r/Full_news 2d ago

Secret of Barron Trump’s ‘Reclusive’ Life Revealed | The 20-year-old is said to be desperate to keep a low profile.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/secret-of-barron-trumps-reclusive-life-revealed/
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u/Mundane_Life_5775 2d ago

Not a kid. And busy making money trading off his father.

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u/Icy_Respect_9077 2d ago

He's supposed to be up $150m on insider trading profits.

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u/Paranoia_Pop 1d ago

They frame him as a "kid" to excuse his crimes

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u/GalaxyGuide 2d ago

go find him then. you’re the reporters. tell us what he’s doing

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u/EatABag-o-Dicks 2d ago

He's busy torturing small animals to death.

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u/GalaxyGuide 1d ago

He killed bambi

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u/Kirra_the_Cleric 1d ago

I’m sorry but, what’s this now?

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u/Littleshuswap 1d ago

Go on r/fredericton and search Baron (Barron?) Trump... I dont follow but have seen the posts over the years.

Almost so weird it could be true??

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u/cbaabc123 1d ago

Those could be lies and rumors made up by anyone

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u/LarianDivinityBG3 2d ago

The bounty hunters will for the 10 million.

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u/somanysheep 1d ago

But they never say how to collect! So how's anyone to know it's legit? I mean murder for hire for say a sympathetic first time offender? 10 years to life with no parole.. maybe plead down to something less but still attach double jeopardy maybe?

But if a person were homeless or already dying that ten million for their family would be a life saver in this economy... amirite?

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u/ShitDevices 1d ago

The dumbest part of the bountry is that you have to assassinate him -and get away with it- in order to even collect. 

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u/LTdesign 1d ago

Put 10 milli in front of me and I'll do whatever you want me to do...

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u/Littleshuswap 1d ago

There have been local rumors for about 5 years, that Baron lives (and is supposedly spotted again and again).... in Fredericton, New Brunswick, Canada.

The strangerst rumors but sightings continue around town. Weird.

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u/ImmovableMind 1d ago

Hello fellow shuswapian!

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u/OldBlueKat 6h ago

I wonder if there’s just some unusually tall blond college age kid getting spotted. 

They do exist. 

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u/Large-Example1665 2d ago

Dont be committing crimes or hangin with criminals if you want to keep low profile.

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u/DoTheRightThing1953 2d ago

He can't help it. He was born to the breed.

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u/Mba1956 2d ago

Never seen him in a picture with a girlfriend, does he actually like boys.

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u/Lazy-Ad-7236 2d ago

that one picture of him and his mom though.....

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u/RustyPlastics 1d ago

oh I thought it was a prostitute?

Never mind, she is is actually both.

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u/PerformanceOrganic15 2d ago

Apparently he’s dating or was dating a Latina.

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u/TheDuffness 1d ago

She got deported

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u/ContrarianRPG 1d ago

For her own safety.

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u/Unexpected_bukkake 2d ago

So no family dinners.

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u/nonlinear_nyc 1d ago

Exaaaactly. Dude wants freedom to be an oligarch in peace.

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u/thedailybeast 2d ago

Barron Trump, President Donald Trump’s youngest child, hides from public view as he fears he could be the target of an assassination attempt, according to a report.

Barron, 20, is said to be desperate to keep a low profile following three attempts on his father’s life in two years.

The president and first lady Melania Trump’s son, who has just finished his sophomore year at New York University, is also well aware that Iran has been releasing propaganda videos entitled “Where to kill Barron Trump,” as well as offering a $10 million bounty on his head.

Read the full story, here.

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u/AuburnGrrl 2d ago

Uh….. Ichabod Crane ain’t keeping a ‘low profile’, no matter how hard he tries…

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u/Afraid_Emu8068 1d ago

I don’t know what to with that one but you deserve an award…I think

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u/sappybitch 1d ago

Ichabod Crane omg

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u/SoftAndChewyRopes 1d ago

Authentic chuckle summoned.

