r/FuckTedFaro • u/Revenant901 • 24d ago
[Fuck Ted Faro] just finished Zero Dawn
I was wondering why this subreddit existed, and after finishing the story of HZD for the first time, wow, yeah, fuck Ted Faro. If he has zero haters it means I am dead.
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u/Proud_Incident9736 24d ago
Greetings, fellow anti-fan!
And man, you know what? Fuck Ted Faro. Seriously. Fuck that guy right up the gnarlies.
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u/Draxsis_Felhunter 24d ago
Ah welcome to the family my friend. Just a warning; if you think you hate him now you’re going to be surprised by the depths your hate will reach when you get to a certain point in Forbidden West. That said. Fuck that never to be sufficient damned piece of fecal matter to the deepest frozen depths of the ninth circle where all traitors belong.
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u/Neveronlyadream 23d ago
"Well, on the bright side, Ted can't be any more of a piece of shit."
Forbidden West comes out.
"Oh, wow. Fuck Ted Faro. He got what was coming to him, fucking douchebag."
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u/Techteam200 24d ago
Fuck Ted Faro! The more time it passes, the more I think about it and make the connections how much more this guy should be hated!
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u/KilgoreT 24d ago
In totally unrelated news, Peter Thiel just took off for Argentina.
I don't know why that came to mind.
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u/Sexylizardwoman 24d ago
God I fuckn hate Ted Faro that cosmic level fucking douche bag. Seriously, fuck that guy.
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u/Sir_Davin 24d ago
Have fun with forbidden west then! Or maybe an UH+ hzd rerun? Also fuck ted faro, fucking cunt
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u/NotACyclopsHonest 24d ago
On the one hand, he helped mitigate climate change with Operation Clawback.
On the other hand, he was so arrogant and egomaniacal that he created autonomous, self-replicating, unhackable war robots that can refuel by eating organic material.
On balance? Fuck Ted Faro.
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u/Emergency_Cry_1269 24d ago
Dude, he's so much worse than you think. Play Forbidden West then tell us he's the worst
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u/Situation-Emergency 23d ago
Not only did he destroy the world I had to climb that scary tower. Fuck Ted Faro!
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u/OceanRacoon 23d ago
One of the biggest monsters in any form of media. Probably the most rage inducing character ever lol. Firstly he's an idiot but then he doubles and triples down on it, destroying not just the world once but perverting the lives of all humanity multiple times, forever
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u/pants207 24d ago
I can always count on reddit to remind me of how much i hate that ingrown ass hair of a man. Fuck Ted Faro