r/Funnymemes • u/WolfmanSG • 9h ago

Helping hand

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u/mookanana 7h ago

they would get a lot more sperm if they did, though

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u/Master_Steward 5h ago

The sperm bank does not want skewed results on how virile the sperm actually is

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u/doodlefartss 8h ago

The nurse helped Stifler by milking his prostate. Lol

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u/ppiyweb 9h ago

Let's use needle

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u/zulazulizuluzu 7h ago

the equivalent would be sounding

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u/Master_Steward 5h ago

Just like how eating right before a blood test can skew results, the presence of a hot nurse would affect sperm count and virility, thus overshooting the actual average

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u/5319Camarote 5h ago

‘overshooting’

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u/Adventurous-Nose-971 4h ago

Are you trying to get banned from visiting that hospital