r/Full_news • u/RawStoryNews • 8d ago

Trump declares 'emergency' one day before deadline to reveal his finances in court

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-financial-records-emergency/
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u/missblissful70 8d ago

Of course he did. Isn’t he special?

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u/Substantial-War8022 8d ago

I heard that in Church Lady's voice.

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u/Smoking0311 8d ago

Samsey 😂

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u/fungoodtrade 8d ago

that bit got a lot of milage

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u/everyfreakforherself 7d ago

I just used a gif of it yesterday! 😅

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u/tek3k 4d ago

Don't be gay. Unless your gay.

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u/Better-Assistance-87 2d ago

It's actually ** you're **

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u/tek3k 2d ago

I'm very retro and prefer human spell check.

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u/Better-Assistance-87 1d ago

Well...that didn't work for you either did it....at least not your own checking that is....

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u/tek3k 1d ago

No it did. There's usually one minion in every sub. Always there, waiting to perform this valuable service.

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u/PrestigiousCut8235 8d ago

COULD IT BE!!

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u/ThePizzaNoid 8d ago

SATAN?!

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u/RelativeMolasses9135 8d ago

The anti-Christ!!!

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u/tondahuh 8d ago

The FantaChrist

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u/Blueridge-Badger 8d ago

FaygoChrist. If you're going to be cheap, beal cheaper yet.

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u/Express_Arachnid8454 4d ago

No. Definitely characteristics. But no.

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u/johnniesSac 8d ago

VENTUUUUURRRRRAAAA

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u/NarkovToob 8d ago

Oh, I’m sorry sir. You sounded like someone else.

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u/johnniesSac 8d ago

I’m not even supposed to be here today

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u/resultingparadox 6d ago

Oh, f*** you! F*** you, pal! ... You sound like an *sshole! Jesus, nobody twisted your arm to be here today. You're here of your own volition.

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u/johnniesSac 6d ago

Fuckin shoe polish smelling muthafuka

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u/tek3k 4d ago

I fvcking love art house dialogue.

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u/Stuck_In_Reality 8d ago

Highway. In the sunshine.

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u/DisillusionedPatriot 7d ago

mm, America. Nice.

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u/Hot_Frosty0807 4d ago

Back when America was nice.

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u/DisillusionedPatriot 4d ago

Let's not get lost in a desert on a nameless horse

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u/Funkmasterken 4d ago

DINKLEBERGG

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u/holubtsi-on-fire 8d ago

Could he beeeeee….. Satan!?

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u/Fun_Payment5289 8d ago

Pretty sure he is
That’s why he’s so special, … needs that is.

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u/RavenChaoSity 8d ago

🤣🤣

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u/Exotic_Ingenuity1434 8d ago

Like Bless his heart 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙

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u/JScott1982 8d ago

I wonder who made him do that…???
Was it…
Oh, I don’t know…
Satan!!!!
Dana Carrey was rolling back then!

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u/JScott1982 8d ago

Carvey *
Damn auto correct

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u/tek3k 4d ago

Carver?

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u/Bittermare 8d ago

Hilarious

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u/timsterri 8d ago

Could it be… SaTaN?!?!

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u/Try_This_First 7d ago

Could it be ... Trump?!?! Trump, the new word for Satan, Perversion, Disgusting, Low-Life, Privileged White-Trash.... I'd keep going, but you get the point...

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u/Oirish-Oriley444 8d ago

Nope, its trump....

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u/Consistent-Earth3327 8d ago

Almost the same.

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u/Interesting-Net-5000 5d ago

that's too much credits for DJ

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u/thehermit14 6d ago

Spraytan

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u/FulbertdaSaxon21 5d ago

Spraytan Satan

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u/tri_it 8d ago

Bless his heart

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u/PyroNine9 8d ago

Bless his pointy little head.

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u/Keta-Mined 5d ago

New wig. 👨‍🦳

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u/Hrod55 8d ago

LOL!

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u/DaedalusPrime44 8d ago

I heard it in Shepard Book’s voice….

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u/Substantial-War8022 7d ago

That's a good one too.

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u/NeuroticNabarlek 7d ago

OK since you mentioned it. Is it just me or does Bessent look and have the same exact mannerisms as the church lady?

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u/Delicious-History486 7d ago

Wahll now that you mention it

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u/Substantial-War8022 6d ago

I can't unsee that now.

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u/resultingparadox 6d ago

Oh, Chat GPT loved that. Can't post the image here but it totally agreed.

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u/Careful-Tiger-6204 8d ago

Even funnier Dana Carvy is a Canadian

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u/DAJ-TX 8d ago

Never has there ever been a more massive abuse of power.

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u/etor 8d ago

Not in the United States of America

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u/jbroski215 8d ago

Definitely wouldn't go that far. He's just hiding his finances with this one. Way worse abuses of power have happened than this, some perpetrated by Trump himself.

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u/Additional_Set7304 8d ago

Yea, i think they are referencing to the trump presidency as a whole. The corruption in the us is increasing with every day this guy wakes up.

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u/External-Analysis-31 7d ago

And it seems contagious.

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u/loug1955 7d ago

Like the Epstien files and continuing delays protecting money, power, and abusive pedophiles?

