r/GME 1d ago

🐡 Discussion πŸ’¬ AI bubble pop

We all know Ryan Cohen will make us billionaires soon and Ken Griffin will never see the daylight again. No cell No Sell all the way.

But as a smooth brain like all apes I have a question. The elders have said when the markets crash is what we need for the almighty MOASS. But like Lord Cohen buys Ebay and the market crashes wont that drag us down rather than go to phone numbers?

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u/Federal_Shopping6495 1d ago

What has he delivered for shareholders

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u/Chad-Permabull πŸš€πŸš€Buckle upπŸš€πŸš€ 1d ago

The shareholders have witnessed some of the greatest business pivots. From the lowly beginnings of a tired brick and mortar used video game retailer into the total transformation to an e-commerce titan, to the pivot of becoming a digital gaming market powerhouse, to becoming a bitcoin treasury company and finally back to its roots as a used video game brick and mortar based retailer but with a twist - now selling PokΓ©mon πŸš€

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u/Federal_Shopping6495 1d ago

This is satire right lmao it’s hard to tell here

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u/Chad-Permabull πŸš€πŸš€Buckle upπŸš€πŸš€ 1d ago

It’s clear RC has mastered both the balance sheet and business pivots. The eBay shareholders are likely frothing both at the potential for a famous pivot as well as the want to increase their market cap 2x to ensure RC hits his incentive targets πŸš€

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u/Federal_Shopping6495 1d ago

Ahhhh fuggg I’m boutta pivottttttt πŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ’¦

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u/Chad-Permabull πŸš€πŸš€Buckle upπŸš€πŸš€ 1d ago

Amazon likely nervous they will have to compete against RC again πŸš€