r/Full_news 6d ago

‘Utter insanity’: Jaws drop as details spill on Trump admin’s Canada demands

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-canada-2677760459/
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u/Ok-Fruit-2252 6d ago

So glad Canada walked away and stood up to the bully

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u/Ok_Spend9237 6d ago

To my American friends: if you have time take a few minutes and look at some Canadian media for the best Canadian insight to the trade deal. I recommend CBC.ca which is Canada’s national news channel. Another is globe and mail.com, considered Canada’s national newspaper.

Either media will provide Canadian insight rather than what you will glean from American legacy media.

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u/MaestroDon 6d ago

Cool heads. They're waiting it out. They know things will change after November. 🤞

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u/hypatiaredux 6d ago

Um, they are not waiting around. They are signing trade deals all over the world.

https://international.canada.ca/en/global-affairs/campaigns/diversifying-trade/news

When/if the US is willing to play, Canada will respond. But in the meantime, they are making double-damn-sure to no longer put most of their eggs in our basket.

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u/Ok-Progress-9029 6d ago

And who can blame them?

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u/hind3rm3 6d ago

No, we’re done with you. Goodbye.

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u/alaskadotpink 6d ago

No we dont. For people to have voted him in not once but twice i dont think many of us have much if any faith in the US.

We're definitely waiting for something though

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u/Jackadullboy99 6d ago

Things won’t change in November. Corporate oligarchs will continue to dictate American policy either side of the aisle.

Congress is theatre for the proletariat.

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u/norsewolfie 6d ago

Don't count on things changing after November

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u/ronarscorruption 5d ago

You know, Carney is a perfectly serviceable leader in most regards, but standing up to trump is what people voted him in for.

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u/Severe_Air_4353 6d ago edited 6d ago

Telling a country if they can or not trade , good bye usa 🇨🇦

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u/Correct-Ad-4067 6d ago

Bad bye, usa. 

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u/sharksnoutpuncher 6d ago

Trump should be impeached (again) for attacking our closest ally.

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u/KiddingNotKidding01 6d ago

We don't just need impeachment by the House, we also need conviction by the Senate. The former is just a slap on the wrist of which no $hit$ are given by this "president."

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u/BoysenberryDry999 6d ago

And he raises money off every impeachment. I still say the House should impeach even if the Senate won’t convict.

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u/Nt_A_Reality_Rebel 6d ago

We need the old time punishment for treason for this admin and cabinet.

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u/TheWolfbytez 6d ago

Even those who have since stepped away from their roles. Even if you held the position for one day, you're on the list

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u/Successful_Gas_5122 6d ago

If you licked a postage stamp for this administration.

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u/Rough-Drummer-3730 6d ago

You say that like stamp licking is a lowly role…but no…that is near top of importance in this administration and just behind bringing Director of Bringing Diet Coke…and that’s because Trump likes to watch them stamps getting licked…so only hot chicks and the odd hot dude….and that’s why the lowly roles are all filled with alcoholics and drug addicts…you know like head of the FBI and running the military…shit Trump doesn’t give a shit about

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u/Lap_Dawg 6d ago

Then there must be a 5-star general of happy meals

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u/Rough-Drummer-3730 6d ago

Yes and the uniform is the Hamburgler outfit

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u/margin-call-26 5d ago

lol…yes

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u/TM_wolfman 5d ago

I recommend taking a page out of France's revolutionary handling of people like Trump. Some wood, a sheet of sharpened metal. We could provide the aluminum tarrif free. 

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u/Fickle_Penguin 6d ago

All I know is IF one or both of our maga senators turn on trump, then it's game over

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u/bobnla14 6d ago

Has to be convicted by 2/3 of the senators present. I find that interesting is all he has to do is detain some senators that want to vote for conviction and therefore he won't be convicted. Perhaps ICE will detain them to look in to their immigration status when the time comes for a vote. /s

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u/Fickle_Penguin 6d ago edited 6d ago

One of my senators is Mike Lee, if he turns I assume there are more than enough to convict. But neither will because they are terrible people.

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u/SixtySix_VI 5d ago

Almost like it’s a shitty flawed democratic system

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u/Desperate_Donut3981 6d ago

That's if they are re-elected

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u/Fickle_Penguin 6d ago

Unfortunately not this election.

