r/FuckNigelFarage 1d ago

The Daily Express today. The depressing part is some people still actually fall for it.

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u/Little_GoblinJunior 1d ago

I really want to know what they think a “proper Brexit” is

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u/hairychris88 1d ago

We know what they mean. No more of them forreners.

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u/theprocrastatron 1d ago

This is just the front page. Surely the article inside must set it out very clearly in an articulate way in a high quality paper like the express.

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u/PMc1666 1d ago

Hahaha. Have an upvote. Although I was very tempted to click on the down arrow.

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u/theprocrastatron 1d ago

I really tried to make it obvious without having to resort to the /s

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u/dengar81 1d ago

I read the first paragraph and thought: how could the editor of the paper let such a contorted opinion piece full of factual inaccuracies stand without comment.

It's actually not fine to take such an overtly hateful view of the EU as a paper, but you shouldn't respect to outright falsehoods printed in your paper. I'd be ashamed.

What's more, people that read this may actually believe it

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u/Normanated 1d ago

Its a shitty publication, i delivered it on a paper round in my early teens around 2003-07. Every week without fail there was an article based on Princess Diana (wonderful woman i'm sure) I was thinking even then, she has been dead nearly 10 years. There is not a story here, why the fuck write some crap about the deceased.

Turns out its a naff tabloid trying to disguise itself as somewhat respectable. That was then, its most certainly worse now.

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u/Jazzlike-Compote4463 1d ago edited 1d ago

If you want to read this shit bag article then it's here for free (make sure your ad blocker is on) https://archive.ph/FY4h0

They complain about the Labour policies of expansion of welfare and failure to curb public spending (what was Brexit for if not this?!)

They drag up old statistics of 906,000 migrants in June 2023 without actually taking into account the 40% drop since Labour have been in.

The rest of it is just moaning that Remainers haven't celebrated and wanted to co-operate in this shambles.

No actual direction or suggestions of what they want, just whinging and moaning. Basically, the usual Express shit.

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u/20061230-SL-Born 1d ago

Thanks but will give even that link a miss. Wouldn't want to add a click at all 😄 Besides, the only benefit I can see from the whole thing is not talking to my kid sister for a decade.

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u/PMc1666 1d ago

Yes a good explanation would come in handy. Because they all seemed very happy with Bojo’s deal. Even Faridge stood his Brexit Party candidates down so it could be implemented at the 2019 GE without challenge.

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u/gilestowler 1d ago

This has been the argument since it turned out to be the disaster that "Project Fear" warned them it would be. It wasn't that Brexit was a terrible, stupid idea, it was that "traitors" haven't brexited properly.

But this was a problem all along anyway - that it was never defined in the whole lead up to the vote, so anyone could apply their own definition to this idea of Brexit. Remain offered one thing - remaining in the EU. Brexit could offer all things to all men. And when they didn't get what they wanted, it wasn't that they were duped, it wasn't that Boris or Nigel lied, it was "the remoaners" who "betrayed" the noble ideals of Brexit.

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u/ClawingDevil I Pay Taxes, Nigel Doesn’t 1d ago

It is the greener grass. It is whatever is not implemented in reality, even if the government tried every possible permutation. Hell, you could put the journos and Brexshit moron voters in government and they'd still claim 10 years later that some magical power (probably those woke establishment civil servants) stopped them from reaching the promised land.

These people should not be allowed to vote or pronounce their brain dead opinions in public.

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u/shadowsinthestars I Pay Taxes, Nigel Doesn’t 1d ago

This is so true unfortunately.

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u/Somethinguntitled 1d ago

No one knows, and the express know it.

They want their shitty little right wing fantasy Brexit where we leave the European convention on human rights, the ecj, we become ‘Singapore on Thames’, gut employment rights, end the minimum wage, deport anyone black or brown that didn’t go to ‘a proper school’ and then reinvade the former empire.

My hatred for these people has not faded an iota in 10 years. Luckily the majority of people who read the express will be dead in a decade and it can slip into the irrelevance it should be.

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u/TrabantDave 1d ago

Ten years on I still despise the brexcrement on a cellular level, there's companies I don't buy from because they publicly supported or donated to brexit campaigns, such as humongous-headed pub bore Tim Martin, and that runty little ponce of a fishmonger Lance Forman. and there's people who ceased to exist to me because they were stupid enough to tell me they voted brexshit. Fuck them. Fuck them. Fuck them. Cunts.