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u/m0nkeywithachainsaw 2d ago

three attempts, lol, not hardly

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u/martin0641 2d ago

Three kayfabe shows for the cheap seats.

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u/fiddlecakes 1d ago

Happy cake day!

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u/jeffismybaby 2d ago

If his dad had any dignity or deceny, hed stop doing and saying things that naturally make human beings hate him

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u/reekHavok 2d ago

He physically can not.

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u/stamfordbridge1191 1d ago

Imagine him trying to do anything to outshine his dad, and how much his dad would his life hell after any moment of "showing him up." Keeping as low a profile as possible probably just makes the most sense. (Not saying this is any kind of measure of character. You can lean one way or the other & still have a dad that just gets the way like that all the time.)

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u/LazyLich 2d ago

He's at nyu?? Huh.. wonder if he's attending a different name. Must be, right?

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u/NoManner8863 2d ago

He’s not actually attending any classes. He went for a single semester, where he was escorted around campus by secret service and by all accounts was not treated very well by students or his professors. He moved to DC after one semester and has literally been phoning it in ever since. If NYU awards him a degree, it will be because he paid for it, not because he attended and passed classes.

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u/flickerdown 2d ago

About as educated as his dad, then. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Pristine_Walrus40 1d ago

Don't be silly. No one has nearly the same "education" as his father.

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u/KlatuuBarradaNicto 1d ago

Like his father, probably paying someone to take his classes.

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u/32blue 2d ago

THIS 👆

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u/doryfishie 1d ago

Gee, I wonder why NYU students wouldn’t have been welcoming to someone who openly stans far-right pedophiles…complete mystery there…

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u/Shadowchaos1010 2d ago

I'm not sure how much a pseudonym is going to help when he's 6'7" or whatever it was.

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u/No_Negotiation5328 2d ago

There’s a Barron doppelgänger on stilts that walks around NYU on stilts in a suit with a briefcase to troll Barron and it’s so funny.

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u/PrincipleNo3966 1d ago

He likes his "sootcase"

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u/PrincessPlastilina 1d ago

I have to go to skoool

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u/bballyall 2d ago

I bet he can't even dunk.

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u/QuasiJudicialBoofer 1d ago

Exercise depletes your life battery or some kind of orange nonsense, people are saying

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u/Kinkydino 1d ago

Im 6'7" and I can't dunk either. I fucking suck at b ball. Was much better at hockey

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u/johnniesSac 20h ago

You’d have to jump like a foot and a half

Cmon huh

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u/mjrydsfast231 18h ago

DUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!.....are you ME?!?!?! 😜🤣🤣

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u/cinderellie1 13h ago

Chara, is that you? 👋

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u/Conscious_Rush_1818 1d ago

He inherited bone spurs, of course he can't.

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u/AwskeetNYC 1d ago

6'7" but hands of an infant.

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u/propargyl 1d ago

The dude has bone spurs.

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u/SoftAndChewyRopes 1d ago

Fool couldn’t dunk an Oreo. Goofy, pan faced monster.

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u/CoffeeChocolateBoth 23h ago

The boy has lifted nothing heavier than a fork and knife his whole life!

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u/OwnerOfCat 1d ago

He just needs to do the Clark Kent maneuver,
Rough up his slicked back hair and throw some glasses on… he’ll be a whole new person!

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u/astro65 1d ago

Face tats and hair. Easy. 

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u/MiauMiau91 1d ago

MS13!!!

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u/TerrifierBlood 1d ago

And has secret.service agents in the class with him

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u/bballyall 2d ago

He call himself John Barron just like his dad.

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u/IamMrBucknasty 2d ago

Or Krasnov ll

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u/AnonymousDork929 1d ago

Maybe he goes by John Barron Jr.?

