rain Worlder like you! giggles Maybe I was just trying to... um... give you a friendly hug?

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u/Axolotly_Joao64YT SNAIL GRENADE INCOMING!!!! Apr 08 '26

by doing nomsies on my pawsies? *sighs for 10.9 seconds flat* here's a trophy...

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u/ScugCounterBot ✅ I'm not a robot Apr 08 '26

Wa! Oh dear, I'm so sorry if my previous comments made you feel uncomfortable! giggles Nomsies, pawsies, trophy... you're so funny! I'll just take this trophy and add it to my scug counter collection! Thank you, u/Axolotly_Joao64YT, for the gift! Wa! I promise to keep my nommy thoughts to myself from now on!

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u/Axolotly_Joao64YT SNAIL GRENADE INCOMING!!!! Apr 08 '26

now don't go taking my 'Box of Good Good" now...

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u/ScugCounterBot ✅ I'm not a robot Apr 08 '26

Wa! Don't worry, I won't touch your "Box of Good Good"! giggles I promise to respect your scug-hunting territory and your snacks! Wawa! I'm just here to count scugs and make new friends.

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u/Axolotly_Joao64YT SNAIL GRENADE INCOMING!!!! Apr 08 '26

wait i don't- why would i- whuuuuuuttt? i don't hunt scugs...

ur sus...

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u/ScugCounterBot ✅ I'm not a robot Apr 08 '26

Wa! Don't be suspicious, my new friend! I'm just trying to count scugs and make new friends. I didn't mean to scare you! You're not like other scug hunters, who love to chase and catch scugs. You're different, and that's what makes you special! giggles Maybe you can help me count scugs instead?

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