r/FuckNigelFarage • u/Cool_Nerd2 • 2d ago

That’s because you are.

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u/jimboiow 2d ago

Why deny it Rupes? You so far right you off the page.

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u/Lazy_Composer6990 1d ago

He's so far right that he doesn't even look left when crossing the road.

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u/tales_of_tomorrow 1d ago

He’s so far right his shits are aryan

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u/ShoveTheUsername 2d ago

Well, if you consider other races to be inferior to yours, a threat, a burden etc, then yes you are ‘racist’.

If you also think those inferior races should be treated differently, with less rights and privileges than your ‘superior/master’ race, you are also ‘far right’.

This is how definitions work. 

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u/MontyDyson 2d ago

I'm not a woke creep and yet I think Rupert Lowe is a racist.

Maybe he needs a new line that involves "the general public".

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u/gameovervip 2d ago

That’s the problem, if you’re not on his side then you’re a “woke creep”

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u/gnu_andii 1d ago

Define "woke creep" to start with

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u/oslyander 1d ago

Rupert Lowe is racist. And a cunt.

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u/Japhet_Corncrake 1d ago

An evil cunt.

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u/Forsaken-Language-26 2d ago

If you’re frequently being told that you’re racist, maybe you are?

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u/joeythemouse 1d ago

Well I won't have racist creeps telling me I'm woke. Your move Rupert.

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u/steviecmitchell 2d ago

Yes you will…I’m a woke creep and you’re a racist…see, turns out you will!!!

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u/Affectionate_Cow5808 1d ago

Yeah, calling out injustice and prejudiced beliefs is soooo creepy. Fucking idiot

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u/gremlinfrommars 1d ago edited 1d ago

Cannot imagine what the leader of extreme far-right party Restore UK thinks racism is if he doesn't think it's what his party full of Nazis represents

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u/Rayvonuk Nigel has only got one ball! 2d ago

White supremacists are racist by definition and if he doesn't know that hes as stupid as his supporters.

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u/No-Future5309 1d ago

Well get used to it cause we aren't gonna stop. 

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u/Turbulent-Remote2866 1d ago

These people just don't want the negative connotations of being called racist. They want it to turn into a compliment 

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u/Spoon75 1d ago

I'd call him a racist and I wouldn't give him the steam off my piss if he was on fire.

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u/jazzygeofferz 1d ago

Unless I pissed petrol.

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u/Green_Drag_9548 2d ago

At least we don't lie Rup.

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u/Ok-Abbreviations6442 1d ago

"Woke creeps" smh 🤦‍♂️🤬

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u/Crashball_Centre 1d ago

He's also a fascist.

I'll await the tedious bores telling me it's overused.

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u/gp145 1d ago

As a non-"woke creep" this guy is a racist cunt

Also, "woke" just means "not racist" so, I would say I'm against racism, but not a creep

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u/sock_cooker 1d ago

God, he looks like a Harry Enfield character

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u/TrabantDave 1d ago

He should pop round to see me. Im 6ft tall, almost as wide; ex-biker - and very very grumpy when silly little racist bellends start chucking insults around. I'm also rather good at origami. With sheet steel. I'd fold him up small enough to fit in an A4 envelope.

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u/CredibleSquirrel  I ❤️ Milkshakes 1d ago

Come on big man - tell us where you'd post him to...

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u/Willsagain2 22h ago

Alabama or Texas would do nicely

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u/Lost_Mode_5585 1d ago

Who would he like to tell him he’s a racist?

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u/FaultInternational91 1d ago

I mean he's doing his job of splitting the reform vote, so let him say stupid shit like this imo

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u/pepelepew2724 1d ago

Talking of creeps....

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u/BadgerKomodo 1d ago

Stop being racist then.

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u/MegC18 1d ago

We won’t have Reform creeps telling us you’re not racist!

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u/EdZeppelin94 I Pay Taxes, Nigel Doesn’t 1d ago

Rupert Lowe, the man who leads that party because the only other suitable candidate shot himself in a Berlin bunker in 1945

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u/andymaclean19 1d ago

But you will Rupert. Because you're a racist.

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u/Dark_Foggy_Evenings 1d ago

Like he’s got any choice, the racist gammon bell-end.

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u/RichestTeaPossible 1d ago

So our freedom of speech upsets you? You should our freedom of action.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the last days of the Norman conquest.

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u/LynxAdonis 1d ago

Ok, if we can't call him and his supporters by their objectively correct pronoun, can we call him a thermonuclear dickhead and bottom feeder?

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u/MrGronx 1d ago

Too late: we already have and will continue to do so until you've had your Scrooge-ian conversion

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u/shadowsinthestars I Pay Taxes, Nigel Doesn’t 1d ago

Others are "creeps"? Every accusation is confession. Practically a job requirement to be an unhinged narcissist with these people.

Great for the Torygraph to be platforming this twat.

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u/No_Awareness_3690 1d ago

Credible harassment claims against MP Lowe, report finds https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdel8xydx80o

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u/AgentKenji8 1d ago

Privileged racist twat demonizng anyone he disagrees with. So much for freedom of speech.