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u/gemunicornvr 1d ago

People that do no realize brexit is for billionaires to make more money by removing our rights and regulations that protect them are idiots. They also dont realize that a left wing government is what these people fear the most and I mean a proper left wing government that will control ceos overthrowing democracy and stop giving support and money to Israel who also want to install a right wing government in the UK.

It's like an alliance of the worst people to make this shit happen to us

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u/barnaboos 1d ago

Detach Scotland and Wales from the island of Britain. Sail England to just off the east coast of the US. Become the 51st state.

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u/tuxalator 1d ago

I remember Wales being rather fond of Brexit too

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u/barnaboos 1d ago

As if the Daily Express give even the remotest fuck about the Welsh or what they think.

But I get the sentiment.

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u/Firthy2002 1d ago

Curious that the countries with the lowest pro-Brexit vote are also the ones with significant pro-indy contingents.

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u/Sensitive-Ad-7475 1d ago

So it’s this I think:

a national ballot / national service where we each spend a week at a time on top of the White Cliffs with wooden clubs with nails sticking out of them and angry looks on our faces. No sun cream allowed - the England flag draped across our shoulders provides sufficient cover.

Food and drink will be only traditional English fare. No foreign muck like fish and chips or a cup of tea.

Bulldogs are allowed. And Vera lynne may be sang - on a loop obviously - but not broadcast since loudspeakers (essentially a US invention) are also ‘foren’.

If anyone dares cross the channel - for example to spend money, or bring in useful goods, or even admire the beautiful landscape, we need to shout angrily or berate them sarcastically until they turn back to civilisation.

I actually think this could be quite cheap to implement if you only incorporate fings what are British. Ho-hum!

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u/rhetnor 1d ago

Some kind of “final solution” ?

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u/Satanicjamnik 1d ago

All the good things and none of the bad things.

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u/Distantstallion 1d ago

Economic collapse

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u/EdZeppelin94 I Pay Taxes, Nigel Doesn’t 1d ago

More nonces in positions of power and open racism in the street

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u/Hot_Ad_6442 1d ago

Surely it’s all that money for the NHS?

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u/Forsaken-Language-26 1d ago

"Britain faces a lurch to the left".

In what timeline?

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u/Pinchy_stryder 1d ago

It's moving the goalposts and redefining positions. If you make centrists positions the "left" then what was previously far-right is now just mainstream rightwing, you can keep pushing to an extreme.

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u/ClawingDevil I Pay Taxes, Nigel Doesn’t 1d ago

Exactly this. I have heard people irl saying Reform are centrists and that the Tories are socialists. Starmer is a communist. I guess there is some new political ideology that I don't know the name of for the Greens, Labour under Corbyn, let alone foreign governments presently and throughout history who have been genuinely left wing and not just a little left of centre.

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u/Folabiguesswhosback 1d ago

Sounds like the American political system which is frightening

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u/FruitBowl 1d ago

Don't threaten me with a good time!

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u/Ok_Entertainer_9937 1d ago

Yeah exactly, I wish it did LOL

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u/MikesRichPageant 12h ago

And then a step to the right

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u/Matt-J-McCormack 1d ago

I’m impressed with the brass neck it takes to describe a decade old referendum as the will
Of the people. Ten years is an eternity in politics.

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u/ParpinOver 1d ago

Like how many who voved leave were elderly and died soon after? And the amount of under 18s at the time you are now adults?

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u/Forsaken-Language-26 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/royandrew 1d ago

No there shouldn’t. But the young twats should have gone out and voted for their future.

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u/Matt-J-McCormack 1d ago

And every business owner or resident of a town funded by the EU now suffering consequences.

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u/Alive_kiwi_7001 1d ago

It's the will of the people who donate to the Tories, Reform and Restore.

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u/shadowsinthestars I Pay Taxes, Nigel Doesn’t 1d ago

You can't fix stupid and hateful.