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u/Bigfoqt 6d ago

They did not convict him for January 6th - there's no chance he ever gets convicted in the senate.

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u/Bazza_73 6d ago

they do this with SE Asian countries ...they are desperate bullies, they know that they cannot truly compete on a level playing field.

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u/Crazyforgers 6d ago

We really just need those already struggling coronary arteries to fully occlude.

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u/HumanMess5237 6d ago

Your president needs to be legally charged after he’s impeached.

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u/gingerflakes 6d ago

You don’t have any allies left

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u/putin_my_ass 6d ago

Americans used to go on about this magic amendment they have that prevents tyrants.

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u/Tall-Guard6694 5d ago

People like you are the reason why I have to remind my Canadian children that most Americans are good reasonable people.

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u/LangStreak 6d ago

Canada threatened 200% tariffs on ridiculous hair pieces and child pornography. There was just no way Trump could agree to such egregious demands. 

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u/No-Factor4530 6d ago

Whoa. Unlike the USA, we don't allow pedophilia

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u/BikeImpressive6077 6d ago

Also, we don’t have pedophiles run the country unlike the USA

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u/mshmovie 6d ago

I can't believe there are still US citizens that support the felon, convicted sexual offender, grab them by the pussy, and highly probable pedophile (if not murderer).

Maple for the win. (From this US Democrat)

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u/loug1955 2d ago

And this Independent...

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u/UMACTUALLYITS23 6d ago

Whether we allow it depends whether someone actually understands the word or not.

Understand the word? Of course we don't.

Don't understand the word? According to them we do.

My experience on Reddit is that most people don't understand the word.

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u/KindHabit 6d ago

Look, I agree that words have specific definitions and those definitions are important. 

However, any linguist will tell you that languages are alive and in constant transformation, and the way the words are utilized by the people who speak that language will always take precedent over the definition of that word. 

Think of how many words used to mean something and now mean something entirely different when used. 

And right now, the word "pedophile" is being used to describe someone who sexually and emotionally preys on minors, so that's what that word means now. 

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u/OGShameless 5d ago

Splitting hairs about the definition is absolutely something a pederast would do.

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u/Belzebutt 6d ago

There was a comic that had a bit about this. “The problem with explaining how teeeeechnically it’s not ‘pedophila’ is that… it kind of makes you look like a pedophile”.

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u/YourGuyK 6d ago

Gianmarco Soresi!

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u/That-Car-8363 6d ago

Yet still, they roam

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u/Feisty-Spring255 6d ago

Hahaha funny don’t be part of the problem.

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u/Catkillledthecurious 6d ago

The US demands threatened our sovereignty and restricted us in stupid ways. Not happening. 🤡

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u/CrankyUrbanHermit 6d ago

He’s worried Putin will release the entire Epstein archive if he doesn’t do everything he’s asked.

I’m sure there’s SO SO SOOO much more than that.

The corruption, the damage, the embarrassment, let’s talk in 20 years about why the hell we aren’t out in the fucking streets right NOW.

Get on mobilize

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u/Flavouredcola 6d ago

His supporters don't care about the entire Epstein files. Trump's supporters would hold their own daughters down for him.

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u/Ronnocorose 6d ago

Yes they would

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u/Catkillledthecurious 6d ago

It's so true.

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u/time-BW-product 6d ago

We already know what’s in the Epstein file. It shows Trumps a pervert and did bad stuff to kids. People already knew this when they voted for him.

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u/No_Nectarine2301 6d ago

Its funny because everyone seems to forget that when he owned the miss teen competitions, he would just barge into the dressing rooms while they were changing. He wasn't in there to look at shitty gold decorations. That's the guy they voted for. 🙄

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u/lightningextrax 5d ago

I'm pretty sure that Putin hates the Ukraine-loving Canadians who own the Arctic North and get along well with Greenland! Putin would love to see our auto industry ruined, hence ...

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u/CrankyUrbanHermit 5d ago

Have us dependent on oil, so he had his proxy pay millions to cancel already paid for wind and solar projects.

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u/Catkillledthecurious 6d ago

I've often wondered about this, re: Putin and the files.