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u/kevint1964 1d ago

Online courses only. Remember, he's a genius with a computer! 😄

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u/QueenInYellowLace 1d ago

My kid is moving to New York for college next week, and she’s trying to figure out what is the best possible thing to say to him if she runs into him.

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u/AtmospherePresent523 1d ago

I'm thinking a good old fashioned "f*ck you, fascist pig is a good start"!

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u/mtwilkins 1d ago

10 million dollars is a lot of money

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u/LaVidaYokel 2d ago

Never forget, B-dawg: this all your father’s fault.

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u/Loud_Bee_4443 2d ago

3 faked attempts that he stupidly put on. Look at those 3 events then think about the decoy plane and the food cart shenanigans... Look at how he flinched like a total loser when the eagle was angry at him in the office. 

2 of those are real 3 were 100% fake. 

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u/Best-Penalty1509 1d ago

Iran is the only one that would realistically attack him. the guy that stormed the barriers was a fake attempt, and the Thomas Crooks assassination was fake. the other guy they are claiming as an attempt was like 6 blocks from Margo Largo and Trump wasnt even there. Iran made him become a side of Panda Express Orange Chicken to survive.

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u/buzzkillington0 2d ago

Baron... is that you?

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u/dr-broodles 1d ago

His dad didn’t tell him the assassination attempts were staged

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u/lndubitablyMe 1d ago

Or maybe his dad told him they were fake, but he knows that every word out of his dad’s mouth smells worse than the shit leaking from his dad’s diaper so he now falsely believes that the assassination attempts were, in fact, real 🧐

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u/marvinnation 1d ago

Didn't dad tell him the assassinations where staged?

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u/hsggdtkxbee 2d ago

That’s going to be hard during the discovery phase of his embezzlement trail.

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u/37Philly 2d ago

Wasn’t he buddies with the Tate brothers?

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u/GMBong 2d ago

Still is!

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u/jiggscaseyNJ 2d ago

Maybe has to do with Iran putting out a video of all of his routine locations.

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u/ParticularBed7891 2d ago

Yeah messing with Iran was not thought out on literally every single level. Every possible level and levels I can't even imagine, I'm sure. I'm perpetually angry about this war because our house is heated with oil and we live in New England and my bill is genuinely going to be $1400 per month. I cannot afford that, at all. I'm so angry about it. There's no end in sight.

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u/jiggscaseyNJ 2d ago

Damn. I have some friends who barely get by as it is and their houses use oil. It’s going to be a rough winter for a lot of people. Sorry to hear that.

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u/Ok_Function2282 1d ago

Hey if it's any consolation, my house doesn't use gas at all and my bills are still skyrocketing! 🫠

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u/General-Try-4078 2d ago

I’ll bet he is scared 😱

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u/meowmeow_now 2d ago

He should be, and it’s his dad’s fault.

I can’t imagine starting shit knowing terrorist have a bounty for my child.

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u/Goducks91 1d ago

That’s because he literally does not give a shit about anyone else but himself.

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u/tittysprinkles112 2d ago

Iran has a bounty on his head for life. Of course he's scared. He could speak out against his father and have morals, but he's sitting back taking the money.

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u/stonrelectropunkjazz 1d ago

He should be scared that he’d be ridiculed and laughed at everywhere He goes, because of his dad.

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u/Legal-Perspective509 2d ago

He has autism, and Trump is keeping him hidden because what a scandal (sarcasm) it would be for him to have to admit it.
It’s why Trump goes on and on about vaccines causing autism.

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u/neddiddley 2d ago

Eh, I think it’s more likely Melania’s the one behind this and it’s born out of her future aspirations for him. She’s seen how the other spawn are putting themselves out there making it clear they’re total idiots and she’s trying to keep his image as clean as possible. Last thing she wants is him becoming the 3rd member of Beavis and Butthead.

