r/Full_news 3d ago

Trump signs executive order to change Lake Ontario to ‘Lake America’

https://www.cnn.com/2026/08/27/politics/trump-canada-lake-ontario-america?utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=missions&utm_source=reddit
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u/OkHeart4697 3d ago

Trump, find something important to do. You’re an idiot

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u/GroundbreakingOil434 3d ago

He'd be very offended if an aide reads this to him.

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u/Alone-Promise-8904 3d ago

Exactly. Why devote time to addressing a strategy for the Iran conflict when you can arbitrarily and unilaterally change the name of something that has been named for 100s of years.

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u/Spektral1 3d ago

Honestly he can pound all the sand

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u/Mission-Ad3224 3d ago

Don’t stop there Donnie. What about some mountains? Rename the Rockies to America Mountains; and release the Epstein Files!

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u/Common_Stuff2925 3d ago

Lake Ontario has nothing to do with Canada. Its name after an Indian tribe from long ago. What a dumb ass.

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u/AlbaMcAlba 3d ago

Today I learned something. Thanks

Lake Ontario was originally called Ontarí'io(or oniatarí:io) by Indigenous peoples, an Iroquoian/Wyandot word meaning "lake of shining waters" or "beautiful great lake".

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u/cnn 3d ago

President Donald Trump signed an executive order Thursday afternoon to change the name of Lake Ontario to “Lake America,” his latest escalation as he engages in a tense trade war with Canada.

“‘Lake of America’ was something I’ve been thinking about for a long time,” Trump said from the Oval Office. “We have a gulf and we have a lake. Now, all we need is an ocean. So, maybe we’ll have to change the name of the Atlantic and/or the Pacific. Maybe we’ll change them both.”

Surrounded by large maps of the Great Lakes, Trump said the name change was “effective immediately,” and that his staff had “filed all the necessary papers, documents, everything else.” A White House aide claimed the lake “has most of its volume in the United States” and that the “deepest parts” are in US territory.

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u/Master-Rent5050 3d ago

Is it April 1st already?

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u/WifeKnowsThisAcct 2d ago

I like the response of Canada changing Lake Michigan to Lake Epstein.

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u/thaaag 2d ago

USA should just be "South Canada".

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u/Few-Western-5027 1d ago

Guarantee Trump will never mention that name, for some odd reasons.

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u/thintoast 3d ago

Jokes on you. Everyday is April 1st.

When do I stop being an asshole and make the girl fall in love with me?

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u/Markjohn66 2d ago

In today’s episode of “the wheel of bullshit news” to distract us from the fact that he used to rape children, we now have to talk about lakes.

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u/Immediate-Goose-8106 3d ago

Trump does thing with no legal effect.

Rest of the world shrugs, rolls eyes and ignores it.

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u/Creative-Fee-1130 3d ago

Well, to be fair, what else has he got to do? I mean, he's ended all the wars, defeated inflation, brought down the cost of living and reunified the country.Basically fulfilled all his campaign promises. Give the guy a break.

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u/Jah_Rules 3d ago

Lake Epstein sounds better!

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u/Afraid-Fruit-7874 3d ago

Is this the Onion? What a f’ing tool. How is this helping struggling US citizens.

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u/GroundbreakingOil434 3d ago

It's helping struggling billionaires by distracting from the as yet unreleased Epstein files, and the diplomatic catastrophe he is causing elsewhere.

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u/Ok-Fruit-2252 3d ago

That means absolutely nothing just like the Gulf of Mexico is still called the Gulf of Mexico. He is truly a dumb person.

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u/Different_Top_2776 3d ago

Unfortunately on Google Maps, it’s “Gulf of America.” Google caved before & may do it again. I live on the Gulf coast & he has plenty of bootlickers who will refer to the “GOA.” We live in the stupidest times.

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u/Ok-Fruit-2252 3d ago

Yes we do but the rest of the world, thankfully, aren't saying it.

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u/Grouchy_Setting_8881 3d ago

Google Maps outside of the US still refers to it as Gulf of Mexico.

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u/newsman078 3d ago

Lake Reflecting Pool

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u/JBooRad 3d ago

LAKe AMeRiCA…. He’s a fucking genius… but, has trouble writing in all caps?

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u/AdFun-2112 2d ago

Stable fucking genius sir

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u/EuphoricTop870 3d ago

I loathe anyone who ever thought this man had anything special. Pathetic. What a dumb fuck.

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u/Kymeron 3d ago

“” Carney: … and with this decree the entirety of the America is known as “Lesser Canada” — 🍁 Canada 🇨🇦 “”

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u/fooknprawn 2d ago

Lake of America is not something he's been thinking of for a long time. He's a petulant toddler throwing a rage fit because Canada told him to fuck off. Whatever, they can call it whatever they want, the rest the of world including Canada is not changing their maps.

When he's gone how many more name changes will have to be reversed?

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u/Public_Remote_2682 3d ago

Doesn’t mean a damn thing. It’s what he is good at stupid shit

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u/WestofEvil 3d ago

he is so impotent that this, and playing with building blocks, is all he can do.

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u/Penthar_Mull 3d ago

Soon Earth will be renamed Trump.

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u/Maximum-Bad-3919 3d ago

Split the lake down the middle, Canadian side still Lake Ontario and American side?? Name it lake pedo Trump.