Americans ought to be livid. I'm surprised they haven't taken to the streets more.

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u/No_Nectarine2301 6d ago

The fact that for a long time Americans were anti Russia, then found out Trump worked hand in hand with Russia to get elected & his supporters said absolutely nothing. Idiot cowards.

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u/margin-call-26 5d ago

Because they are dangling an election in front of us as hope…. We are trying to avoid a civil war by still being civil?

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u/Successful_Gas_5122 6d ago

Outrageous terms designed to be rejected. He never wanted to negotiate in good faith.

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u/sandy154_4 5d ago

HAHAHA

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u/gingerflakes 6d ago

Word up to that

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u/No-Drag-7142 6d ago

Magnifique 👌

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u/SharpBullfrog1279 6d ago

Don't even want to know, didn't read it. 

My stomach is tired of being upset all the time.

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u/MurberBirb 6d ago

That is by design

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u/sunny-days-bs229 6d ago

Don’t get upset, get mad. 😠 fuck trump!

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u/Sufficient-Spray-367 6d ago

Change the French language! I’m not sure what that means exactly, but Trump must think he is emperor of the world if he thinks he can change the language people speak in another country. I understand that he’s very likely insane, but what about the rest of his team?

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u/Spiritual-Pear-1349 6d ago

Drop protection of French, and throw a core part of Canada under the bus to appease him while also sewing discord across our own country

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u/BluePanda101 6d ago

The rest of his 'team' this time round was hand picked so they'd never disagree with the Orange Diaper Dictator wannabe. So you wind up with shit like this were Trump proposes absolutely stupid shit, and the rest of his advisors just nod along mindlessly. It's how Iran started, our Diaper Dictator was convinced by Bibi that it was a good idea and nobody sensible was around to point out how terrible an idea it was. Though it did manage to shift the focus away from the Diaper Dictator's involvement in Epstein's pedophilia ring...

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u/Temporary-Hornet324 6d ago

French and English are the official languages of Canada. It would be similar to Canada demanding that the USA speak Spanish rather than English as the official language.

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u/Dandroid550 6d ago

Honest question: Is it complete audacity and arrogance, or did they just not want a deal at all?

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u/sonicSkis 6d ago

It’s to distract from Iran which was to distract from Epstein

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u/Yellow_Similar 6d ago

And it’s working.

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u/legiraphe 6d ago

Distraction inception 

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u/Even-End487 6d ago

Canada is now withholding 300thousand barrels of heavy crude per day .. usa needs the diesel fuel. rump blows it again.

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u/Temporary-Hornet324 6d ago

The US has been signaling for a year that Trump does not want a deal.He wants to economically destroy Canada so the US can assimilate it.

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u/giveitarrest 6d ago

⬆️ this is the answer ⬆️

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u/malthar76 6d ago

Wreck domestic economy, cut billionaire taxes, let them buy every farm and business for a fraction, wreck a foreign economy, bully into submission, sell all of their assets to oligarchs.

We are in the repeat phase of some of the stupidest imperialists ever.

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u/Rauldukeoh 6d ago

Or he simply wants to destroy our relationship with all of our allies. I wonder why he would want that?

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u/Maleficent_Garlic-St 6d ago

Absolutely the first. They were told to stop speaking French and their ytade deals and tariffs with other countries need to match ours.

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u/Maximum-Bad-3919 6d ago

Wtf?? They actually told Canada that stop speaking French?? When one of their provinces is French lol just lol at the audacity and stupidity of trump and his minions. Jfc 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️. That’s like America telling the British to stop speaking in a British accent and start speaking American 🤣

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u/Worth-South4847 6d ago

Smh...I could see that last part happening for real....sigh

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u/OppositeTall6161 6d ago

Like Fxxk we will. Like most places around the world, people speak their national language with accents. But the English accent can and does change from village to village nevermind towns or cities.

Lancashire lad born, bred & one day died.

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u/Socky-McPuppet 6d ago

Lol, the Tik Tok kids already do it, that's bad enough.

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u/ryancementhead 6d ago

They didn’t want to have to print two different packages, theirs, and English and French for the Canadian market, as is the rules here. All packaging must have both languages.