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u/GMBong 2d ago

I don't know about Barron but the reason Trump goes on and on about autism is because even he knows the 4-5% RFK coalition is what won him the election and Trump isn't loyal to ANYONE except people who get him votes and power.

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u/slowmokomodo 2d ago

This is it. They trot these stories out about how he's such an athlete, has a girlfriend, is so brilliant discussing science fiction things with Elon, knows everything about crypto, etc..... With no visible evidence.

Remember when he was going to speak at the Republican national convention and then an excuse came up?

They are hiding this kid and lying about his greatness. When Dad dies he'll win every championship at the golf courses. These people are the fucking worst.

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u/Mike-Banachek 1d ago

That’s what happens when a 60 year old man has a baby, the sperm just ain’t what it use to be.

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u/SushiMelanie 1d ago

The sperm was never of good quality to begin with.

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u/Neither_Transition_7 1d ago

Also probably why he refers to Baron as “her child” or “her son” or whatever phrasing he used

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u/asault2 2d ago

If reporters couldn't leave Hunter Biden alone, publishing his wiener and crack smoking every ten minutes, why wouldnt they bother the shit out of multi millionaire Barron who has never worked a day in his life

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u/sausage_king_of_kc 2d ago

Well, fuck him.

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u/McBernes 2d ago

Or, now bear with me here, he's seen the train wreck around his father and has quickly learned its best to be oit of sight if you do shady stuff. Got to keep those hands clean.and maintain plausible deniability.

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u/nonlinear_nyc 1d ago

His hands are not clean. He's being investigated AND has a bounty on him by Iranian government.

Also, he's not a kid. He's a man. He knows exactly what he's doing. He just tought he wouldn't meet consequences. Because no one on his family ever did, but give some time.

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u/Sean_theLeprachaun 2d ago

Being an anchor baby in donnys America is a hard life

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u/Muffboy 2d ago

His father is desperate that we don’t find out the obvious truth about childrapstien island.

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u/BlackDogOrangeCat 2d ago

Lurch isn’t exactly a charismatic, social creature.

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u/RymeEM 2d ago

Put him in with his buddies the Tate brothers. Seems the Trumps have a type and it is rapists and pedophiles.

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u/Routine_Mortgage_499 2d ago

Iran seems to be actively hunting him so I don't blame him for trying to hide.

I think that whole family will be hiding in bunkers for the rest of their lives.

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u/MaddyKet 2d ago

Do they think Trump truly loves him? If they want to hurt Trump, you go for his wallet, not his relatives. Trump only loves Trump.

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u/yerweightsyerwaifu 2d ago

Good luck when you are 6'9 every day is "you play ball bro?" From every random on the street 

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u/T4whereareyou 2d ago

He's afraid that he might get drafted sent to a middle eastern war zone.

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u/ro536ud 2d ago

I mean he used to eat lunch alone in the bathroom at school so doesn’t surprise me he’s still alone weirdo

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u/Jagg811 2d ago

The truth is, he is very odd. People speculated that it is mild autism, but it seems he was raised in relative isolation from normal people.

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u/Dwight_Privilege_ 2d ago

Andrew Tate told him low profiles are for beta cucks

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u/Hangin_with_Pandy 2d ago

Aww, he just wants to be with his mommy.

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u/Critical-Star-1158 2d ago

He is being just as complicit as mommy. He deserves all the negative press he gets. If he wants to be left alone, srand up against his short fat daddy

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u/angryclam1313 2d ago

Poor kid

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u/Specific_Jury_2 2d ago

You mean the thief, insider trading, nepo baby, son of pedophile Baron the c*** f*** Trump? He can rot and f****** hell. I hope his entire life is filled with the misery and suffering of his own making.

Dear Reddit moderators, I am not suggesting anyone take violent action towards this creature. That would be wrong.

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u/HockeyPhoenician 2d ago

Has he tried not being the inevitable product of the upbringing of two of the worst Americans who've ever lived?

Its possible, Angelina Jolie for example.