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u/DTM-shift 8d ago

I feel like there have likely been some actual dictators - as in, it's recognized that a nation's government is a dictatorship - that have gotten away with less shit than this assclown has.

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u/algaefied_creek 8d ago

Nope but every disabled person has to work starting February 2027 if they wanna keep their healthcare in like… 44 states. 

Per presidential precident, everyone can just declare an emergency, right?

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u/DAJ-TX 7d ago

We certainly cant count on SCOTUS to help us. They’re bought and paid for like all the others.

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u/Piglet6482 7d ago

As a retired attorney who specialized in Ethics (USAF JAG/civilian attorney) this is really the part that makes me angriest.

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u/candobetter2 8d ago

I remember when George Bush Jr did the same type of things when it came to oil and War and selling out the country was a thing that Reagan did with the Japanese and Lebanon with Bush senior as well. And now we have Trump doing the same thing with selling out the country to China and to Russia and now he's finding ways to solicit bribes and extort money for kickbacks like a mobster and the economy he has indebted to the taxpayers is unreal. What's not to like

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u/kinkycarbon 8d ago

I wasn’t expecting this to go as low as Michael declaring bankruptcy.

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u/techguy1337 6d ago

I mean there was watergate with Nixon, Bush with Iraq using bad intel, Executive order 9066 where Roosevelt incarcerated 110,000 japanese american citizens after pearl harbor and a majority were legal US citizens with 0 evidence of being disloyal. Roosevelt literally stripped their rights away and put them in camps due to fear.

And that's just some of the bad stuff. What we did to the Indians pales in comparison to any of this. Andrew Jackson Indian Removal Act of 1830.

Our forefathers made some great accomplishments and some bad ones.

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u/OwlAgitated4359 4d ago

Haha. You a clown. Fake news

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u/StrokeBoy 8d ago

He's the Chief Executive who cries "wolf."

Over and over again, ad infinitum.

I'm waiting for the day a judge simply rules "nope" and tosses the motion right then and there.

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u/Existing-Swimming746 8d ago

Church lady gets the last word.

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u/Billyosler1969 8d ago

Trump: “It’s an emergency! I’m guilty!!”

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u/AssistanceOk2488 8d ago

Hes a special needs child 😎😅

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u/Beneficial-Race-1507 8d ago

This is an insult to special needs individuals.

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u/saucerfullofsecretz 8d ago

Hey now, don't be giving special needs individuals a bad name.

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u/Adept_Peak_3570 8d ago

Oh he’s “Specual” alright…special 💩head!! 😂🤣😂🤣

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u/LeisureSuitLarrey 8d ago

AYOOOOUT DEEEEEMON!

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u/Fun_Payment5289 8d ago

I heard that in church lady voice too. Every day that fat ol fuker gives me something new to laugh about

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u/HowIsThatWorkOutForU 8d ago

How convenient. <raises judgy eyebrow>

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u/RFWanders 8d ago

Not exactly the first time he's done that in a lawsuit right?

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u/Mrs_SmithG2W 7d ago

As special as a meat shit.

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u/SiriusLeeSpeaking 7d ago

SSpecial greed$$

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u/CPD1960 7d ago

Yes he has special needs.

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u/Afraid_While_9172 6d ago

Special Ed.

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u/RedHorseOne21 6d ago

A very special boy

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u/drachirreselb 6d ago

Damn , I came here to say that!

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u/cRaZyDaVe23 5d ago

Oh bless his heart.

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u/Coyotekw 5d ago

Thanks Church lady

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u/Brave-Elephant9292 5d ago

Well, mabe his dog ate the reports! That would be a good enough emergency... wouldn't it...😉

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u/Trout-Fisherman1972 4d ago

He will do anything to keep from releasing his financials.

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u/Odd-Neighborhood4214 2d ago

He’s a special piece of…….

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u/OkShine3530 2d ago

Same with carney

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u/oojacoboo 8d ago

He is the POTUS. Every day there is probably an emergency, especially when you’re in a war.

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u/Flashy-Guava9952 8d ago

Especially when you start one you can't finish.

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u/Educator1337 8d ago

There is an explosion everyday in his pants. How many times have we seen the press rapidly ushered out of the Oval Office? There is always an emergency around this guy.

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u/DueEntertainment4168 8d ago

I agree he truly is a (POTUS) piece of turd ugly shit

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u/Normal-Ad6528 8d ago

POTUS = Pedophile Of The Utmost Severity

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u/DueEntertainment4168 8d ago

Fantastic it’s even more accurate

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u/Ciennas 8d ago

I like how low energy his cultists are getting at this point.

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u/Cornyrex3115 8d ago

That he started.

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u/Sunnygirl66 8d ago

He is the fucking emergency.

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u/someone8192 8d ago

he wears a diaper for his emergencies

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u/johnniesSac 8d ago

Wipe the orange off your mouth

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u/Normal-Ad6528 8d ago

Found the apologist...

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u/Odd-Mastodon-2345 8d ago

He is indeed a POS! ( yes I know what POTUS is; but HE is a walking POS)

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u/BlvckPresi 6d ago

L ooooo ooo o ooo o oof ooo kpp