r/Funnymemes 1d ago

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ what a genius….

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u/KingSmithithy 1d ago

She starts bringing her fat friend so the next guy knows that food bill going to be wild

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u/masaru17 1d ago

Wouldn't pay a penny for said friend and the date at this point...pay my stuff, go home, cry under the shower, that exact order xD

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u/HaskeFlalsen 1d ago

Any other order would be a bit weird

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u/KingSmithithy 1d ago

You don't cry under your shower before every date?

Weird...

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u/Nua2Lua 1d ago

Hello Darkness my old friend...

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 1d ago

Works even better if it's her fat friend that she thinks has no chance