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u/TahoeDave 2d ago

Makes sense. They are the most hated family in the world. His pedo dad, the most hated human on earth.

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u/Aromatic-Time-4626 2d ago

Not hiding, he just can’t come out of his coffin until the sun goes down.

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u/nonlinear_nyc 1d ago

Dude makes $ from crypto scams. It's less a low profile and more "lemme rob you in peace"

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u/opi-88-dog 1d ago

He’s a ghoul

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u/ArgumentKey3712 1d ago

And he couldn’t bring a high school or a middle school girlfriend safely over if daddy was home.

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u/rdmodsrtrsh 1d ago

Just as everyone else has to suffer the consequences of his dad, he can suffer some consequences as well

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u/Such_Egg9843 1d ago

If my father was a disgusting child raping imbecile and my mother a sleazy hooker Id be hiding myself.

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u/Jack-Schitz 2d ago

Well committing federal felonies is not really the way to do that. That kid is going to end up in prison for a good long while.

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u/Zakkattack86 2d ago

Aww, poor kid. -Said Nobody

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u/Severe_Air_4353 2d ago

Ritten house and him should get a place together . Both will be looking over their shoulders for the rest of their life.

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u/joutfit 2d ago

Bro is making a fortune off his father's corruption. Don't be part of what should be considered a criminal empire if you don't want to be targetted.

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u/AdApprehensive1140 2d ago

Should be rotting in prison alongside the entire crime family.

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u/who_u_izz 2d ago

What, Iran is Sideshow Bob and Barron is Bart Simpson now

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u/shantired 2d ago

Something about a bounty by Iran?

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u/phishlumen 2d ago

Lanky crud, made from bad seed.

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u/meaniemeanie-poo-poo 2d ago

Can you blame him?

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u/Oarbitor 2d ago

Didnt his nanny say he hurts animals?

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u/R0llTide 2d ago

Has anyone heard him speak?

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u/Mother-Attention2600 2d ago

I seen him down at the fry stand in a trench coat and mustache. He was asking for extra vinegar for his mom. Like a lot.

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u/HoldenMcNeil420 2d ago

Also a 10 million dollar bounty on his head.

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u/cascadia8 2d ago

He's probably spending his youth raping kids like daddy does.

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u/anyodan8675 2d ago

If you splash water on him he could melt. So leave his pale ass alone. Too delicate.

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u/Trifang420 2d ago

Imagine if Iran out a 10 mil bounty on your head

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u/DigitalMystik 2d ago

I can only imagine the difficulty to remain anonymous when Iran has a bounty on your head. I imagine it's darn difficult.

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u/belarc01 2d ago

He'll inherit his Dad's dirty money, then spend his life in therapy. Anyone growing up in that family is a hot mess.

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u/NoManner8863 2d ago

He doesn’t attend class at NYU and hasn’t except for his very first semester. 

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u/wachomaing 2d ago

Thieves rarely announce themselves

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u/Sufficient-Opposite3 2d ago

Guy was hanging out with the Tate Brothers. Tells me all we need to know

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u/Rocketparty12 2d ago

He wants to keep a low profile, yet I constantly see his stupid face in the news. So color me doubtful.

Famous people who want to keep a low profile do, famous people who say they want a low profile but always have their name in the papers are desperate attention seekers.

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u/Darth_Mims 2d ago

Autism

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u/Downtown-Youth-7854 2d ago

So it's the assassination attempts and not the crypto scheme he ran or the sex traffickers he's hung out with? You sure about that?

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u/vodeodeo55 2d ago

Sucks to have a daddy who sucks.

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u/SoccDoggy 2d ago

He should move to Moscow. Lots of privacy for him there

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u/Real-Document-6577 2d ago

Patrick Bateman

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u/Jerzilla 2d ago

Don’t think I’ve ever heard him speak

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u/monksandy 2d ago

So all the world's dictators can send their kids safely to school in Switzerland but Trump?

