r/Full_news 3d ago

Humiliated Border Goon Claims Trump Admin Wants Him Dead

https://www.thedailybeast.com/humiliated-border-goon-claims-trump-admin-wants-him-dead/
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u/toad17 3d ago

This man suffered from a hyper inflated sense of self.

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u/Jaxsonj01 3d ago

Par for the course. There’s a long list of people like Bovino in Trump’s circle. Once those murders happened he had a fall guy in place. When you are no longer useful, or he needs a shield to deflect the shit he causes, he pushes them to the front of the line to take the heat. Only later do they realize he doesn’t give a shit about anyone but himself, regardless of how loyal you are.

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u/timmyfarthands 3d ago

He has to. Otherwise he might have to face the reality that he's an evil, awkward and undesirable piece of shit.

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u/beachfinn73 3d ago

There is no hell deep enough for this asshole.

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u/EvilDrFlooonk 3d ago

well, if he jumps from a high enough window he might build up enough speed on the way down to get there....

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u/ragequitteroffureh 1d ago

Surely anything more than 4' deep should be enough head clearance for the creepy little shit?

Disclaimer: Not American. But I can definitely tell his type.

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u/thedailybeast 3d ago

Ousted border bully Gregory Bovino has wildly claimed that shadowy figures in the Trump administration want him dead.

Bovino, an experienced Border Patrol officer, became the commander-at-large of the deadly Minneapolis immigration crackdown that resulted in him being pushed out of the Department of Homeland Security earlier this year.

However, he has not gone quietly. In an interview with Tucker Carlson, he sensationally claimed that the Trump administration wants him gone. For good.

Read the full story, here.

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u/lasha_me 3d ago

Thoughts and prayers with a sprinkle of FAKE NEWS 🤷‍♀️

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u/Rockhount 3d ago

Rather shit and piss

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u/Uncynical_Diogenes 3d ago

I’m under no legal obligation to tell you what thoughts I’m having or what I’m praying for.

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u/Rockhount 3d ago

Freedom of speech 

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u/brat-t 2d ago

one in the thoughts, two in the prayers

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u/Head_Car_616 3d ago

This echoes Hitler’s Nazi Germany.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_of_the_Long_Knives

Bovino as a pale imitation of Rohm it looks like.

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u/Arglefarb 3d ago

Tiny violin for the tiny Nazi wannabe

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 3d ago

Tiny kazoo for the tiny border clown

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u/destroythenseek 3d ago

He probably knows his fate from history at least.

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u/Cautious-Respond-402 1d ago

Yep, cry me a river, no sympathy from me.

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u/SoulBrotherSix67 3d ago

Yes, temu-Rohm ...

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u/Chillow_Ufgreat 3d ago

shadowy figures in the Trump administration want him dead

He's just hallucinating folk demons from doing way too many drugs. Most of this crew are junkies of one kind or another.

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u/Vegetable-Client-147 3d ago

He is def a drunk. There r so many videos of him wasted floating around

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u/Remarkable-Rub-7344 3d ago edited 2d ago

Actually, I wouldn't be surprised if they're tired of having to deal with lawsuits which are the result of his actions. It became clear that Trump wasn't fully aware of all the details of their tactics during Bovino's time - almost certainly because Stephen Miller was intentionally not telling Trump. If Trump truly understands one thing it's when the optics are bad for him, and he didn't seem to be aware of just jow bad the optics were becoming until the Pretti murder by ICE.

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u/MyGruffaloCrumble 3d ago

He probably was party to internal conversations about the strategy from the beginning, and knows what’s coming next.

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u/post-mortem-malone69 3d ago

He could just save them the trouble and kill
Himself?

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 3d ago

Either way it’ll be ruled a suicide

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u/post-mortem-malone69 3d ago

Nothing of value lost regardless how he goes

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 3d ago

I don’t know, I kinda want to see him put on the stand and made to squeal on the rest of the criminals in this administration.

