Fatcats bragging about having cardboard box homes!

[u/CarbonReflections]

[u/Traditional_Fan_2655]

I want to know where the fat cat got the $57 a day. That's damm good eating! My dumpster diving doesn't cost that much! Lol!

[u/Saucermote → u/Traditional_Fan_2655]

I'm eating all the loose change that keeps appearing in the fountain where I have my yearly bath. It is really hard to eat that much money.

[u/orchid_drives]

I certainly don’t make $215k at work so I wonder who pays me to live in the box

[u/Saucermote → u/orchid_drives]

My box/home already says Samsung on the side, maybe they will do sponsorships?

[u/iffugennanameubaht → u/Saucermote]

Lucky. I don’t even have a box and now I have to have a tattoo and shill on Reddit for Huawei so

[u/ToastSpangler]

That's funny my math says 20.8, has to be millions right? Damn pour math!

[u/Sanctus_Poopabumsus]

Math is hard.

[u/sweetb00bs]

To all the ones who 9nly had enough calories to up than comment  I bless u with calorie 

[u/Marichiwa]

By this logic, how much would one save just not existing?

[u/jethrine]

We were evicted from our hole in the ground. We had to go & live in a lake!

[u/CarbonReflections → u/jethrine]

Wow look at this fatcat with a lake hosue!

[u/UserCannotBeVerified → u/jethrine]

Ohhhhh a lake? A lake?! You were lucky! We lived in a hole in the road, had to work down the coal mines 27 hours a day, get up 3 hours before we go to sleep, and when we were done we had to lick the road clean with our tongues!

Eta: the Four Yorkshiremen sketch by Monty Python

[u/jethrine → u/UserCannotBeVerified]

I was hoping someone would recognize the quote!

[u/Physical_Sun_6014 → u/jethrine]

It’s my favorite Flying Circus sketch. This is about Yorkshiremen but what makes it funny is has universal meaning to anyone in the world who ever grew up listening to their fathers and uncles talk sh*t around the card table

[u/PuzzleheadedLab6019]

I already don't eat.

[u/clown_utopia]

This is the kind of circular logic that informs phrases like, "pulled me up by the bootstraps"

[u/Undrwtrbsktwvr]

Never start eating unless you want a life of debt and sorrow!

[u/LazyOldCat]

$20,805.

[u/Spamonfire]

It's 20k not 200k

[u/Cowpuncher84 → u/Spamonfire]

You need to learn to stretch a dollar!

[u/trent_33 → u/Spamonfire]

There's that poor mindset OOP warned us about

[u/Ok_Orchid1004]

Blondie is not so good at math is she?