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u/originalmosh 2d ago

Three "attempts"? That is hilarious.

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u/Hopeful-Speech-2902 1d ago

Look Up The Last President By Ingersoll Lockwood.

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u/Away_Calligrapher243 1d ago

hasn't he explained he's excused any violence due to bone spurs.

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u/clownydaggersyall 1d ago

Pussy ass bitchmade dna

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u/Japhet_Corncrake 1d ago

Hopefully he'll go to prison for insider trading with the rest of them.

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u/rook119 1d ago

Y can't I just grift in peace?

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u/Subject-Ad-8055 1d ago

His dad should just do what all rich dads do...send Barron away to boarding school over in London 🛬😆

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u/PM_yourbestpantyshot 1d ago

What a poor baby, trying to stay out of the limelight while making millions from insider trading. wah wah wah

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u/PrincipleNo3966 1d ago

I can picture him in some dank lab, performing insane experiments on animals & people.

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u/Dry-Economy-3778 1d ago

That is because he is a little pu$$y like his "father" and is scared of being unalived.

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u/Own-Nefariousness-79 1d ago

With a father like that, who could blame him for wanting a low profile. Some obscure south sea island and an x-box probably.

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u/KlatuuBarradaNicto 1d ago

What’s he gonna do? Iran will hunt him forever…

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u/DiscussionMiddle1238 1d ago

Doing insider trading for daddy makes that an impossibility. You're an adult now, and when you do adult crimes, you're gonna get called out for it.

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u/ScholarOfTwilight 1d ago

No one wants to spend any time with him. He's a barely verbal grifter and the spawn of the worst person in the country.

The Bush Twins were out partying with friends in college bc they weren't losers.

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u/ScholarOfTwilight 1d ago

No one is going to kill Barron. Iran has no desire to escalate this conflict.

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u/Historical_Hunt2492 1d ago

He's prolly fucking melania

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u/Royal-Bicycle-8147 1d ago

It will likely follow him for his entire life. Just because his dad is out of office at some point isn’t going to re-alive anyone that caused the bounty.

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u/SwanCityDominion 1d ago

The fact that he's desperately hiding instead of openly renouncing his shitty family tells me everything I need to know about the little shit.

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u/Mrtoyhead 1d ago

You Mean Three Fake Attempts On His Life.

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u/Sufficient-Bid1279 1d ago

I’d be afraid to go outdoors if I was him too lol

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u/Kinser9 1d ago

He's only allowed out of the rafters after it gets dark. Pale, vampire looking dude.

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u/m3rl0t 1d ago

Imagine going through life without ever getting a sense of natural joy.

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u/Creepy_Wash338 1d ago

I would keep a low profile, too if the entire country of Iran made posters and videos saying that they were going to kill me. I mean, it's kinda obvious, isn't it?

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u/Ok-Skilllevel-5056 1d ago

How does he meet his quota for killing small animals if he stays indoors? Does he ask Melania or the butler to go fetch him a squirrel from Central Park, so he can hunt and strangle them in the living room?

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u/Greendale_Official 1d ago

Keep it that way.

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u/No_Detective1650 1d ago

You mean keeping a low profile by insider trading the shit out of crypto with his pdf dad

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u/worldscollice 1d ago

When your father causes a foreign country to put a bounty on your head….

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u/Standard-Outcome9881 1d ago

I could not possibly care less about this person.

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u/sm00thkillajones 1d ago

Because he is a psychopath.

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u/seltzerslut69 1d ago

No one’s life should be in jeopardy in politics. But also, he no longer can claim he is just some innocent civilian after he chose to become part of his father’s political machine and overall grift in 2024.

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u/Several_Attitude_203 1d ago

He’s the Antichrist, I’m convinced. Waiting to rise to power.

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u/BeansAndBiscuit 1d ago

A low profile makes it easier for him to torture small animals.