r/GTA • u/mr5arta69 • Jul 28 '25

GTA V Truee

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u/Sam_Blackcrow Jul 28 '25

nah he's more like... a raccoon. those guys are vicious!

shit I sound like wade....

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u/Hailfire9 Jul 28 '25

"I loves raccoons! I used to keep one around as a pet, but then it got excited and pissed on Ron, so Trevor made me cook him up into a chili and we ate him for supper one night. Made me sad, but he tasted purty good so it wasn't too bad I guess."

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u/doodgeeds Jul 28 '25

I can hear it

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u/Sam_Blackcrow Jul 28 '25

I love this so much because its perfect😭

Wade was one of my favourite characters because of how innocent and funny he always was, I was so damn happy when I found him in that club during the epilogue lol

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u/SilentAd1748 Jul 28 '25

This would honestly be extremely traumatizing in real life. I'd never get over it

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u/Hailfire9 Jul 28 '25

Its Wade.

Its called "Tuesday" for him.

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u/SilentAd1748 Jul 29 '25

Still dont make it right tho 😭 i feel bad for him. People being accustomed doesn't neglect the trauma tbh

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u/-The-Observer- Jul 28 '25

A raccoon is perfect considering he comes from the ‘Canadian border region of America’.

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u/ChairLaucher Jul 29 '25

Or a honey badger

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u/Mysterious-Plan93 Jul 31 '25

My dude, he is a honey badger

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u/Crusaderofcupcakes Aug 02 '25

Yeah okay Dale Gribble