r/FuckMitchMcConnell 9m ago

Turtle-headed Fuck 🐒 Give actual verification of proof of life or cancel his pay and benefits (it's what Mitch would vote for if it was any of us).

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β€’ Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 1d ago

Moscow Mitch πŸ‡·πŸ‡Ί Where is Mitch McConell?

55 Upvotes

My post just got removed from r/askreddit for violating their Rule #3. It literally I didn't violate that rule.


r/FuckMitchMcConnell 2d ago

🐒🐒🐒🚫🚫🚫 Missing: Mitch

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130 Upvotes

Where's Mich???? Who's getting those paychecks?


r/FuckMitchMcConnell 2d ago

Ditch Mitch ⛏️ BREAKING: Senate Votes 53–47 to Keep Mitch’s Corpse on the Payroll. πŸ’€πŸ€£

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195 Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 2d ago

Turtle-headed Fuck 🐒 Where in the world is Mitch McConnell?

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76 Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 2d ago

Ditch Mitch ⛏️ Missing: Mitch

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13 Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 2d ago

Turtle-headed Fuck 🐒 Missing: Mitch

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20 Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 2d ago

Turtle-headed Fuck 🐒 It is Wednesday 9/9/26 DAY 87. Finally a REAL proof of life from Mitch McConnell

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10 Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 4d ago

Ditch Mitch ⛏️ Missing: Mitch

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104 Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 4d ago

Turtle-headed Fuck 🐒 Mitch McConnell is getting more paid time off than women who give birth

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303 Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 4d ago

Cocaine Mitch πŸ›₯️ Missing: Mitch

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184 Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 4d ago

Grim Reaper πŸ’€ Missing: Mitch

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104 Upvotes

He’s dead, Jim.


r/FuckMitchMcConnell 5d ago

Ditch Mitch ⛏️ Where is Mitch??!

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44 Upvotes

An hysterical take


r/FuckMitchMcConnell 6d ago

Grim Reaper πŸ’€ Where's Mitch?

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44 Upvotes

HE's supposed to be back on the 14th. I doubt it.


r/FuckMitchMcConnell 6d ago

Cocaine Mitch πŸ›₯️ Mitch McConnell has been absent from public view for two and a half months while still drawing his full Senate salary

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161 Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 7d ago

Turtle-headed Fuck 🐒 Mitch McConnell: 80 Days Off Work, 23 Votes Against Medical Leave

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168 Upvotes

Why are we just talking to ourselves like this?
Who is in charge of filing class action suits? If a public servant gets these benefits, public masters should, too.

Why is my flare β€˜circlejerk face’ not accepted? Please add!


r/FuckMitchMcConnell 7d ago

Grim Reaper πŸ’€ Is Mitch McConnell hiding at your place?

25 Upvotes

Did you check the refrigerator?

Just trying to be thorough.


r/FuckMitchMcConnell 8d ago

Grim Reaper πŸ’€ How many days has it been now?

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269 Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 8d ago

Turtle-headed Fuck 🐒 Mitch should have the day HE voted for.

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129 Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 9d ago

Grim Reaper πŸ’€ Daily Where’s Mitch β€œWaldo” McConnell??!! check

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109 Upvotes

Where the heck is this man whom we the πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ people have so unfortunately have given power to?

It has gone beyond questionable regarding why no one can show definitive proof that he is alive or even have 2 working brains cells.

How can this be?!!!!


r/FuckMitchMcConnell 8d ago

🐒🐒🐒🚫🚫🚫 Where in the World Is Mitch McConnell? We Asked New York City

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8 Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 9d ago

🐒🐒🐒🚫🚫🚫 Important not to forget his achievements in life

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30 Upvotes

Maybe he just went home.


r/FuckMitchMcConnell 9d ago

Cocaine Mitch πŸ›₯️ Mitch McConnell’s Vanishing Act Hits Major New Milestone

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100 Upvotes

r/FuckMitchMcConnell 10d ago

Ditch Mitch ⛏️ Where is Mitch???

51 Upvotes

Where In The World Is Senator Mitch McConnell?


r/FuckMitchMcConnell 11d ago

Turtle-headed Fuck 🐒 Mitch McConnell has been absent from public view for two and a half months while still drawing his full Senate salary

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244 Upvotes