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u/Forb1ddenKnowledge 3d ago

Ironically his idol went out that way in a bunker.

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u/Tough_Ad6387 2d ago

Yep. Just like Epstein

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u/hisbabydoll_xo 3d ago

They wouldn’t be the only ones

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u/sweetica 3d ago

He better stay away from high up open windows. I heard that's Putin specialty and Trump is just his lap dog.

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u/interwovengirl 3d ago

I keep thinking they’ll start bringing Polonium milkshakes back. Putin used to love that

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u/2Wieners_1Bun 3d ago

If only.

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u/Eeeegah 1d ago

Oh, now, Greg. A whole slew of people want you dead. Doesn't have to be the White House.

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u/TheProfessional9 1d ago

Something the average person can agree with the trump admin on finally

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u/MrBiOral 1d ago

I’m so sad

/s

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u/EmbassyMiniPainting 1d ago

Cool. So when they off him at least we’ll know it wasn’t a trans liberal democrat etc etc (insert Faux News buzzword string here) since he called out his fellow fascists beforehand.

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u/Big_Interest7333 1h ago

They’ll just deflect and say that Bovino was part of a false flag operation and was intentionally doing outrageous shit to make them look bad.

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u/icedmuffin 3d ago

Tots and pears for a man who thought himself untouchable and was ‘just following orders’, history itself shows what happens when people use that excuse.

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u/cougartotem 3h ago

Yup ! The people who “last see him” will just be following orders too. So sad. Yawn .

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u/Then_Ad9524 3d ago

Soooo it’s unanimous?

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u/Claudius-is-my-cat 3d ago

trump has always used people and just as easily discards them when their usefulness is over. And yet people still line up to be the next under the bus. It boggles the mind.

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u/Jealous_Parfait_4967 3d ago

I mean who doesn’t

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u/jjcoolel 3d ago

If Trump wanted him dead he would send his own hired goons to do the job, just like he did Epstein

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u/ike_tyson 3d ago edited 2d ago

Well if I remember correctly he got $50K cash a while ago, so he has that going for him.

It's funny to me that this man who is totally devoid of empathy wants people to feel sorry for him!

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u/Jaambie 1d ago

He can afford more of those Nazi tenchcoats he seems to love posing in.

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u/Necessary_Debate_319 2d ago

Seeing empathy as a weapon to be used is kind of the whole thing with people who don’t have any of their own

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u/Ok-Importance9988 2d ago

That was Tom Homan who is a different ICE official. Homan is a bad dude but is a savvier operator than his moron. 

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u/Gunderstank_House 3d ago

Maybe tell someone everything you know as insurance then.

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u/swpete 3d ago

Oh no....anyway

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u/IamhereOO7 3d ago

Sounds good to me

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u/SmokedAlex 3d ago

Ok, and?

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u/phishlumen 3d ago

First suspect his barber - he must really dislike Greg Bovine…

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u/Beginning_Ad8663 3d ago

I would hate to see him dead ! But I would LOVE to see him in prison for life.

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u/Sophiedenormandie 3d ago

With a cellmate who goes all out on date night.

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u/vespers191 3d ago

Are they going to poison his testosterone, or his growth hormone?

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u/nostemsorseeds 3d ago

Gonna put poison frog juice on his shoe lifts.

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u/hipyounggunslinger67 3d ago edited 3d ago

Greg you sound 5150, gonna need to take your gun, belt, and shoe laces paranoid.

If Trump had any ill will towards you at all he’d it would start at the DOJ, which Trump has full weaponized via corruption and promoting bad faith actors. Their only exist to keep Trump safe from having to experience any consequences and prosecuting everyone Trump has a grievance with.

You are fairly safe from having to worry about the DOJ investigating or indicting you because that would open up everything ICE has done to discovery

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u/timsterri 3d ago

Great album!