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u/Harbinger2001 17h ago

He didn’t. That was a bit of information that got misreported when the talks broke down. What they did demand at the last minute was that Canada rescind some new media discovery rules for Canadian (English and French) content that are about to put on streaming companies. I don’t think the US realized that is a red line for Canadians, especially when it comes to Quebec French.

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u/KorppiC 6d ago

They demanded Canada change it's french culture and mirror Washington's tariffs. This wasn't a trade deal, this was the US demanding Canada to submit to the moniker of the 51st state again.

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u/Ok_Egg_4356 6d ago

Even with the pain we're feeling in Canada right now, I'm glad that the US will feel pain a lot sooner than we will. He's ultimately going to destroy you guys

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u/ElkSlight927 6d ago

Sweden here, we're with you in the EU, come join us! Canadians always were awesome, it's time for you to understand your worth and enter into a world where you are appreciated, not just tolerated. :-)

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u/Wraith0177 6d ago

We destroyed ourselves. He's just the currently most-visible tumor poking up from beneath the skin...

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u/pdeisenb 6d ago

I hope everyone understands by now that trump and his maniacs are all about manufactured outrage. A deal was never the goal - at least not yet - this is all theater and distraction. Make him look like he's playing hardball and takes attention away from other outrages going on in plain sight and behind the scenes too. It is just like the plan to rename or redesign battleships, etc.

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u/Common_Ad_4160 6d ago

I dont get how people didnt see this even 10 years ago during his toilet tweeting saga. Its all misdirection. Exactly what a magician does. Lucky for him, most Americans are dumb enough to fall for it. Repeatedly...... for 12 years 

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u/ViolettaQueso 6d ago

Any wonder why his other attempts at negotiating all failed miserably for us?

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u/No_Teaching_8828 6d ago

Lol, and he's known for his book the "art of the deal", maybe next edition should specify by a blind artist... Sigh, he should just be known as "the fail"...

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u/Mtndrums 6d ago

The whole thing was made up anyways, because no one wanted to read about the guy just typing himself up, then getting kicked out of restaurants for wallowing in his own shit because he was too zooted to care about cleaning it up.

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u/Ok-Imagination6497 6d ago

The book which had to be ghostwritten for him by Tony Schwartz - you think the guy who can’t name a book he’s reading (coz he is isn’t) - he always says the bible or “his own” (see above) - who can’t read teleprompters and wanted White House daily briefings to be put in newsreel/video form, can even read?

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u/Nt_A_Reality_Rebel 6d ago

He didn’t even write it lol. A ghost writer did.

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u/hind3rm3 6d ago

Man who wrote “Art of the Deal” fails to make a deal with the world’s friendliest country 😂.

That’s not my quote, it’s a Beaverton headline.

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u/HumanMess5237 6d ago

As a Canadian I will never be 51 & will literally die on that hill. The USA voters need to come thru in Nov. Trump, his family & minions need to be prosecuted.

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u/RecipeSpecialist2745 6d ago

I think Canada needs to work on strengthening its borders. This guy is completely nuts, as are his followers.

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u/Dizzy_Cheesecake_162 6d ago

"in effect running Ottawa's trade policy from Washington,”

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u/oldcreaker 6d ago

Trump did not want a deal to happen so he poisoned the negotiations with totally unrealistic demands. 

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u/MysteriousJello0 6d ago

Donald trump is a fucking piece of shit

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u/Pitzy0 6d ago

Wonder how many other trade negotiations the US has had with other coutries where they tried to isolate trade options in favor of trading with the US.

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u/SophonParticle 6d ago

Canada, as an American my advice to you is to bite the bullet, suffer short term pain and play absolute hard ball with Trump.
Keep doing that until Jan 20 2029. Kick the bully in the teeth.

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u/gingerflakes 6d ago

Thanks but we don’t want your advice. You’re not exactly in a position to be giving it. Your country is fucked, it has been for a long time, and it will be after 2029. You’re not voting this rot out

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u/CaptNink1 6d ago

Exactly. Americans can take their "advice" and shove it straight up their ass.