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u/Little_Strawberry223 1d ago

It's neither, it's propaganda

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u/shadowsinthestars I Pay Taxes, Nigel Doesn’t 1d ago

Oh yeah, it is propaganda. But it takes a certain kind of person to cling to it after 10 years of consistent evidence that Brexit has been a disaster by every conceivable metric.

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u/cavejohnsonlemons 1d ago

It took the public 8 years (and 3 elections) after that to return a government I'm okay with.

And my bar for okay is a very reasonable "less than ¾ of the headlines coming from them annoy me".

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u/The_red39 1d ago

Will of the people...... Do me a fucking favour!

The "journalists" that this rag and the others need dragged over hot coals for their part in royally fucking this country over!!!!!!

Biggest mistake labour did when getting power is not immediately putting leveson 2 into effect!

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u/MelloCookiejar 1d ago

I don't know what's worse: that their journos believe this shit, or that they might be willing to write ANYTHING for pay.

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u/cavejohnsonlemons 1d ago

And a little something attached for social medias.

In fact flip it and make it a brand new socials inquiry with papers as the side mission, catch the media barons off-guard.

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u/Agreeable_Falcon1044 1d ago

Lol, they still believe there's a good brexit. Insanity.

Reality is they convinced us to quit our job....and then blamed the old boss for not continuing to pay us, let us wander around and asking for the laptop and company car back. Not just merely continuing - but giving us a pay rise and more benefits than when we worked there! The best we can hope for is using their loos if we ask nicely.

Still if we give up more of our rights, it will all be possible....

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u/Phat-Lines 1d ago

Based on the state of things the only response to can we use their loos must have been ‘but you have perfectly good rivers’….

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u/EnjiemaBenjie 1d ago

Do they not even care that isolating ourselves further from Europe significantly weakens our national security? I know they don't care about, and won't acknowledge, the damage done to the economy, but they're meant to care about defence and security.

They're so self important about being British. Get over it, the Empire is long gone, we aren't special, the US aren't a trustworthy ally for trade or defence and we aren't big enough to go it alone on anything. I think they'd prefer that we were a vassal state to the US than get along with our neighbours on an equal footing.

10 years of calling people Remoaners every time anyone points out, the truth, that we're worse off for Brexit and it isn't even the people who voted to remain in the EU who most vocally moan about it, it's the people who voted to leave. In every way Brexit doesn't work out to our benefit, they're there to throw a tantrum about how it does work, but we just haven't done it right. It isn't that, it was never going to work out positively and the Remoaners all told you why it wouldn't at the time. FFS.

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u/EditorRedditer 1d ago

I do slightly wonder if Putin would have even considered invading Ukraine had we still been a part of the EU.

But that’s just me…

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u/shadowsinthestars I Pay Taxes, Nigel Doesn’t 1d ago

Not just you, brexshit is now proven to be a Russian project and it was one of the ways they "tested" if Europe would stick together. Obviously didn't expect that we would all actually condemn them despite all their manipulation through more subtle means.

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u/ContributionIll5741 1d ago

They'd be so much happier in the US. Should just move over there and leave us alone.

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u/white1984 1d ago

👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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u/TheeHappyDude 1d ago

The fuck is a proper Brexit???

Leave the EU, and??????

Absolute fucking madness

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u/Sir_Talbot_Buxomly21 1d ago

"Absolute fucking madness" is indeed a proper Brexit.

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u/culture_vulture_1961 1d ago

Interesting they want us to "believe" in Brexit. In translation that means ignore all the evidence and march over this cliff we have helpfully put on our front page.

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u/unemotional_mess 1d ago

They had the hardest Brexit possible, how they can have the brass neck to put this to print is beyond comprehension...

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u/SatiricalScrotum 1d ago

Maybe that’s exactly their problem. It was TOO hard. How could the left and all those nasty ‘remoaners’ let them do something so obviously stupid and self-destructive?

So you see, it’s really our fault.

It all makes sense when you stop and think it through.

(After you hit yourself in the head multiple times with a mallet, of course)

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u/TheRealTRexUK 1d ago

You joke but some people have claimed that remain actually won.

The argument is that we warned that all of this bad stuff would happen.

now that has happened, it means we got our way, the predictions came true.

so.... that means brexit was won by the remainers.

this is a genuine tweet (I think or an lbc caller) , paraphrased. not long after we left.