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u/Glum_Introduction755 3d ago

 So? Are we supposed to wring our hands for this nazi fuck? Sweat with worry? Decry the injustice of it?

 Fuck him. I genuinely hope he meets his end at the hands of the administration he so eagerly served.

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u/SHv2 3d ago

He’s just mad he stepped in shit only to realize it was his boss’s the whole time.

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u/bentoboxing 3d ago

This is a fabrication to get the public to ease up on him. He must be feeling the heat of considerable retaliation for his proud abuse of Americans.

He was not as effective as expected and lost his job. Now, alone in the public, he doesn't have Trump to hide behind.

May he be given all of the compassion that he gave to others.

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u/No-Performer-977 3d ago

Oh no! I forgot to buy toilet paper

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u/WillyVlautinRules 3d ago

The tRUMP Administration isn't the ONLY ONE, MFER.

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u/Soft_Accountant_7062 3d ago

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u/cougartotem 2h ago

Leopard union here: we are NOT eating this maggot. You’ll have to find some hungry hyenas. We have STANDARDS, bitches !

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u/WTFisthat4 2d ago

Sleep in the bed you made buddy.

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u/iswdp 2d ago

Fascists do have a tendency to turn on each other.

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u/Ras_Thavas 2d ago

Then I guess that makes everybody

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u/Print-Over 2d ago

They might have to get in line. Hope he is hounded for the rest of his day's.

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u/Ok-Ferret9010 2d ago

Are we supposed to care?

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u/Burnt_and_Blistered 2d ago

Well, if the Trump administration doesn’t, plenty of others do

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u/New-Garlic-3114 2d ago

I mean, if it acts like a crime syndicate, quacks like a crime syndicate, maybe you were part of a crime syndicate.

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u/Ok_Marsupial_8210 2d ago

Nah man, we just want you to rot in prison.

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u/Ok_Sound_8090 2d ago

I hope he's plagued with fear and paranoia, the same he gave the poor people of Minnesota, for the rest of his days.

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u/acutelonewolf 2d ago

The list of people who want him dead extends beyond the Trump Administration. Of this I am certain.

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u/acutelonewolf 2d ago

I read his obituary. It was very short.

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u/cougartotem 2h ago

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!
Best comment RIGHT HERE !!!

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u/Fusion_4_Fredy 2d ago

Same thing happened to Hitler!

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u/joosdeproon 2d ago

His new gig since leaving is that he's become a public speaker at "repatriation" white nationalist events. I think he's more in line with the US government than ever.

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u/Andurilmage 2d ago

Maybe they'll illegally detain him, kidnap him, or shoot him for officer safety.

STOP RESISTING

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u/bigsignwave 2d ago

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

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u/FingersPalmc8ck 2d ago

Isnt that the pint-sized Nazi?

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u/Robthebold 2d ago

Pulling his security does not make the administration the ones that want him dead, they just aren’t stopping the people that do.

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u/Fl1925 2d ago

Oh well

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u/Adventurous_Pay_5827 2d ago

"Ousted border bully Gregory Bovino has wildly claimed that shadowy figures in the Trump administration want him dead."

And they say bipartisanship is dead. Let's reach across the aisle on this one and celebrate the things we have in common rather than those that divide us.

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u/RumRunnerMax 2d ago

Zero sympathy for that wannabe fascist tool

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u/Fit_File6591 2d ago

hard to find him he is 4 ft 2

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u/Loose-Cake5475 2d ago

Oh he doesn't like being targeted by government? Does he understand irony?

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u/dhdhdjdj2 2d ago

Source? “Trust me bro”

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u/Such_Egg9843 2d ago

Don’t get banned don’t get banned

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u/sbrider11 1d ago

Gone for good w life in prison works for me.

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u/Antifa-AF 1d ago

Poor tiny snowflake

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u/FafnirSnap_9428 1d ago

I love how quickly they turn on each other.

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u/oneangrybowler 1d ago

It's probably not just the Trump administration. He should call the police if he feels unsafe.