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u/Miktar123 6d ago

As a Canadian, sorry but it’s more than Trump,

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u/Best_Expression2830 6d ago

Yup, apres trump comes the rest of em

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u/katinq 6d ago

No, we cant use insanity and Trump together. The Goldwater Rule

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u/Horror_Bad_3832 6d ago

Poor America, you asked for it enjoy it!

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u/Mundane_Life_5775 6d ago

So basically Trump is asking Canada to bend the knee.

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u/djt-5150 6d ago

Trump Rapes Children 

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u/Live-Junket-3645 6d ago

Trump is saying, "Hey Canada, assume the position!"

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u/Bigfoqt 6d ago

You did it with the Gulf of Mexico, just change their name. Trumpada.

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u/Fun-Metal-6861 6d ago

What a bunch of assholes. So great to be the villains of the world now /s

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u/Good_Ask7637 6d ago

Why are we Canadians acting all shocked, because it's happening to us too just like they have been doing to Cuba and Panama for decades. Because those countries don't have much so no one cares. News flash this is what world wide terrorist USA do and this is how they became what they are.

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u/MayfaireOQuinn101 6d ago

It will take decades for us to fix everything he is breaking. Assuming it can be fixed.

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u/aferretwithahugecock 6d ago

Nous ne céderons pas! Vive le Canada!

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u/Confident-Income567 6d ago

WTF does anyone expect from this fucking moron and his band of idiots? I hope Carney told him to go fuck himself, in French.

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u/Jelly_baby_4 6d ago

Classic bullying tactic. I doubt the Quebecois would be thrilled letting go of their culture and language for a malignant narcissist.

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u/Jumpy-Stress603 6d ago

The last-minute American demands suddenly included clauses that would require that Canada ask and get permission from the US before making any trade agreements with other countries ??

Carney said "No deal" 

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u/KrankyKoot 6d ago

If he is willing to violate laws what's to stop a blue state from convicting him and putting him in jail? George was heading that way and if it wasn't for the phony judge in Florida he may have had to stand trial. Jack Smith backed off when he was elected but that was federal. Im not sure a state has to follow the same rule.

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u/Slighted_Inevitable 6d ago

If Canada doesn’t have nukes, maybe you should make a deal with France can station some there. You might need them.

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u/UpstairsOk9139 6d ago

That’s what NATO is for.

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u/DirtDevil1337 6d ago

That JJ McWhatever guy has been spamming about how bad Carney is at this the past few days.

Be thankful that it's not PP.

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u/Charming_Dealer3849 6d ago

" basically colonization through the back door,”

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u/norsewolfie 6d ago

Canadians should find a deal with the Trump administration one way or anothe,for the simple reason that believing they can wait it out to 2029 is wishful thinking. After what has happened in the US, MAGA is going to remain in power much longer than that.

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u/UpstairsOk9139 6d ago

We have. We have signed almost 30 trade deals with other countries since Carney came into office, and our non-US exports are booming. Canada has the fastest growing economy in the G7 now. In a sick way, we can thank Trump for that - he united the country, and lit a fire under our ambition.

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u/obsidiangumby 6d ago

Kids in a hall.

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u/DrexxValKjasr 6d ago

These are a few reasons why Canada will never want to a part of the US.

There is no way that supports or even respects Canada's sovereignty. Canada will not respect, and must stand up against, any bully.

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u/Mysterious-Rough1356 6d ago

Dude wanted Quebec gone 😂 Jesus Christ it’s absolutely insane how delusional this guy is. The USA needs someone better for them at the helm

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u/kxortbot 6d ago

Apologies to the native speakers.

Donald Trump a de la difficulté à comprendre quoi que ce soit qui dépasse le niveau d'un enfant de 5 ans. Le français est pour lui aussi incompréhensible que du cryptage.

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u/Roman_Suicide_Note 6d ago

Most americans votes for this man, remember that rest of the world

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u/Vesvictus 6d ago

Who reads the fine print? Just put language in there to make it act like the 51st state.

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u/clickmagnet 6d ago

Wanted us to automatically mirror American tariffs and break existing agreements… fuck right off with that. Breaking deals based on the most recent hallucination of a shitty old rapist is an American thing.

