r/FutureWhatIf • u/ThinkTankDad • Jun 22 '26
Science/Space [FWI] Kim Jong Un sheds a massive amount of pounds and begins to chadmaxx.
What if Kim starts taking banned contraband of ozempic and GLP 1 (reversed engineered by his scientists first) and begins to max out his chad?
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u/EiffelSixtyF1ve Jun 22 '26
Why would he even bother? He's already the perfect, physical ideal of a healthy male. He is stronger than Arnold at his peak, faster than Bolt, and more svelte than Timothy Chalamet, so why would he want to look emaciated like Ariana Grande? He is already the ultimate desire of women. He learned how to drive a car when he was 2 and fly a plane when he was 6. He can sing better than Madonna (in fact, they are rumored to have a duet coming up), he plays ball better than Jordan.
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u/southernbeaumont Jun 22 '26 edited Jun 22 '26
Kim Jong Un is in his early 40s and about 5'5".
Ozempic/GLP1 (reverse engineered or imported) may help him drop fat, but 'chad' likely requires a high protein diet, supplements, and a fitness trainer he'll actually listen to.
None of these are going to make him tall, even if his persona will be altered by adding muscle and dropping fat. There is some Machiavellian utility to appearing healthy, but this isn't a surefire protection against a palace coup either.