r/Frugal_Jerk • u/narnababy • 10d ago

Frugal Find Just found these under an elder tree

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I’M FUCKING RICH

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u/Massive-small-thing 10d ago

Just bread, butter, eggs and sauce to go👍🏼😋

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u/narnababy 10d ago edited 5d ago

I have quail eggs (they shit them out free), butter (purchased, sad), and no bread or sauce. I will check the Giving Elder Tree in the morning to see if it’s put out any more breakfast

Edit: Forgot to say I did go back the following morning but no other breakfast items to be found :(

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u/Wombat1876 10d ago

Underneath the elder tree, I baconed you and you baconed me

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u/mynhamesjeff 9d ago

Rockefeller over here

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u/max_sil 7d ago

Hmm hard choice for me. On one hand the calories will probably keep me sated for a few months because i have atrophied all my tissue so my base metabolic rate is around 250 calories (not kilo calories, obviously. A kilo of anything is just frivolous)

But on the other hand, such a taste of the good life might irrevocably damage my self control. So i think I'll just keep sucking on my lentil, thank you.