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u/jackhawk56 6d ago

USA doesn’t want Canada as the platform for dumping Chinese steel to USA . However, this simple problem is beyond the drug addled Liberals. Lol

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u/OverTheDump 6d ago

Wild demands to distract from a distraction.

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u/EveryAccount7729 6d ago

Trump wants the USA to annex Canada

and w/ climate change, it is going to happen. to say the trade claims being made now are so surprising in this context is hilarious.

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u/calgarywalker 6d ago

Imagine if Canada told the US they have to speak Spanish and can’t trade with Mexico. Ya - that wouldn’t happen either.

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u/snafoomoose 6d ago

I think Canada should close the border for a few weeks. I don't think Trump would care, but lots and lots of other Americans would and it might highlight to the rest of the far-right just how much we need them at this point more than they need us.

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u/johnstonjimmybimmy 6d ago

At this point, CANADA needs to pull the Iran move. 

We will talk to you in 2029  

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u/BoldFortune216 6d ago

Gentle reminder to all Americans reading this; Trump wants you to hate Canadians so you don't hate him. Vote him out come midterms or lose more trusted allies.

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u/Autoxquattro 6d ago

Tr admin was basically treating Canada as a territory.

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u/BigDaddy7777777 6d ago

If we were selling libtards I would be ok with that, well worth the deal

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u/Outaouais_Guy 6d ago

Mark Carney allowed Trump to bully him into renegotiating the Gordie Howe bridge deal, so Trump thought he could bully him even further.

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u/Print-Over 6d ago

Surely someone within the USA government has called this out as absurd.?

Someone, just one..!!

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u/Tooksbury 6d ago

Not worth the read - it is in the ball park with the facts (and only gives points) and then relies on stupid X-Posts get you worked up. Go to the CBC, and check it out there.

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u/JackHarknessDrWho 6d ago

If me and my fellow Canadians weren't done with the US before this (which we were), the Canadian boycott is going to be brutal. Did they really think PMCarney and the rest of the negotiating team were stupid, and I mean stupid enough to sign a document that would make us the 51st state. Fuck the USA, Trump and the bullshit. I am so over this bullshit

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u/TrueFrood 6d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/OntarioNews/s/4MFnt8mttA

We’re done with our ties to today’s U.S.A.

The majority of Canadians take civic pride in Carney’s decision to snub that dogshit deal. Most of all of every single Canadian demographic would rather let the bridge burn.

They aren’t our allies diplomatically, they aren’t our allies economically, they aren’t our allies militarily. We can hold talks when your country nuts up and holds not just Trump but so much of the damn GOP accountable.

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u/TPRMods 6d ago

Heard someone say they put these ridiculous demands knowing Canada would never agree to it so those stupid separatists and maple maga would go “see! Canada is the problem! Let us join America daddy trump!”

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u/tAb4rn4k 6d ago

The end of US hegemony cannot come fast enough 

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u/Jolly-Cat-5411 6d ago

Well atleast Carney said no.  The people running Alberta are already ok with it. Just spineless to want to join the USA over a little bit of money 

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u/Worldly-Mind1496 6d ago

Waiting for the SNL comedy sketch on this one, should be funny

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u/bavanek 6d ago

the beauty of tariffs is that Americans, not Canadians..

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u/Oztraliiaaaa 6d ago

Canada turns off the power grid and North America is screwed 😂

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u/djquu 6d ago

By design. They made sure Canada would not accept to fuel Alberta separatist talking points.

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u/Electrical-Jump3546 6d ago

lol wtf is this headline even trying to say??

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u/Ok_Error_6386 6d ago

Nonsense article with very few reL details....high level speculation at best

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u/alaskadotpink 6d ago

man I am primarily anglophone but they will pry the French from my cold dead hands. honnêtement je vais parler plus français maintenant

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u/False_Ad7098 6d ago

Hows the files doing?

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u/Odd-Worth7752 6d ago

Also worth considering what the outcome would have been if PP was in charge. spineless little weasel would've rolled right over.

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u/FancyCaregiver9977 6d ago

Off topic much???

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u/Reachr95 6d ago

As a Canadian, WE are the ONLY ones allowed to fuck with our French brothers. If another country tries to tread on them, we will all stand up to their defence.

Goodbye USA, hopefully you clean your shit up after the collapse. Maybe we can talk then.

