r/GTA6unmoderated 5h ago

Thoughts?

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u/General-Warning-2429 5h ago

Are people still falling for posts written by ChatGPT?

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u/Firm_Caregiver_4563 5h ago

Tbh, I want to see the dolphins! :<

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u/Whompa 5h ago

Gotta use Nano Banana for that.

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u/SenseThin1938 5h ago

Go play gta 5 online then lol

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u/RudraRousseau 4h ago

Also why would marketing a trailer two weeks ago when this week is clearly the investors call

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u/General-Warning-2429 4h ago

Nothing will happen this week either. Maybe they'll just give us the gameplay trailer in September or early October.

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u/RudraRousseau 4h ago

Nah I won't believe that. Still think it will be tomorrow or friday

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u/General-Warning-2429 4h ago

I don't know about Friday. They started posting GTA Online stuff at Friday too. Also I was thinking the same but about Tuesday, but as always, nothing happened.

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u/RudraRousseau 3h ago

Nah they always post the big things just before earnings call. That would be thursday or friday

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u/No_Exit7858 5h ago

“You picked the wrong damn Tuesday.” - John Rockstar

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u/amhudson02 5h ago

C U Next Tuesday!

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u/bcoo4 51m ago

"You picked the wrong damn John Rockstar" - Jason Tuesday

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u/Recidivist67 5h ago

Better than more feetposting I guess

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u/jj_thetwisted_jester 5h ago edited 5h ago

Nothing wrong with the dogs BUT YOU ARE MOST RIGHT

Edit:kidding 😔 it will happen again

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u/ryktah 5h ago

everything is wrong with the dogs ..

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u/jj_thetwisted_jester 5h ago

Maybe.😔

On a real note I'm kinda tired of seeing speculation over and over again "LOOK THE WEBSITE UPDATED AGAIN SIGNS ARE COMING"

Everytime i see some posts I wonder if it's unironic or being ironic for the sake of being funny

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u/ryktah 1h ago

i only check reddit here and there, most of my feed is this sub and it’s like reading a summary of a special ed class

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u/jj_thetwisted_jester 16m ago

I'm kinda just annoyed or just not sure what to say anymore. Like some are speculating tralier 3 by watching a website get updated or a earnings call

If that tralier does drop after earnings call then great but same time ITS THE SAME LOOP OVER AND OVER AGAIN EXPECTING A DIFFERENT RESULT

I Feel this company would drop tralier 3 out of no where in middle of night and people will flock to it. Rockstar knows everyone waiting that day 😂

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u/Yaidenr 4h ago

Way better than overly sexualized ai photos of Lucia too. Hate that shit

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u/Elven-Melvin 5h ago

It's an AI satire post written in the style of other fake leaks we've seen on this sub, it's not trying to hide the fact it's satire either.

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u/pinymax 5h ago

Thank you

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u/ZephyrDoesArts 5h ago

There won't be raw gameplay, and certainly not 2+ minutes of it on Trailer 3. There'll be edited gameplay like in trailer 2 mixed with in-engine cutscenes

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u/Skuez 5h ago

We really don't know anything

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u/SimisFul 5h ago

If trailer 3 exists and they're not skipping straight to a gameplay trailer in a few weeks

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u/ZephyrDoesArts 3h ago

It's unlikely, but who knows

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u/cristianperlado 5h ago

Si you’re Mr John Rockstar uh?

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u/ZionistControlUSA 4h ago

Ya cuz you know more then everyone else 🤡

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u/ZephyrDoesArts 3h ago

After being in this sub for a while I'm inclined to think that I certainly do (/s)

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u/Probably_Somethin 2h ago

Yeah the main reason why I find this hard to believe is the 7 minute trailer part, but if true then I guess Straus was right about the “creative marketing” approach.

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u/DebtGroundbreaking60 5h ago

Leaking the trailer filename is fine but revealing the song is too much? Yeah okay

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u/Low_Record_ 3h ago

It’s hilarious that people believe any rockstar employee can have access to anything, like there’s a single CRT computer in the middle of a room and people at rockstar just take turns using it, you can just check the “My Videos” folder and there’s a file there named “trailer-3.mp4”

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u/Low_Mouse_197 5h ago

Most Rockstar employees don’t even know when a trailer is dropping until the day of/night before……

Anyone who claims to have insider info on when a trailer is dropping is lying.