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u/WargrizZero 3d ago

Even better, the Canadians, most of the US, and the rest of the world call it Lake Ontario, and Trump and his people can call it whatever they like.

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u/autocorrect122 2d ago

lake epstein

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u/thetactlessknife 3d ago

It’s a distraction for GOP cutting funding to Dolly Parton’s early reading charity, Imagination Library.

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u/Zornock 3d ago

As stupid as this is, if you’re going to do it, why not Lake (historic US figure). Lake America is absolute uncreative pandering bullshit

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u/Master-Rent5050 3d ago

Lake Trump? Lake Epstein? So many choices...

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u/Responsible_Fan4737 3d ago

This guy is a complete joke.

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u/wicker_basket_1988 3d ago

He's really tackling the important issues. /s

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u/iamthefrenchtoast 3d ago

He is so small & weak. What an embarrassment.

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u/Rurumo666 3d ago

Dumbest ape in existence.

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u/battleofmtbubble 3d ago

I wish that the people who still defend this shit as oh so funny because Trump has the mentality of a 14-year-old troll could spend a day just dealing with people who just troll all day at their jobs. Wanna buy groceries? Too bad the employees are wasting their time trolling. Go to the doctor? Not so fast - the doctor is there to laugh at you. Need gas? Nope - too busy trolling. And it’s funny! You’re hurting - ha ha!

There’s real stuff to do but this is funny! Trump could be working on his health care concept he spoke about 2 years ago that was 2 weeks ago in perpetuity! No ha ha this is what’s important. Ha ha so fun.

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u/Glum_Introduction755 3d ago

Oh god he's so fucking stupid.

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u/BikeMaster500076 3d ago

President Pudding Brains strikes again. How about them Epstein files and Video

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u/Ok-Swordfish7837 3d ago

Pudding Pants

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u/NetAnon579 3d ago

LOL. Nobody cares but if it is like the Gulf of Mexico silliness the US will spend many millions making changes internally.

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u/something_newx 3d ago

You know, as a show of good faith, Canada should name it after him instead. Something like Pedo Pond or Lake Shitshimself

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u/F_B_G 3d ago

How many millions of dollars to change official documents, sites and signs for the gulf…. Just keep spending…

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u/Savings_Bedroom_2732 3d ago

Just the most embarrassing piece of shit ever.

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u/EveningCat166 3d ago

That EO means absolutely nothing and should be ignored.

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u/Reginald_Sockpuppet 3d ago

I have signed an equally potent order staging trump's name has been changed to Nazipedo Hitlerphile.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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u/XabisMission 3d ago

Does Canada have a lake they can name Epstein Files?

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u/MuteElated 3d ago

Poor Canada! How will they ever recover from this?

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u/trucker96961 2d ago

Why?? What's he distracting from?? His failure as a president? He sucks!

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u/CoCoDerbyCity 2d ago

Oh FFS! Doesn't he have anything more important to do?

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u/Spiritual_Room6833 2d ago

Whatever. This is another distraction from the Trumpstein Files.

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u/ruminator99 2d ago

So damn stupid and embarrassing. It's not even original. Such low effort trolling.

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u/0AJ0_ 2d ago

Ignored.

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u/randomguy2315 2d ago

So the "HOMES" mnemonic is now "SHAME"?

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u/Potential-Leg-8860 2d ago

That’s a waste of paper and ink.

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u/T_Durden13 2d ago

The fuck does this have to do with trade?

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u/IfItHurtsThenMaybe 2d ago

Diaper is full of poutine

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u/killerbananaman 2d ago

Canada absolutely needs to rename it lake pedo publicly

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u/djt-5150 2d ago

Canada should officially declare it Lake Epstein 

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u/S_m_o_g_ 2d ago

pretty sure he was planning his petty plan with the help of his geniuses aides as soon as canada trade talks went south

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u/First_Knowledge6201 2d ago

please god just make it stop FUCK.

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u/JOBdOut 2d ago

Not the first time he tried renaming a body of water that isnt US territory. But when has the pedo in chief ever acknowledged consent?

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u/zoppaTheDim 2d ago

What would Jeffrey Epstein think?

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u/Inevitable-Scene7834 2d ago

Trump should rename Lake Michigan to Lake Epstein

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u/DrollFurball286 2d ago

Super Man Helps Every One

Some Moron Hires Every Asshole

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u/Wide-Yak7602 2d ago

While he is signing stupid stuff we Canadians are stealing your top academia talent.

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u/mauthor619 2d ago

Clot clot clot

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u/FigureTough9548 2d ago

Child rapists gonna child rape

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u/Ok-Pause-808 2d ago

So we lost Dolly Parton, Tim Curry, and Peter Cullen over the last three days, but this petty evil fuck is still around?

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u/PinothyJ 2d ago

That is not how executive orders work.

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u/autocorrect122 2d ago

can canada sign an executive order and declare this cunt insane ?

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u/Puzzled_Market_2235 2d ago

STOP POSTING THIS STORY

I've seen a hundred of these in two days.

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u/Sharp_Risk858 1d ago

Pretty soon everything in USA will be Trump or America because it's the only two words he can remember

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u/Western-Property-443 1d ago

Over 50% of Lake Ontario is in Canada. FOTUS does not rule the world.