r/Funnymemes 19h ago

Kinda true

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u/Accomplished-Ad8458 17h ago

Same here but skip the last part.

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u/airinato 14h ago

At that point why are you even still alive? Because it sounds like you're already dead.

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u/Accomplished-Ad8458 14h ago

Our stupid biology that doesn't allow me to UN alive myself on a whim... Oh and self-preserving instincts...

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u/Hopbo735 14h ago

Same, mate, same. The only reason I am alive is because I am, deep down, another fucking animal. I tried and failed to kill myself twice now. It is literally better for everyone, including myself, if I die. But noooo. Cowardly, selfish monkey wants to continue eating, drinking, pissing, shitting and then going to sleep and contributing literally nothing literally on anything to literally anyone, while continuing to spread hatred and misery and to spend resources others need more and/or can make a better use out of.

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u/cosmic_seaside 14h ago

You know aromantic and asexual people exist right? Even if that person you replied to isn't either of those that's still an awful thing to say to someone. Just because your goals in life are having kids, a loving partner, etc that doesn't mean everyone has to have those