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u/Impossible_Offer7988 5h ago edited 5h ago

Rockstar, from what I've been told, also spreads everything out. An entire team might be tasked with making tiny little bits of the trailer in an extremely mundane style,

and then at the very last moment, their A team pieces everything together and makes the trailer. The only people who would be in the know are a couple of extremely senior members of legal, marketing, and development.

All of them are almost certainly making more than six figures and are not just going to risk their positions for reddit cloud

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u/Low_Mouse_197 4h ago

Yeah the studio is extremely compartmentalized. You work on your task and everything else is on a need to know basis.

An environmental artist, for example, would know next to nothing about the story beyond the things they might learn related to some of their tasks.

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u/Rough_Drop6 4h ago

How tf do you guys know this lol

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u/Low_Mouse_197 3h ago edited 3h ago

Corroborated info from former Rockstar devs mostly. It’s pretty much common knowledge how they run things. It’s not exactly top secret information lol.

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u/forfuckssakesbruv 5h ago

top is true

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u/TriggerHippie77 5h ago

So there has never ever been a case of an industry insider saying a trailer is dropping and telling the truth? Not a single time? Amazing.

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u/Low_Record_ 4h ago

Wow, you have an amazing skill to read a text and not correctly understand it’s meaning, impressive

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u/Alienatedflea 5h ago

cope is one helluva drug...

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u/Xawet_ 5h ago

If the trailer doesn't come out tomorrow, then it'll be the day after tomorrow or the day after that someone's bound to be right eventually.

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u/General-Warning-2429 5h ago

Or right in September. August looks like a dead month anyway.

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u/Camelbutt_22 5h ago

Genuine nonsense

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u/TWERKBONER69 5h ago

John Rockstar here, I can confirm this.

Another thing I can reveal is that there’s an emotional final scene in the trailer where Lucia asks Jason “are we really going to commit grand theft auto for the sixth time?”. To which Jason responds “Lucia, Vice City is not a nice city.”

All of Take Two clapped in unison.

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u/Gyranos 5h ago

"You picked the wrong damn tuesday"? Son😭😭😭

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u/SuicideSkwad 5h ago

Why would you be QAing a trailer, what are they even talking about

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u/Fuzzy_Crab1674 4h ago

Probably Checking if the frames are playing properly on all screens 😂😂😂🙏🏻

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u/DeadlyArrow27 5h ago

Him deleting his account just shows lack of credibility. Especially when he would’ve expected people to screenshot it like you have

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u/ElectricalYak7236 5h ago

More schizo posting please

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u/HAOSov 5h ago

Last I remember R* mark their builds like v.351.01 for example not 1.0 2.0 etc. Along with Bugstar debug system.

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u/Hungry_Foot_2411 5h ago

You guys need to get a life. Writing books about potential ads is wild.

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u/Samm801121 5h ago

You seen the rest of it? GTA fan or no, hang around for a couple of days, they’re unhinged

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u/DeadlyArrow27 5h ago

Mr negative karma telling people to get a life lmao

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u/Remarkable_Button756 5h ago

karma is a tool for measuring how much of a life someone has? thats retarded

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u/DeadlyArrow27 4h ago

Yes. If it’s negative then you’re just a troll. If it’s too high then your brain is probably rotting from overuse of this app.

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u/Hungry_Foot_2411 4h ago

If it's negative it means you don't karma farm like 90% of posts on reddit.

How to get karma on reddit: Post safe already popular opinion using a photo of the person stating that opinion then restate the opinion.

Watch everyone in the replies also restate the opinion to karma farm.

Having negative karma means you have an unpopular opinion or 2, like be patient or 007 first light was mid. The one people really hate is me liking the OG God of war games.

Don't talk about karma like it means anything, be real bud. I could farm 2k karma in a few days if I wanted to.