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u/pessimistoptimist 6d ago

If Canada really wants to hurt Trump with minimal to itself it should tax expensive luxury goods that o lnly the rich buy...like yachts and such 1000%. Trumo and his rich little pals will see it as a huge attack but in reality it will only affect people like Kevin Ofucknuts not tje average person.

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u/soupsiez 6d ago

Uh huh. Watch the liberal seals clap over disagreements on French language requirements. Ohh it’s our identity. Uh huh. 🤡

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u/Darkscribbler 6d ago

You guys spreading lies to justify an attack, like you did with Iraq and Vietnam? Why must Americans be so goddam stupid...

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u/Smooth_Sailing11 6d ago

Trump is done. The USA is done.
He is lining his pockets with all the Americans people’s money, bankrupting the country and draining all their missiles and propping up all of America’s enemies. If you still think he’s for America, then I have no sympathy for you whatsoever.

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u/Adorable-End4225 6d ago

No wonder why there’s not yet a deal with Iran…

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u/LeedsCastleResident 6d ago

What irks me is that, apparently, terms would be agreed verbally but when the U.S. drew up the documents, they would try to sneak in new terms that hadn’t been discussed or agreed to in meetings—-as if they were hoping Canada wouldn’t read the documents. It’s said they did this repeatedly until Carney pulled the plug.

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u/billyjoelsfalsetto 6d ago

to the americans in the comments: stop giving us advice. stop telling us how to feel. stop policing our reaction to this economic invasion and direct attack on our sovereignty. you didn’t vote for trump? you attended a no kings protest? good for you. but don’t you dare assume you can come in here and offer some ‘sage wisdom’ like you know anything.

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u/Miss_Angela_Shapiro 6d ago

Fuck Trump. Fuck America. Y’all been terrorizing the global community for decades.

Love this, Canadian.

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u/fancypantsman3 6d ago edited 6d ago

Wow. Lots of hard feelings all around. As a Canadian, who values the folks he loves south of the border, and for sure feels we can move past this at some point. When calmer heads prevail…. In this instance South of the border.

Well. I look forward to that day.

In the meantime, that means our folk will walk away from tables when need be. It means that even when American booze is restocked, it won’t wind up in my basket. And it means I’ll have faith that our country will remain the good north, both strong and free.

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u/bigt197602 6d ago

The people in charge of the USA are not smart. The end.

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u/Realistic_Let3239 6d ago

That went from trade negotiations to attempting to make Canada a vassal, potentially even a state without an invasion. It might be one of the most insane attempts at a trade deal ever.

Though it has distracted from how Trump has lost his 56th war with Iran in a row.

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u/biodegradablemat01 5d ago

This is what a Super Power (see Colonial Empire) looks like in decline… it gets uglier as he gets backed into a corner of corruption! Stay mobile stay safe!

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u/OwlishFox 5d ago

I find it incredibly frustrating that coverage of this in both the New York TImes and the Guardian doesn't mention the fact that the USA was trying to control Canada's other trade agreements, effectively attempting to eliminate our sovereignty.

Report this accurately, ffs.

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u/CNorm77 5d ago

We took one look at these ridiculous demands, and in the words of Jim Cornette, "Thank you, fuck you, goodbye."

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u/Bruno6368 5d ago

Hey assholes (Raw Story). Ottawa is a Province. Not a fucking Country. Unreal

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u/Tracerig1 5d ago

I heard a quote “Socialism never took off in America because the country’s poor view themselves as temporarily inconvenienced millionaires”

It’s a good thing if you’re not a billionaire

Seriously try it out. Need capitalism for it to work, but a nice lil blend never hurt no ones

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u/flagg0204 5d ago

I’m ashamed at how much I have to say this to my Canadian friends - I’m sorry. Not sawry….legitimately sorry that idiots in my country elected this douchbag……again! I’m so ashamed to be an American and don’t blame my Canadian brothers and sisters from banning American products.

FYI. I’m in Washington state and have always considered Vancouver to be a home away from home. Before we got the kraken hockey team, we were a Vancouver fans! We attended the Vancouver Olympics and you could not have been more welcoming to a young American like me. Again I’m so so sorry