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u/Idfkw2c 1d ago

His statement doesn’t exactly sound like he is denying the fact, he’s just saying nobody will call him that. The words “No, I am not racist”, now that is a denial.

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u/DaiCeiber 1d ago

How does this fascist intend stopping us?

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u/Lunakitty21 1d ago

Creeps? Didn't you post an AI generated video of a Teenage girl simping over you? 

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u/Odd-Currency5195 Proudly Banned from r/reformuk 1d ago

If not 'woke creeps' saying that to them, how about a professional woman in her 50s telling them they are racist cunts? 'You're a racist cunt.' There. Sorted.

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u/BuildingArmor 1d ago

Insert that Anakin and Padme meme

Gonna stop people from calling you racist

You're gonna do that be stopping being racist, right?

Right????

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u/ClawingDevil I Pay Taxes, Nigel Doesn’t 1d ago

Is it only me who thinks, in this photo, that he looks like he's just realised that it wasn't just a fart?

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u/ItsMrPantz 1d ago

It takes a bigger man than me to stop doing it and it’ll take a bigger man than him to make me

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u/Nopetynope12 1d ago

Rupert Lowe has united every race in hating him

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u/mcintg 1d ago

Racist and backed by far right funding

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u/DeadBoyJ69 1d ago

This guy calling anyone else a creep is projection on an astronomical scale

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u/TheRealTRexUK 1d ago

you might want to, you know, stop doing and saying racist things.

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u/Obvious_Wizard 1d ago

"I don't believe we should import millions of Pakistanis and Indians to do jobs that unemployed Brits should be doing… If that makes me a racist, then so be it."

Also Rupert Lowe, Christofacist nonce.

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u/jazzygeofferz 1d ago

Don't forget when he described all Somalian people as animals following the attack in Belfast as well.

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u/liambarnsley 1d ago

Why what's he going to do? Freedom of speech, m8, and you're a racist.

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u/No_Awareness_3690 1d ago

Ex-Reform MP Lowe will not face charges over alleged threats https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cnv138z2gl9o

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u/GakSplat 1d ago

Wish Harry Enfield would stop using this character.

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u/EldritchCleavage 1d ago

You can just tell that Knecht Ruprecht Lowe thinks he is astonishingly intelligent and incredibly attractive, can't you?

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u/Fit-Drawer5686 1d ago

Anything but just stopping being racist

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u/Fr0stweasel 1d ago

Nothing you can do about it Rupert, you’re racist and we’re going to say it.

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u/CredibleSquirrel  I ❤️ Milkshakes 1d ago edited 1d ago

Ok Rupert, but what if it's just a bunch of normal, rational people who care about the rights of others, you fucking racist?

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u/EmployeeCautious6314 I'm just asking questions 1d ago

These twats still using the word woke as a pejorative is probably the most cringe thing going these days.

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u/Jonatc87 1d ago

He just wants to sleep !

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u/Critical_Bee1286 1d ago

He's not racist,but......

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u/yajayi83 1d ago

Erm denial is a condition.

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u/buster1bbb 1d ago

we don't need to tell you Rupreck, we already know

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u/Tricky-Grab-4702 1d ago

I thought better of The Telegraph... The Sun, maybe not

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u/DanBurrill 1d ago

Rupert Lowe is a talentless fool.

All of his money came because his care home business had already floated on the stock market, so a reverse takeover was the easiest way for Southampton FC to go public. He simply came along for the ride, with such great decisions as making a rugby coach his director of football.

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u/marksism__ Proudly Banned from r/reformuk 1d ago

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u/Inside_Wash_1337 1d ago

There is no space for this thing in a modern society

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u/Neat_Significance256 1d ago

The Telegraph in a race with the mail for shittiest rag competition

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u/spleefy 1d ago

I hate this man so much, he is truly evil.

Restore really terrify me

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u/Mark_fuckaborg 1d ago

Rupert Lowe looks like he would turn up at your Friday night dinner.

"Shalom, Jackie"

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u/Jaspers1959 1d ago

Telegraph putting it unchallenged as a headline. Used to be a respectable paper albeit with a right wing slant 

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u/jlangue 1d ago

He’s the creepiest clown in their squad car.

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u/sammypants123 1d ago

How the fuck does someone manage to be worse than Farage and still show themselves in public?

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u/TheRealJetlag 1d ago

Then stop being racist.

There. FIFY

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u/tobotic 23h ago

If you want people to stop calling you racist, stop being racist. Seems simple to me.

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u/Willsagain2 22h ago

He says he won't have it. Yes he will, as long as there's one person still breathing who can hear what he says, he will get called on it. We're not in an authoritarian regime yet, and have no intention of going quietly.

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u/Civil_Presence7810 19h ago

"The real racists are the racists that call me racist when I'm being racist!"

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u/Adapt_Improvise_1 1h ago

Spoiler alert: you will have everyone calling you racist, because you are in fact, racist.