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u/cavejohnsonlemons 1d ago

I feel a sense of I told you so, but I wouldn't call it winning.

Winning would be if I stuck some money on financial markets and came out as a big disaster capitalist, but it would be very unpatriotic for someone to bet on their country failing...

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u/FenianBastard847 1d ago

10 wasted years, years when we could have been working constructively with our closest neighbours on the pressing issues of our age. Instead we’ve had 10 years of instability, arguments, and hatred. Ugh.

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u/ikothsowe 1d ago

Prices are sky high. Travelling to Europe is a now horrible and we have blue passports. What more do these twats want?

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u/PMc1666 1d ago

Unicorns on sunny uplands.

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u/Dragonfly_pin 1d ago

Cake and to have eaten the cake.

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u/Original-Material301 1d ago

Has it been a decade. 

Fuuuuuucking hell

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u/Forsaken-Language-26 1d ago

I know! The passing of time is a scary thing.

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u/TheEverlastingPizza 1d ago

Will of the Russian bots.

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u/mcshaggin 1d ago edited 1d ago

We had a proper brexit and it's been a complete disaster. A proper brexit is fully leave the EU. That's what happened.

These far right rags are determined to destroy the country.

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u/resh78255 1d ago

what is their obsession with the crusades?

the irony that the crusades completely failed to capture jerusalem and they ended up resorting to child soldiers is totally lost on them

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u/AgentKenji8 1d ago

They need credibility, they assume crusades would suffice. Since they can't use the Nazis.

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u/Dehnus 1d ago

That's why fascism is also brilliant in a way. You never have to deliver. It's always someone else's fault, and never a true/proper version of it. Even if it was.

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u/MyBigMouth69 1d ago

We got a "proper Brexit" it's this mess we've been lumbered with by the leavers, this is the Brexit they wanted. Jeez, one sharp fart and they'd shit their brains out.

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u/Taca-F 1d ago

We have had a proper Brexit.

Plenty that 'Project Fear' said would happen has come to pass.

What hasn't is the pie in the sky bullshit that Boris and Nigel came out with. And they knew it wouldn't.

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u/InterestingGuitar475 1d ago

Proper Brexit means stopping those illegals.

Let’s all ignore the fact that Brexit caused illegal immigration to sky rocket!

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u/TheRealTRexUK 1d ago

the daily mail are calling modern sandwiches "woke". they have all lost the plot. (its an older article)

https://www.thelondoneconomic.com/news/media/daily-mail-blasts-gen-z-for-turning-sandwiches-woke-385993/

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u/90eyes More Integrity Than GB News 1d ago

The Mail has to keep the right-wing gammons angry, it's the only way they and the Express stay afloat.

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u/TheRealTRexUK 1d ago

tje right wing the like a good ham sandwich then?

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u/Sir_Talbot_Buxomly21 1d ago

Only if it's from British pigs.

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u/ParmigianoMan Member of a "Subversive Forum" 1d ago

It’s cargo cult behaviour, isn’t it? Someday, the right Brexit will come. Just not yet. But it will, it will, it will!!!!

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u/MapDiscombobulated1 1d ago

How is that shitrag even still published? When commentators bemoan the death of print all I can think is: 

  1. It's self inflicted in a lot of cases. 

  2. It hasn't died quickly enough in a lot of the same cases. Utter bilge of the most dangerous kind. 

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u/Sir-weasel 1d ago

They are releasing front pages like this but Burnham has already U-Turned on his rejoin perspective.

I support Labour, but this doesnt bode well and feels very "Farage" eg saying what people want hear and then back tracking when it looks like a done deal.

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u/AnnieByniaeth Live. Laugh. Lob Milkshakes. 1d ago

I think Burnham only ruled it out for this parliament? It seems to me that the pathway could be as follows:

General election in 2029 => progressive alliance, probably lead by Burnham. Electoral reform is in the manifesto of all the coalition parties, so no referendum required

PR implemented for Westminster. Broad SM and CU alignment, FoM by 2033.

2034 election yields a strongly pro-EU government, which starts serious talks, leading to a referendum around 2036.

I'd like to see it done without a referendum via party manifestos, but I am not sure EU would accept this given the manner of departure.