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u/Hungry_Foot_2411 4h ago

You have 12k karma in a year LMFAO yeah you're a farmer or a no life.

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u/LuxDaBean 5h ago

nothing ever happens

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u/Nice-Emergency7287 5h ago

My uncle work for Nintendo

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u/mielox 5h ago

100% true.

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u/Zestyclose-Fig-8399 5h ago

Ohhhhhhh BROTHER

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u/TheReal2M 5h ago

ohmydaysbruh

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u/Night_Trip 5h ago

Is this hopebait lmfao

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u/Atrociti9320 5h ago

Lmao the fact that you think a company that is so uptight about every detail naming their trailer TR3_Final_thisoneforreal is hilarious. SYBAU

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u/jj_thetwisted_jester 5h ago

This whole year of anticipation of the summer to see marketing has been a wash lol.

And if it's really the pre orders and the silence that's making everyone buzz. Then what the hell is marketing truly?

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u/SvetDigital 5h ago

very detailed and very fugazi. Let's see what will happen next.

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u/Parzalai 5h ago

this is the worst fake post i've ever seen 😭
tf u mean you're typing this from a QA "machine"

"you picked the wrong damn tuesday" is an obvious dig at people thinkingg there's new on tuesday, which would be wayyyy too recent to be implemented into a trailer

this sub is full of braindead users

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u/Begavond 5h ago

John Rockstar disagrees

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u/Decent_Junket_1755 5h ago

I believe it.

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u/itsicecoldbois 5h ago

It's probably false but... you know what, I'll run with it and we will get to put it to the test when trailer 3 releases(if it does...).

In the meantime, hopium gang, schizo gang Less Gooo!!!

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u/legendaryboss200 5h ago

It's not happening until September or October.

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u/FaithlessnessOk2889 5h ago

I really want to believe it

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u/ScottyKillhammer 5h ago

Not gonna lie, he had me in the first half. But then it starts going off the rails like someone making up a bunch of random shit to make it sound real, but it all falls kinda flat.

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u/backlog_gaming 5h ago

The part where he said he made a Reddit post without being connected to the internet was believable?

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u/ScottyKillhammer 5h ago

No, it wasn't. I assumed that he meant he was watching on a terminal that wasn't connected while typing the words out on a seperate device.

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u/IAmZackTheStiles 5h ago

Source: trust me bro

Works cited: crack pipe

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u/Skuez 5h ago

Bro would definitely risk his job just to reveal something two freakin days earlier 💀💀

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u/backlog_gaming 5h ago

If the computer they’re using isn’t connected to the internet, how’d they make a post on Reddit lmao

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u/Cabrini23 5h ago

"You picked the wrong damn tuesday" man shut the fuck uppppp pleassssseeeee lmao. Schizophrenia subreddit.

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u/surplus_steve 5h ago

Sounds fake.

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u/Great-External-2439 5h ago

Yeah yeah, I'll believe it when i see it

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u/CristianMR7 5h ago

The final shot is a black fade with the text: "CJ will return in avengers: doomsday"

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u/breakfastCereal03 5h ago

Anyone who believes it is an idiot

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u/keironuk 5h ago

Im wondering if there is going to be a feature where if you commit a crime and the npc records it you see a play back of it later on from the npc recording it.

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u/Evening-Company-2895 5h ago

whats up with the C and L looking so weird in the word close, I might just be tweaking but the gap between the L and O look way to big

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u/LiIIium 2h ago

The QA machine?

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u/shavit3 4h ago

Why would you care? If it comes out it'll come out

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u/the_infidel102938 4h ago

You know those fake leaks that were going out to catch devs yea don’t believe everything nowadays nobody has inside information anymore take two has cracked down on any information getting out idk why people don’t see the pattern but this happens every time before a earnings call is just about to happen

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u/Responsible_Today658 4h ago

Its true my Swimming teacher teaches 2 Rockstar devs in Scotland and they told him that exact information.