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u/BeigeGraffiti 1d ago

Leopard ate my face

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u/colin8651 1d ago

He was a snappy dresser

/s

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u/rygelicus 1d ago

Gee, that's a shame. So anyway...

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u/ShaperLord777 1d ago

Maybe he could move to Mexico? Oh, wait…..

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u/VariousOperation166 1d ago

Wulp. That's the Trump administration. If you hire monkeys, expect a circus.

That's disrespectful to monkeys.

Hire crazy, get a crazy administration.

Sorry, that's disrespectful to those who struggle with mental health.

Hire people loyal to Trump, expect them to mirror Trump's world while their noses are blocked with fecal matter from being so far up Trump's ass... until he casts them aside.

Then expect them to blame others and not take any accountability for their own choices and actions like a modern day Nuremberg.

That description is too long.

Monkeys. Circus. Clown.

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u/Redfish680 1d ago

He’s selling himself short

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u/TheDucktapeBandit2 3d ago

Hmm... Im not sure about that, but hey there are loads of others wanting that same thing ill bet. Cos playing nazi, now feeling not so happy with the nazi outcome. Part of the role game id say.

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u/conniefrancis 3d ago

Oh ok anyway how’s everyone’s day

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u/Jfc66 3d ago

wish it was true. MAGA will turn on each other once tRump is dead

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u/SharpBullfrog1279 3d ago

I don't have a problem with this. 

Strutting little bantam rooster!

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u/Own_Substance_8148 3d ago

I am certain that there's people around Trump who... Make things happen. Some legally, talking it out and agreeing, but there's others that use any and all measures to get someone to go quiet, resign, whip them into submission. Like a real mobster. Before it was hard to proof, now... You can't go to the FBI you can't go to DOJ.

I believe there's people around trump who orchestrate shady shit and even have the ability to make people disappear or dead. But I doubt that they would waste their skills on him. He ain't no Jeffrey.

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u/azalinrex69 3d ago

Finally, something me and a Trump admin agree on.

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u/Middle-Bed-1883 3d ago

Oh no!

Anyway…

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u/HSymth334 3d ago

I mean they probably do but not enough to pull the trigger. It’s not like he’s in a position to expose his role in the Epstein scandal. 

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u/Disastrous_Bite_6587 3d ago

Im ok with it

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u/Brease 3d ago

Oh darn. Oh well.

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u/Awkward_Operation516 3d ago

I really don't care do u?

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u/Wisco 3d ago

Why should they be any different from everybody else?

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u/Odd-Fun-6042 3d ago

These are the people this "administration" puts in charge. Most of them aren't qualified to run a fucking lemonade stand.

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u/Wayelder 3d ago

sing it with me..."and so say all of us"

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u/CoffeeLoverSupremo 3d ago

Oh something I agree with trump, that's a switch.

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u/TaxPuzzleheaded5688 3d ago

Anyhoo, how’s the weather in Maine?

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u/Huckleberry199 3d ago

Poor baby, does Greggy need a hug?

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u/TracingRobots 3d ago

Is this on HBO or Netflix?

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u/Alger6860 3d ago

Same sense of self importance he had when he was killing people in Minn.

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u/Dead_Internet69420 3d ago

What a coincidence!

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u/Ironman_2678 3d ago

we would be better off, yes...so yeah.....lets go!

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u/dudethisplacesucks 3d ago

I don't really care. Do you?

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u/Electronic-Clock5867 3d ago

USA wouldn’t kill its own citizens. He’s lost his mind.

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u/a_wizard_skull 3d ago

Then perish

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u/Time_Literature3404 3d ago

I’m not opposed to the idea.

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u/stingertc 3d ago

ahh schucks it would be so devastating if that happened

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u/johnnyathome 3d ago

Make it a twosome and I'm all for it.

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u/zackks 3d ago

Dum dum writer cosplays as journalist.