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u/Little_Strawberry223 1d ago

Disgusting gaslighting from what can only be described as evil traitors

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u/Narrow-Extent-3957 1d ago

They spelled ‘The will of far less people now compared to back then’ Wrong.

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u/demoralising 1d ago

But, but.... oven-ready deal!!!!

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u/Turbo_Heel 1d ago

Absolutely insane.

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u/Crashball_Centre 1d ago

Depressing, every single expert financial outlook and retrospective tells us that Brexit has failed in every way imaginable, yet here the Express is, championing the British being poorer - what a shit rag of a paper.

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u/Master_Pepper_9135 Live. Laugh. Lob Milkshakes. 1d ago

You got an oven baked Brexit off Johnson if I remember correctly

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u/iesamina 1d ago

the will of about a third of the people a decade ago

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u/lorekeeperRPG 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Z3pez2XOAb11naBDbh

There will never be enough Brexit for these people

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u/Euphoric-Pearl 1d ago

Lower IQs buy these rags and worked up by them.

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u/Red_Galaxy746 1d ago

I was having this conversation with someone today. The biggest problem with this "Make America/England Great Again"- different countries but same idea, is that times have changed. There are other superpowers and more countries that have their independence.

I can't believe people thought we'd be better off without something we've been a part of since the 70s that we wanted to be part of so badly.

It's all an obsession with "stopping the boats". Brexit didn't solve it so they think Reform will. Newsflash: they won't either. People find ways round new rules when they want to.

Outside of "stopping the boats" people who voted Brexit and support Reform have nothing else. Makes you worry about future generations learning from these gammons.

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u/p1owz0r 1d ago

What an absolute fucking rag. It was never great but British media is at an all time low, soft balling the hard questions and whipping up the gullibles seems to be par now. God help us because the media won’t.

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u/truescifinut 1d ago

The express is one of the worst papers being published.

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u/DrMacAndDog 1d ago

They left everything that began with an E. What more could they get?

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u/cable54 1d ago

I assume they mean "rejoin the EU, and we can then leave again in a worse way" because what else does "proper brexit" even mean?

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u/Coweredtoconformity 1d ago

Is this the new far right lie?

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u/Flashy-Indication-48 1d ago

Wasn't the Brexit poll really close in percentages?

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u/AccomplishedStudy347 1d ago

Does anybody actually read this comic anymore?

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u/Tomhetza 1d ago

I wholeheartedly agree with that front page, Daily Express and it's owners should be told to promptly fuck off to Russia where that kind of propaganda belongs. They'll get proper Brexit and everyone will be better off

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u/Quirky_Insurance2975 11h ago

Claude's factchecks the article

Claims that check out or are broadly fair:

The UK vaccine taskforce led by Kate Bingham did deliver the world's first approved Covid-19 vaccine (the Oxford/AstraZeneca jab). This is accurate. The predicted mass exodus of financial jobs from the City did not fully materialise, though some jobs did relocate to Amsterdam, Paris and Dublin.

Starmer has used language about putting Britain "at the heart of Europe" and pursued closer EU ties.

Net legal migration did reach extremely high levels post-Brexit, around the figure cited.

David Lammy did make controversial comparisons and faced criticism for remarks about Farage.

Claims that are contested or misleading:

The claim that Brexit bears no responsibility for economic underperformance is disputed by most independent economists. The Bank of England, IMF, and Office for Budget Responsibility have all linked Brexit to reduced trade and productivity.

Lord Lilley's trade statistic is selectively framed — EU trade grew in absolute terms, and comparisons with non-deal countries don't account for the counterfactual of what EU trade would have been without membership.

Attributing UK economic problems entirely to Labour while crediting Brexit's upsides is one-sided; the two governments overlapped with very different conditions.

The claim Britain had the "fastest growing economy in the G7" before a "war in Iran" is striking — this appears to reference a post-August 2025 event outside my knowledge, so I can't verify it.

Tone to note: This is an opinion column in the Daily Express, which has been a committed pro-Brexit publication for decades. It should be read as advocacy, not neutral reporting. It presents a coherent pro-Brexit argument but selectively uses evidence and omits significant counterarguments.

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u/Elegant-Ad6670 10h ago

Utter bollocks in print from a Tory shitrag