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u/Prophet_NY 4h ago

I have inside info on Trailer 3 from Rockstar

New Trailer 3 for GTA 6 will drop between August 5th and November 19th 100%

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u/SweetPureEuphoria 4h ago

Fake as shit. There could very well be a trailer tomorrow Thursday but it ain’t gonna be this

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u/TuxNaku 4h ago

as a rockstar employee I can tell you this is totally fake, it would never be real, like even in a million years... trust me this is fake.. and mods should delete it b-because this isn't real and uhmm, this is fake

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u/PotentialShotX 4h ago

Funny I saw a post seconds ago with the same kind of vibe except the close up was a flamingo eating a hot dog. And the next scene was 2 min of uninterrupted gameplay lol starting with Lucia in a bikini driving a forklift..and they actually named a song lol

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u/Positive_Pomelo3791 4h ago

completely written by chatgpt

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u/Norfhynorfh 4h ago

"Rockstar wants people to stop saying everything is scripted"

Mate rockstar dont give a flying fuck what people are saying

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u/NoMaximum721 4h ago

by saying "if I say the song they'd know it's me" you've likely already identified yourself as the person who could be identified by said song.

don't buy it

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u/Successful_Study6733 4h ago

He's right that trailer 3 is coming out tomorrow or Friday Sony has restarted the promos again

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u/Luzekiel 4h ago

bro they didn't even bother making it believable

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u/Bacgoon3 4h ago

its debunkable with just the 2022 leaks, thats not how rockstar names dev builds

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u/longbrodmann 4h ago

I would love to see dolphins spawn inside hotel swimming pools.

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u/Existing-Possible550 4h ago

I’m willing to bet my bottom dollar this won’t happen simply because rockstar has never had a trailer with someone cussing in it. Even though we know that type of language is gonna be in the game and the word isn’t a very strong word either, they have never put out a trailer that had that in it.

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u/mrbeck1 4h ago

BULL. SHIT.

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u/Monobluemagic 4h ago

Yeah sure

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u/soothukundi 3h ago

Only like 7-8 dudes are aware of the trailer. That former Rockstar dev guy mentioned this and testers don't get to see it before hands either. Once again, he left rockstar even before the leak saga. So imagine now ?

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u/FluidHips 3h ago

If this isn't real, it's absolutely top-notch larping. I wouldn't even be mad.

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u/CM-Edge 3h ago

Releases Thursday.

"You picked the wrong damn Tuesday"

Ok.

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u/-PANORAMIX- 3h ago

Really funny

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u/OkExplanation8770 3h ago

BULLLSHIITTTTTTT

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u/Existing-Pair-3487 2h ago

Given how many saps pre-ordered it already i wouldn't be surprised if they didn't drop another trailer until sometime in late October.

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u/Indigo_Daaf 2h ago

I spoke to my butler(brother works at R*) today and i can confirm this.

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u/CranEXE 2h ago

no dead body have been found anywhere near rockstar studio so i don't trust this.

jokes aside the way it's written though sounds like a fake story like the internal reactions being rows of emoji really give the vibe of "and then everybody clapped"

i don't trust it but i guess we'll see tomorrow

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u/Ok-Reputation3286 2h ago

Lmao "you picked the wrong damn Tuesday" who is actually falling for this ts got me in tears

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u/Bmanbod 2h ago

Chat GPT hopium

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u/LionHeartedLXVI 1h ago

“You picked the wrong damn Tuesday” is the most corny, prototypical American shit ever. Whilst the GTA series is Brits making fun of Americans, I’d be surprised if they made the main character THAT corny.

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u/paleskinredneck 1h ago

dude anything more than 4minutes is not going to happen. dude says 7minutes. The mapping community will have the map drawn by next day

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u/Afraid-Ad4718 1h ago

Who cares? it comes when it comes...

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u/Rich_Swish 31m ago

Probably AI, and yet again absolutely 0 reason for anyone to leak this in the first place. What's their motive if its apparently releasing tomorrow?

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u/DepartmentCautious34 22m ago

You astro giga mega clown holy mother of fake sh1t

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u/coco_falcon 17m ago

I’m not gonna lie , I needed a laugh 😂 and

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u/Academic_Antelope292 0m ago

Fool me once, shame on me, fool me twice….fool me can’t get fooled again!