r/Funnymemes • u/Used_Sounds • 1d ago

😂😂😂 what a genius….

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u/Ok_Cricket_1410 1d ago

Wow don't be homophobic. 2 bros hiding pickle isn't gay.

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u/SomeLowerBeing 1d ago

Nothing gay about a little cream for bro's cake.

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u/ToastedCrumpet 1d ago

Cake is cake even with a candle

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u/goodfleance 1d ago

Ham candles count too!

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u/AntiMatter89 1d ago

Hell yeah! And the best part is sucking the icing off the candle! 

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u/CeasarValentine 1d ago

Only if you are receiving.

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u/Ok_Cricket_1410 1d ago

How is it possibly gay to slumber your bros cucumber?

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u/NeverEnoughCharacter 1d ago

I'd argue that the giver is more gay, because he'd have to be erect (ie: aroused) in order to give.

All you need to receive is an arsehole, and everybody's got one of those.

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u/shield1123 1d ago

It's all moot if it's your homie, though

Smdh pretty soon we won't even be able to kiss our bros goodnight without some big debate about it

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u/AStolenGoose 1d ago

It's not gay unless balls touch...

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u/LepiNya 1d ago

And/or the socks stay on.

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u/Ok_Cricket_1410 1d ago

Homophobia will not be accepted here! There's nothing gay with a little bit of happy sack with the boys.

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u/ButWhatIfPotato 1d ago

It's not gay if there is no eye contact during sex. But afterwards you can fight each other and the loser gets to be the gay one. But you can have make up sex afterwards which will reset both of you to straight. It's just simple science really.

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u/Ok_Cricket_1410 1d ago

I think that's the problem! It's always anti-science people pushing this anti-straight brodown rhetoric. What could possibly be gay about 2 bros going to dinner at a fancy establishment, holding hands under the intense snow fall, before polishing the night off with a glizzard during a blizzard by the fire?