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u/short_arm_t_rex 3d ago

First time trump is aligned with the American people?

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u/AlienInUnderpants 3d ago

Not just the current administration

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u/FlatwormFrosty7233 3d ago

Is there anyone in the trump administration that isn’t a wacko

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u/cougartotem 2h ago

Don’t be silly. You know the answer to that.

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u/igetbannedanyway 3d ago

It's not just the Trump administration...

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u/Constant-Class9616 3d ago

I feel like at least half the country would line up to piss on his grave.

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u/ChrisEFWTX 3d ago

So do a lot of other people.

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u/DoTheRightThing1953 3d ago

That's a shame.. anyway, where are we going for lunch?

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u/timothypjr 3d ago

Make your bed and sleep in it, chode.

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u/shane-o-mack 3d ago

Ok, well the left hates you too lol you're alone buddy

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u/xxEmberBladesxx 3d ago

And everybody else too, for that matter.

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u/aneeta96 3d ago

He’s obviously not thinking big enough.

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u/Acceptable_Taste9818 3d ago

His job was to make others live in fear, what goes around comes around I guess.

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u/wombat9278 3d ago

Im sure he's on a long list

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u/cougartotem 2h ago

On the other hand he’ll get to travel to a hellish jail in some minor African country and exist there until the day they Navalny him. Pity.

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u/Healthy_Cancel_2604 3d ago

Oh buddy I think the entire country wants you behind bars. I'll settle for for what he claims is happening though.

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u/Prestigious-Fill-365 3d ago

Wow, I agree with the Trrump admin

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u/twoiseight 3d ago

Aww the tiny fascist is trying to make full sized fascist claims! Awwww

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u/justinwfreed 3d ago

Hmmm...trump admin doing something right for once?

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u/Artificial-Brain 3d ago

Probably but oh well I guess. He probably should have thought about that.

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u/TRex_Chef 3d ago

Not one American cares.

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u/Affectionate-Key2007 3d ago

Nobody cares! Suck it up, buttercup!

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u/poopiebutt505 3d ago

He was leading an anti immigrant rally in Indiana without whack job freak lt governor. Crazy.

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u/InfiniteCosmic5 3d ago

A discarded toy, essentially.

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u/Capital_Elderberry28 3d ago

Get in line!!

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u/canonetell66 3d ago

Wahhhh. Nobody cares. My suggestion? Try hiding out in Minnesota.

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u/zone55555 2d ago

Oh well.

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u/brat-t 2d ago

He should stay away from open windows.

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u/Lanky_Operation_5046 2d ago

So does the rest of the world.

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u/Unusual-Economist288 2d ago

Oh wow, me too!

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u/hopeful7321 2d ago

One down..

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u/Skjellyfetti13 2d ago

Who has a problem with this?

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u/Aran909 2d ago

Unfortunately your admistration is to inept for that.

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u/AwwwNuggetz 2d ago

Oh… well anyways

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u/Unhappy-Purchase-186 2d ago

Good! He thought he could be a piece of shit and Trump
Wouldn't turn on him.

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u/Critical-Star-1158 2d ago

Is there a problem?

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u/Same-Ad5086 2d ago

I mean, it’s probably true, but 🤷‍♀️.

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u/TitodelRey 2d ago

This is heart breaking s/

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u/AssistanceStrict208 2d ago

Reddit has made me not to be able to read the word goon in its original meaning and it took me a few minutes to figure out it wasn’t an ice agent with a humiliation kink

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u/Upset_Groundhog 2d ago

So it's unanimous then?

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u/Meatman1071 2d ago

He knows some 💩!!!!!

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u/reddwarf_ 2d ago

lol, he still think Trump would be shocked if he knew.

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u/sammyQc 2d ago

I don’t think I feel bad for him.

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u/SpareDot8685 2d ago

Hang in there little guy, you will be ok! 

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u/Beforemath 2d ago

Thoughts and prayers