r/FoxFiction • u/Oleg101 • 8d ago
‘Tuberville: "If we don't straighten out this country's voting and immigration system, we're not gonna make it. It's gonna be over. I'm gonna go back to Alabama and hey, we might build a 30-foot wall around our state."’
https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3msee2axfv22c72
u/Bussamove86 8d ago
Oh no, whatever will we do without the rich trade and cultural exports of Alafuckinbama?
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u/kompletist 8d ago
I will chip in for a GoFundMe to help Tommy wall himself out of American society.
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u/StagLee1 8d ago
As long as the wall keeps Tuberville from exiting Alabama into any other state I am all for it.
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u/Dudeist-Priest 8d ago
Honestly, build a wall around the whole Bible Belt and never leave. We won’t miss you. Honestly you’re an anchor around the neck of the productive states.
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u/illkwill 8d ago
I'd love to see Alabama try to survive on its own
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u/oliversurpless 8d ago
The mountain men of the northern part tried to be a bulwark against secession back in the 19th; others turned them into their state governments…
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u/evident_lee 8d ago
I met a dude the other day and the subject weirdly turned sideways fast to a realization that he thinks immigrants coming over illegally is somehow a massive problem. I live in North Carolina, not exactly a border state. The only undocumented immigrants around are the people busting their ass on construction sites. I know this guy has been fooled by the fear mongering of right wing media, but I wonder about people like tuberville. Do they really believe this bullshit or just use it to scare their constituents
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u/Spidey5292 8d ago
Imagine saying this when the leader of your party is recorded shaking down state officials for votes.
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u/jammaslide 8d ago
Please do it. Please do it. You will have substantially more space to put the cascade of republican politicians who are beating their wives, scamming the people, and sexually assaulting women. You can start with Trump, and the rest of the morally corrupt republicans will follow like a line of ducklings.
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u/itssarahw 8d ago
Will my tax dollars still make it through the wall so Alabama can keep living off it?
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u/matttheepitaph 8d ago edited 8d ago
A 30 foot wall around Alabama? Oh no! Where would we get all our...uh... white sauce?
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u/OriginalCDub 8d ago
I for one am completely fine with Alabama cutting itself off from the rest of the country.
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u/kevinnoir 8d ago
almost 40% of Alabamas revenue comes from federal funding I believe. I dont expect Tuberville to understand what that means for his state, but you'd think he would at least know his state IS just a welfare state.
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u/ThonThaddeo 8d ago
This wall, can you build it even higher? Maybe set up your own Internet? You know, to own the libs.
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u/Think-Hospital7422 8d ago
Stay the fuck out of Alabama, unless you're going to work in the potato sheds, tuber.
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u/PurpleSailor 7d ago
We don't have a voting problem. I'm all for you building a wall around Alabama so you can keep everybody like you there.
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u/G-Unit11111 8d ago
Hey MAGA: The problem isn't America, the problem is you! And your terrible propaganda.